His name is Volto and I want to give him away to someone awesome.

The only thing you need to do is well post something interesting. Really that's all I ask.

It can be a fact or story or whatever, if I like it I'll give him to you.

I'll give you...'til Friday? If no one is interested by then I'l just find some other way to give him.

Okay, I picked my favorites from the list and from then, I did a random draw c: The winner is Roslyn!

Fact: Bacon is amazing -and- delicious. :|

Turtles breathe through their butts.

AWKWARD TURTLE. O.O 

I am a dancer, and every dancer has to have a teacher... Well here is a little story about my teacher's reaccuring dream...

She was running around the track, when suddenly it turns to spagetti... She tries to swim out but this chef keeps throwing meatballs at her. Then the turtles come and try to eat her... Bizzare.

Now she is afraid of turtles and hates spagetti. She also hates it when people touch there belly buttons. And yes, I found this out all at the same time so for recital. Me and my friend brought in a bag of stuffed turtles and put them in her chair. A face I will never forget. <3 She knows we luff her though so it was the best prank ever.

Then said a rich man, "Speak to us of Giving."

And he answered:

You give but little when you give of your possessions.

It is when you give of yourself that you truly give.

For what are your possessions but things you keep and guard for fear you may need them tomorrow?

And tomorrow, what shall tomorrow bring to the overprudent dog burying bones in the trackless sand as he follows the pilgrims to the holy city?

And what is fear of need but need itself?

Is not dread of thirst when your well is full, thirst that is unquenchable?

There are those who give little of the much which they have - and they give it for recognition and their hidden desire makes their gifts unwholesome.

And there are those who have little and give it all.

These are the believers in life and the bounty of life, and their coffer is never empty.

There are those who give with joy, and that joy is their reward.

And there are those who give with pain, and that pain is their baptism.

And there are those who give and know not pain in giving, nor do they seek joy, nor give with mindfulness of virtue;

They give as in yonder valley the myrtle breathes its fragrance into space.

Though the hands of such as these God speaks, and from behind their eyes He smiles upon the earth.

It is well to give when asked, but it is better to give unasked, through understanding;

And to the open-handed the search for one who shall receive is joy greater than giving

And is there aught you would withhold?

All you have shall some day be given;

Therefore give now, that the season of giving may be yours and not your inheritors'.

You often say, "I would give, but only to the deserving."

The trees in your orchard say not so, nor the flocks in your pasture.

They give that they may live, for to withhold is to perish.

Surely he who is worthy to receive his days and his nights is worthy of all else from you.

And he who has deserved to drink from the ocean of life deserves to fill his cup from your little stream.

And what desert greater shall there be than that which lies in the courage and the confidence, nay the charity, of receiving?

And who are you that men should rend their bosom and unveil their pride, that you may see their worth naked and their pride unabashed?

See first that you yourself deserve to be a giver, and an instrument of giving.

For in truth it is life that gives unto life - while you, who deem yourself a giver, are but a witness.

And you receivers - and you are all receivers - assume no weight of gratitude, lest you lay a yoke upon yourself and upon him who gives.

Rather rise together with the giver on his gifts as on wings;

For to be overmindful of your debt, is to doubt his generosity who has the free-hearted earth for mother, and God for father.

Part of The Prophet by Kahlil Gibran.

Since uilus are winter-related, I'd thought I'd make the fact that way ;u; :

About 15 proven people die a year from icicles falling on them, though many more are suspected to; any evidence has melted away by the time officials have arrived on the scene.

edit: Sorry that's a little... gruesome. xD;

<---- Silly horsey

my dad thinks that its a dog !/wow

im a delierious person when people say hi i think they are talking a bout my mom hahahahahahahahahaha--------------------------------------------------... ha

When I was a child, I had a pet cat named Baby. One day, my dog was in the woods running about, as usual. She came back with a kitten gently held in her jaws. The kitten was barely breathing. After a few days, she was nursed back to health by me and my brothers. She couldn't walk at all. Thats when I noticed that her 2 back legs were abnormally longer than the front ones. Months after, She learned how to walk with her abnormalty. She lived as an outdoor cat for a few years (Cause my dad hates kitties.). And she came back every day to see me after school. Then I had a dream that Baby was standing nose to nose with a snarling coyote. The day after, Baby didnt come back. Then the next day, she didnt come back. nd the next, next, and next. After months of looking for her, I knew that something bad happened.

I have so many more good memories to share, but that might take a few weeks to type up... :')

Fact: Girls are more patient than guys. For example: When girls put on eyeliner, they poke themselves and continue. When guys put on  eyeliner, they poke themselves in the eye and next thing you know, the eyeliner stick is in half on the ground.

Did you know?

The famous scene in Star Wars: The Sith Strikes Back, when Darth Vader says, "Luke, I am you father." was actually a secret scene. Nobody knew about this except the director and the actors. So, when they filmed this scene, there was a universal feeling of surprise around the set. 

Fact:

KFC stands for Kills Fat Children ^^

Bump.

A few of these were really interesting to read! There's so many things I want to say but I'm holding my tongue xD

Thanks guys!

Contest closed. I'll announce the winner in my first post.