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snivy3258	5:09pm Mar 13 2014 (last edited on 6:09pm Mar 16 2014)
Normal User Posts: 98	Closed Congrats to no.3 Sonador
Halloween	5:15pm Mar 13 2014
Normal User Posts: 2,983	Two men, Jim and John, were walking their dogs when they passed by a restaurant. “Let’s go in and get something to eat,” Jim suggested. “We can’t” responded John, “don’t you see the sign says NO PETS ALLOWED.” “Aah that sign,” said Jim “don’t worry about it” and taking out a pair of sunglasses, he walked up to the door. As he tried walking into the restaurant he got stopped at the door, “sorry no pets allowed.” Can’t you see” said Jim “I am blind, this is my seeing eye dog.” But it’s a doberman pincher, who uses a doberman pincher as a seeing eye dog?” the man asked “Oh,” Jim responded “you must have not heard, this is the latest type of seeing eye dog, they do a very good job.” Seeing that it worked, John tried walking in with his Chihuahua. Even before he could open his mouth, the doorman said “don’t tell me that a Chihuahua is the latest type of seeing eye dog.” Thinking quickly John responded in a angry voice “You mean they gave me a Chihuahua?” In 38 colors, and a thousand black Gondras later... I rise over my Army as the Gondra Queen! \r\n\r\n\r\n
Emmique1	7:07pm Mar 13 2014
Normal User Posts: 564	These are a few cheesy jokes xD 1. What did the ocean say to the beach? - nothing, it just waved 2. what do you call a man with a spade on his head? - Dough
fawn	3:45am Mar 14 2014 (last edited on 3:45am Mar 14 2014)
Normal User Posts: 4,355	aww, it was very sweet of you to do this, thank you! <3 I love these generous, amusing threads. c; (it's actually more like a comic / picture, but you know. it's a joke too.) idk aha this just gets me every time. and now I will subscribe for future amusement! uvu
octopusbaby	5:12am Mar 14 2014
Normal User Posts: 381	How do we know carrots are good for our eyes? Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses? (︶︹︺) I rest my case.
Mandi	6:19am Mar 14 2014 (last edited on 6:21am Mar 14 2014)
Normal User Posts: 33	Here's a few I thought were funny. My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked. The real purpose of a child’s middle name is so they can tell when they're really in trouble. Police: where do u live? Me: with my parents Police: where does ur parents live? Me: with me Police: where do u all live? Me: together Police: where is ur house? Me: next to my neighbors house Police: where is your neighbors house? Me: if i tell you u wont believe me. Police: tell me Me: next to my house Cop: "Did you kill this man?" Me: "No, a bullet killed him. Bullets are made of lead, which comes from the ground. The ground is part of nature. He died of natural causes. Case closed." Well, that's it xD \r\n
CVizzle	6:25am Mar 14 2014
Normal User Posts: 1	Einstein developed a theory about space, and it was about time too!
Feylamie	10:22am Mar 14 2014 (last edited on 2:11pm Mar 16 2014)
Normal User Posts: 35	I'm German, so I hope you all understand this joke when I try to tell it in English ^^ What do you need to catch a crocodile? - a flight ticket to Africa - two folding chairs - yesterday's newspaper - binoculars - tweezers - a matchbox - an apple You fly to Africa and visit the Nile. Set up your folding chairs and begin to read yesterday's newpaper. Soon you will fall asleep, because the newspaper bores you so much (it's yesterday's newspaper and you already read it yesterday). While you are asleep a hungry crocodile comes to you to eat you. But before he eats you, he sees that newspaper and sits in the empty folding chair next to you to read it. Soon the crocodile falls asleep (because it's yesterday's newspaper and of course the crocodile has read it yesterday already). Because you fell asleep earlier than the crocodile, you wake up earlier than the crocodile (that's pure logic!). Now all you have to do is take out your binoculars and look through them the other way round, so that the crocodile looks smaller than it actually is. It's now so small that you can take it with your tweezers into the matchbox. But oh oh... mother crocodile has seen you doing so and is veeeery angry about that. You have to run as fast as you can, but she is damn fast. Your last chance to survive is in your pocket. The apple! Throw it away and climb onto the apple tree (because we all know: the apple never falls far from the tree). There you go... you're safe and you got your crocodile ;) edit (since it's the 16th now): HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Parthalan Born on 2010-11-30 02:44:16
ZombieDash	2:33pm Mar 14 2014
Normal User Posts: 76	What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
SerenityDream	11:26pm Mar 14 2014 (last edited on 11:27pm Mar 14 2014)
Normal User Posts: 253	Why did the scarecrow get promoted?!?? ... He was out-standing in his field! BA DUM TSSS Ha Ha Ha. So funny, I know. Don't laugh too hard guys.
