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iloveotter

5:13pm Nov 27 2010

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zozane008

5:31pm Nov 27 2010

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A Blonde walks into a Doctor's office with both of her ears burnt. "What happened to you';re ears?" The doctor asked.

The Blonde says, "Well...I was ironing my worksuit when the phone rank, but I accidently picked up the iron and well...you get the picture."

"Well that explains one ear, how about the other?" Asks the doctor.

"The bas.tard called again."



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DragonSnap24

7:11pm Dec 3 2010

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A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"


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innagong

8:44am Dec 4 2010

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LOLOLOL. I'm about half-blonde, and pretty much the smartest kid in high school. Quoting Ty.

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zozane008

11:38am Dec 4 2010

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I'm a Blonde too. xDD


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