So you guys have probably heard of this big huge Res-Family here. Ya know, the one with Mage as the gram gram of everyone.

Yeah that.

Well, a lot of these family members have written their life stories. From generation to generation.

Now, this is the third generation.

Me. Paige.

It started off on a night. It was hailing, in the form of bunnies. And it was oddly colored (the hail was pink). That was the night I was born. I believe that my father (who I call Mommeh) was Flash. And my mother is Phaeda, of course. She is the daughter of Kir. Not the housewife omg.

Growing up, Phadea and Flash were rather poor, so I was practically raised by my grammy Zeb and Grandpy Kir. Auntie Yoshi came by occasionally and gave me gifts that I will cherish forever, like that bitten popsicle stick. Chancey and Yumie Sisuu were my sisters, but I'm guessing they were raised with Flash and Phaeda because I don't remember them in my childhood. At my sixth birthday I got my fist potato chip. I remember that. 8D Ily Grandpy Kir.

Then one day, I heard this boy outside. He was hosing my Grandpy down for him. I instantly fell in love, for this boy was so nice to his elders, right? Turns out Grandpy Kir doesn't enjoy water, but oh well. I knew I picked the right choice when I married Ian. Anyway, we splashed Kir all day because he seemed to enjoy it (though it turns out those were screams of pain). And then Ian asked me to marry him. Our wedding was quite simple, considering the fact that we were married right then and there in my grandmother's front lawn. 

Then Ian and I had Tavi together, our son. Tavi is a brat and gets everything he wants. c: Like a car(skateboard). I believe we raised her well, she even got her own crib and everything.

Oh yeah and uhm we adopted Innie. I have no idea why or how. Maybe because she enjoyed hitting me in the head with her rattle and all of that just made me forgetful...wait? What were we talking about?

Hurr. I think that's it. :C

8C Omg Srsly. An adoptive daughter doesn't count as part of your family?

This is calling for some major shun. >:C 

Dude this is like BEFORE i adopted you, aduh.

Don't hurt me. I was like, sleeping when I wrote this.