pokefan1300	4:48am Mar 15 2014 (last edited on 2:26pm Mar 15 2014)
Normal User Posts: 98	I think the joke i had posted was breaking res rules so i took it down. I might post another joke later. I'll try and be more careful next time. http://q.pokefarm.org/user/pokefan1300 Click my eggs!
octopusbaby	6:52am Mar 15 2014
Normal User Posts: 381	Erm poke i dont think thats within res rules
lilie	6:30pm Mar 15 2014
Normal User Posts: 2,403	Why did the chicken cross the road? Because BOB was there >:D -
Jerry24	6:59am Mar 16 2014
Normal User Posts: 3	I got a few! Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they would be called baygulls! What do you do with a sick boat? Take it to the Doc! Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil? Because it's pointless! Why did Cinderella get kicked off of the softball team? Because she ran away from the ball! What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks? Dino-Mite!
Anthony101	7:19am Mar 16 2014 (last edited on 2:17pm Mar 16 2014)
Normal User Posts: 500	Edit: Sorry. I didn't see them posted *HAPPY BIRTHDAY!* 3 drunk guys enterd a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine & turned it off again. Then said, "We have reached your destination". The 1st guy gave him money & the 2nd guy said "Thank you". The 3rd guy slapped the driver. The driver was shocked thinking the 3rd drunk knew what he did. But then he asked "What was that for?". The 3rd guy replied, "Control your speed next time, you nearly killed us!" Broccoli: "I look like a tree." Walnut: "I look like a brain. " Mushroom: "I look like an umbrella." Banana: "Dude! Change the topic..." Having a Show Room Clean Out! . Selling Albinos, Achromatic\'s, Calico\'s, and dye kit Colored Creatu, Seasonal\'s and MUCH, MUCH more, at the CHEAPEST price!
Mandi	9:26am Mar 16 2014
Normal User Posts: 33	Um, you copied mine....? \r\n
snivy3258	10:39am Mar 16 2014 (last edited on 1:07pm Mar 16 2014)
Normal User Posts: 98	Anthony be careful not to post other peoples jokes. Until you post a tle="Click to Continue > by CouponDropDown" style="background-color: transparent !important; border: none !important; display: inline !important; float: none !important; font-style: normal !important; font-variant: normal !important; font-weight: normal !important; font-size: 12px !important; line-height: 15px !important; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Verdana !important; height: auto !important; margin: 0px !important; min-height: 0px !important; min-width: 0px !important; padding: 0px !important; vertical-align: baseline !important; width: auto !important; text-decoration: underline !important; background-position: initial initial !important; background-repeat: initial initial !important;">joke that nobody else has posted I can't include you in the raffle sorry edit: Thanks :) Just be more careful next time
pokefan1300	5:14pm Mar 16 2014
Normal User Posts: 98	Knock knock Who's there? Arthur Arthur who? Arthur any better jokes you can think of? http://q.pokefarm.org/user/pokefan1300 Click my eggs!
OmegaGrox	5:22pm Mar 16 2014
Normal User Posts: 284	Hm.... _________________________ A Buddhist Monk walks over to a Hot Dog stand. He tells the man serving the stand, "Make me one with everything." ___________________ Hehehehehe.
Pretzel	5:30pm Mar 16 2014
Normal User Posts: 652	One girl tells another "Do you...ever feel we're being watched?" The other answers "No,you?" "Not really, mom and dad are not very responsible, are they?"

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