O LITERARY BEAUTY!
Your soft, comely edges beaten and battered by the misconceptions of many.
Your beautiful, pure complextion of perfection defiled by the ravenous tendencies of ill-learned skamps.
WANNA
The word composed of TWO WORDS.
A verb and a preposition.
WANT TO.
NAY.
You do not "want to chocolate bar".
You do not "want to car".
YOU WANNA DANCE.
YOU WANNA USE WANNA IN A PROPER SENTENCE WITH PROPER USEAGE.

BANNED!
O, banned.
A simple word of great and terrible meanings.
Woe to they that break a rule!
For you shall remourse in the ban.
Praise to they that obey.
For you shall enjoy teh lulz.
TAKE HEED, O BANNED ONE!
You were not "band"!
NAY!
You were not made to be a composition of guitars, drums, vocals, and people from the shoutbox.
You were not made to be a circular-shaped, rubber material from the site.
YOU WERE BANNED.

The rest is too cliched and abused; they're, their, there; your, you're; are, our...
Lest we forget, the wonderful language.
Lest we forget, we learn and live with it each day.
Know this, abuser of misconception:
For every offense you perform against the language
A being--not of this planet--clutches his heart and falls.
DEAD.
Then is reincarnated as a rock.
The rock will find you, be wary.
The rock will lodge itself in your shoe between your foot and sole.
The rock will cause the utmost in discomfort! And this shall be when you are unable to remove your shoe to liberate the stone.

BE WARY!

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Nice scroll, Lewhit.

Forthwhith, this is a scroll of true beauty. You're are a scribe of gargantuant literary proportions. I, a fellow scribe, sallute you.
May you lament no longer as imperfections are irradicated in the forums, as literate people, such as my self, swarm Rescreatu.