Why Helllloooo children! It's so nice to see your bright smiling faces this evening. I'm Mother Zebez, hohoho. Gather round; gather round my red antique arm chair now for some good fun. *hold up gigantic tome*
Ooo what is that?
Why this is a book children.
What is it about, Mother Zebez?
It contains all the funniest and wildest stories of a magical land called the SB located in Rescreatu; A land inhabited by leprechauns and unicorns, smilies and asterisks representing action, goofballs and wing nuts. It is terrifying place at times but most times it is very welcoming and entertaining.
Oh boy! Will you read it to us Mother Zebez?
Why of course dearies, chapter one is about...HEY WHERE ARE YOU GOING!?!
Oh I was just getting up to go use the bathroom...
CAN'T YOU SEE I AM ABOUT TO TELL A STORY HERE? WHERE ARE YOUR MANNERS!?! SIT DOWN!
But...
NO ONE IS HAVING A BOWEL MOVEMENT UNTIL I SAY. NOW SIT!
*sits*
Lovely. Now, Chapter One: How Recreatu was Created
Zebez: You guys? How do you think Res was created?
SethAngel: Zebez: By Pat! D:
xAirbenderx: Zebez: People got tired of crappy pet sites and decided to make an EPIC one! ;)
Zebez: Well, I think it was a magician who created Res
Zebez: A man woke up and stared at his apartment ceiling. He rolled out of bed and put on his robe and wizard hat.
Zebez: The man stumbled to his computer and turned it on.
Zebez: You see this man was a wizard. He had wizard powers and his name was Pat.
Mugiwara: xD…Zebez
Zebez: The wizard proceeded to surf the web, looking for something to do. His dog had just died and he needed something to take his mind of him.
Zebez. He searched for hours but he found nothing of value, so he decided he would create something to do.
Mugiwara:-is listening to Zeb’s story-
Octavia22: Zeb’s story is about the making of Res, no?
Mugiwara: Ayup.
Zebez: But he would need a magic wand to do it, and since his magician dress up set had not come with one, he would have to search for one on his own.
Zebez: He thought, “Where could I search for one? Perhaps some hind of engine could guide me…but where can I find that?”
ERLover90: I’m getting excited.
Zebez: “Oh yeah,” he said. “Google.”
Zebez: Pat googl’d “magic wand” and 3 trillion results popped up. “Oh dear,” thought Pat. “I don’t have time for this,” so he clicked on the first thing he saw.
Zebez: It was a good wand. It was made of balsawood and contained a strand of eel skin. The find was so magical that is was like the wand was made especially for him.
Zebez: So he ordered it with his credit card.
Zebez: Pat sat around his house. Everyday he would jump at the mail, only to be disappointed by the bills he received.
Zebez: It seemed all hope was lost. Pat was in a deep depression about his dog and the fact that he was a wizard without a wand.
ERlover90: Pat is depressed over his dog?
KrillaCreat: Who and what about their dog?
Zebez: But suddenly, four to six weeks later, a small thin package arrived! Pat’s eyes went unnaturally wide, like those of an anime character’s.
Zebez: Pat ripped open the package and there it was. His balsawood eel skin wand, shining dully as balsawood does.
Mugiwara: Balsawood/eel skin?
Octavia22: Zeb’s story of how Pat made Res. :D
Krillacreat: So pat was/is a wizard. 6.6
Zebez: He waved his wand around his house, screaming shrilly, “I’m a wizard! I’m a wizard!”
Zebez: He took the wand in both hands and stretched it out in front of him, looking at it with childlike amazement and wonder.
Zebez: “You’re finally a wizard Patty,” he whispered to himself.
Zebez: He thought to himself, “What should I do first?” and then he remembered his dead dog and sadness overcame him.
Zebez: So he went to the internet to drown his sadness.
2Kat32: How much worse can it get?
Murgy: That much worse. LD
Zebez: But then a thought came to him. Perhaps he could create a pet of his very own. One that wouldn’t die! Or at least could be resurrected.
Zebez: With this new idea in his head, Pat leaped to the internet, wand ablaze!
2Kat32: I’ve decided that is get pretty weird.
Murgy: 2Kat/ yeah a little xD
Zebez: He opened his AOL browser and waited 30 minutes to connect to the internet.
Octavia: rofl, yeah Zebez it is like that.
Zebez: He decided he would make some easy mac to p*censored* the time.
Zebez: After he finished his easy mac, he washed the bowl. Suddenly the noise of the dial up stopped.
Zebez: Finally! He was connected!
Zebez: He typed in “www.” in the url bar. The internet had no such website. But this was all Pat’s plan.
Zebez: Pat waved his magic wand and with a taught wrist flick he screamed, “RESCREATU!”
2Kat32: *sighs* Zeb, you have an odd imagination.
Zebez: And there it was! A magical land filled with dogs and cats and weird spiky lizard things.
Krillacreat: Zebez- mainly cats. ;o
Zebez: There were four planets made up of four elements, just like Avatar: The Last Airbender.
KrillaCreat: Pat’s wishes he were an avatar.
Nessi: Is your story done Zeb? I need to go pee but I don’t want to miss anything. D8
Zebez: These planets were magical lands and really, if you thought about it, unlivable. But that didn’t stop Pat. He put all the creatu in their respective places. Except for the tesuri, because he thought he was funny.
2Kat32: I’ve always thought that Pat was saving the tesuris. Seems Zeb knows otherwise… XD
Zebez: Pat created a pet for himself. A dog. Just like the one he lost. Except green.
Zebez: He played with his pet dog for thirty minutes. But then he got bored and decided to let others join.
Zebez: So he opened the gates of Rescreatu to any who were bored on the internet or to those who had just lost their dog.
Zebez: And people frolicked to those gates. And they hatched eggs of their own. Soon, Rescreatu grew into a bustling metropolis of happy users.
Zebez: And everyone lived happily ever after. Until some creatu were revamped. Then there was a revolt but Pat just waved his magic wand and made it all better. The end.
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