I was bored so I decided to make something a little new for me. I have a dog named Pearl and i was thinking about what her mind had in it and soon i started to kind of act like the character, which I do a lot. So yea, here is what I wrote.

 

 

 

By Hic Up 2morrow

5/28/2010

Worse Days

Oh my dog! Today was probably the WORSE day of my 21 years old life! Well first of all Owner just got two new kitten so now she is either on the computer, playing the Wii, watching TV, or playing with those disgusting kittens! And then when she does pay 5 minutes of attention to me it is by nearly stepping on me! I mean, how hard is it to see a bright, white, schnauzer? So, anyways, when she almost stepped on me she made this squeaky noise that sounded like a long yelp and it really hurt me ears. She then did this little hopping dance thingy and finally almost fell over on me!

Okay that isn't the worse part. She has this new food for me. She says that it is 'healthier' then my old food. It taste HORRIBLE! I actually have to hold my breath just so the disgusting smell doesn't kill my noise! Why do healthy things have to taste just...Strange in a bad way. I eat cat poop, gr*censored*, dirt, and who knows what else and trust me, none of it tastes that bad.

Yea, and about the new kittens...Owner goes down and pets them so then when she comes back up she smells like cat and then she pets me, which I would mind if she didn't make me smell like cat! So the 'cute', little kittens get whatever they want just by purring and giving Owner their 'kitten eyes'. Like if they want to go outside and play or if they want to be held. It is sick!

Owner also says they are getting hyperer. Is that even a word? Owner can be so illiterate sometimes it annoys me to death! I don't even know what Owner is saying half the time. Owner also isn't very patient and she gets annoyed and angry very. Very easy. Like if I am licking my arm for like...10 minutes or something she will scream at me to STOP! I don't know why the sound of me licking myself bugs her so much. Some people say she has very sensitive ears. She hears cars pull into the drive way before I do! I mean, dogs are suppose to be the ones guarding and listening for danger but no, Owner is already fully alert before we even know that someone just arrived at the house!

And then Co-owner thinks that he is my owner. He and Owner start to argue about it sometimes. I know that Owner is my real Owner because if she wasn't then she would be called Owner. A lot of people call Owner S-U-M-M-E-R but Owner is way easier for me. So when Co-owner heard about my journal he started to make suggestions on what I should put in here. He did have a few ideas one somethings but I will put those in later.

 

 

It isn't much but it is what has happened so far today. I don't know if I will continue because I usually loose interest.