Yeah, I planned some characters and did some notes for a story. It's a vampire story.
EDUARDO GOOSE
Characters
Eduardo Goose - He is the main character. He is an ugly, but actually beautiful man. Everyone sees him as a really ugly fellow, but Britney is can see his true beauty. In the end he- *shot*
Britney Burns – His androgenous girlfriend who is secretly a vampire. She is the only one that can see that he’s really gorgeous (because she has magical eyes). She turns into a house fern (not including the pot and soil).
Fredrickski Goose - Eduardo’s dad. He hates Britney ‘cause she’s a drama llama. He has a pet cuttlefish which he keeps on an 8 metre long chain on his porch. He believes Eduardo should stay on mount spoon ‘cause he looks like a hermit. He didn't send Eduardo to school 'cause he felt he could persue his career as a hermit better without it.
Gerald – Fredrickski’s pet cuttlefish, he can survive on land because he’s part werewolf. He feels naked when he doesn’t have his 8 metre long chain and he uses it for walkies as well (which is quite annoying when they go to the park).
Al Paca – Britney’s best friend. He plays the ukulele. His goal in life is to join Westlife as their front-man. He was in Cher’s music video for ‘believe’ as an extra and he’s very proud of that.
Origami Suzuki – A Korean otaku that had her name legally changed to ‘Origami Suzuki’. Loves Sailor Moon. She’s also a vampire and she turns into a cookie cutter shark. She was actually a secret spy that was sent to mount spoon (where Eduardo lives) to spy on Gerald (since werewolves are vampires’ true enemies). But she lost her memory about the mission when she hit her head while at the airport.
Mount spoon
A mountain where Eduardo's adventures take place. It's a medium sized mountain which is surrounded by vast celery fields. Eduardo lives by the swamp which on the summit. Everyone else lives in a small town at the foot of the mountain. The town's economy relies on the celery fields and Barney (their main consumer of their produce).
Vampires
· Don’t drink blood, ‘cause that would be copying. They drink celery
· They aren’t dead, that would be copying. They aren’t alive either, they’re sort of in the middle. They never died in the first place, but they were never born either.
· They don’t sparkle or burn in the sunlight, that would be copying. They start dancing when they go in the sun, so that’s why they don’t go out much.
· They don’t turn into bats or wolves. That would be copying. They have their own special animal. They don’t get to choose though. Most transform into fish, marsupials or small plants.
· They also start growing sequins around their ankles in the moonlight, so many vampires wear really long socks during the evening. Sucks to be them eh?
NOTE: Please don't take this so seriously. I haven't much interest in writing and this was just to laugh my head off. I haven't any idea what the plot would be like and I doubt I'm going to get any further than the first few paragraphs.
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