This is a petpage of poetry dedicated to my wunnerful and oh-so attractive wifey, strayyy. Drink it in.
My Love for You
My love for you
Is like our puppy's love for chocolate ice cream
My love for you
Is like a laser beam
Except it doesn't kill anyone
My love for you
Is like my love for hot dogs
Except I love you even more
That's what's up, dawg.