Too Much Tu I Don't Know What To Do..... Dad Jokes, Please!

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Mallory1031	11:05pm Jan 21 2018 (last edited on 7:51pm Jan 22 2018)
Normal User Posts: 109	So, I don't know what to do with all of my Tu. As such, and since there are plenty more people on Res that could use it more than me, I am giving away Tu in exchange for Dad Jokes! Rules of this thread: You give me a dad joke, you'll get TU. Repeat submissions are welcome, but you are only rewarded TU once. The TU award will be based on how funny your dad joke is. Peace out, Mal. --------- TU AWARD LIST (so I can keep track) Anakin Vol Jay alice111 wanderland secretsoftheshadows iris jojothefirst peatals16 TronGirl Ginger by day..and night
Anakin	11:07pm Jan 21 2018
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Vol	11:10pm Jan 21 2018
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Jay	11:10pm Jan 21 2018
Normal User Posts: 99	Want to hear a joke about vacuums? Nevermind, it kinda sucks.
Haku	11:12pm Jan 21 2018 (last edited on 11:13pm Jan 21 2018)
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Wanderland	11:51pm Jan 21 2018
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SecretsOfTheShadows	12:59am Jan 22 2018
Normal User Posts: 1,159	I just watched a program about beavers. It was the best dam program I've ever seen. XD
Iris	10:21am Jan 22 2018
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Blessing	11:51am Jan 22 2018
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Peatals16	11:55am Jan 22 2018
Normal User Posts: 129	Wanna hear a pizza joke? Nah, it's too cheesy. I\'m a narwhal
TronGirl	7:49pm Jan 22 2018
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Bulbasaur	7:52pm Jan 22 2018
Normal User Posts: 216	"I asked my dad for his best dad joke and he said, 'You.'” Live-laugh-love
TorWorthyUk	2:28pm Jan 23 2018
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Fairy	4:19pm Jan 23 2018 (last edited on 4:21pm Jan 23 2018)
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Rowen	2:20pm Jan 26 2018
Normal User Posts: 89	we drive past a graveyard... my dad says "you know why I can't be buried there?" I ask why, he says "well because I'm not dead yet!"
Halloween	3:57pm Jan 26 2018
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dphne	2:52pm Jan 30 2018
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ZarmaCyndal	5:46am Jan 31 2018
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Gema	12:38am Feb 2 2018
Normal User Posts: 53	How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it!
SabrinaBelle1	2:20pm Feb 15 2018
Normal User Posts: 236	(Sometime I’m embarrassed by him but I can’t stop loving him) What is the last pun? PUNultimate