Now that we have everyone off we can get started with some rules, eh?
Rule number one: None of this thing you kids call godmoding, I don't know what it is but I'm sure you would know. Now I trust that all you will get along and work together as Vault Hunters so we won't be having any little fits of arrogance or any kiddos that think they are better than the others, or perfect characters, or ones that think they're immortal or any of that nonsense. Do not think you're immortal, because I tell you, you will get hurt my friend. The road to the Vault is a long one filled with Psychos, Bandits, Skags, Rakks, Scythids, Spiderants and more, but that shouldn't be a problem if you have one of my guns with you am I right.
Rule number two: Your character is your character, you may play that one and only that one. It is wise to go as a small group to the Vault, and we will only be accepting a small group. So if I were you I would get a move on it before all the positions are filled eh? NPCs such as Dr. Zedd, Moxxi, T.K. Baha and the like will be played evenly within the group; per say all that we need to get the fun started is a Solider, Hunter, Siren, and
Rule number three: There is no romance allowed on Pandora -- well, not exactly. Since you kiddos seem to like that kind of stuff I guess I can let it slide. Just keep it within the Site's rating and we should have no problems, all right.
Rule number four: Expect violence. Now that should be a no brainer with us being on Pandora eh, or do you want me to go back to what I said during rule number one?
Rule number five: The Vault is going to a high intense journey with room for much plot development, so these things you all call 'one liners' aren't going to slide. Three-to-five paragraphs per post should be enough to get this thing moving. Of course there will be times when you have writer's block or you are talking to an NPC or you are collecting the award for a mission, so there will be times where I'll let it slide -- but any other offence will get you fed to the Skags, do you hear me.
Rule number six: All players will start out at level one, so that means incendiary, shock, explosive and corrosive guns are a no-go. If you have one of these in your pack you will have to wait until you are at least level five or over [level 12 or higher for shock and explosive; level 20 or higher for corrosive].
Rule number seven: If you want you are allowed to use existing Borderlands characters for your weapon and skills arsenal, if not I will have an official Wikki featuring all the guns, artifacts, upgrades, and abilities you kiddos may use.
Rule number eight: Money is distributed evenly throughout the group but how you decide to spend it is your problem. Go ahead and spend it all on gum for all I care ah haha.
Rule number nine: Have fun and be a team player. If you don't then you know what'll happen ey Skagbait?
Rule number ten: Now I don't understand these things but it has something to do with confirmation so I'll let it slide. If you have sat through all of my rambling please include the words
money doesn't grow on trees to be granted access as a Vault Hunter.
Ah what the heck. Might as well throw in this as well eh? [
Now go on little kiddos. Grab your guns, suit up, and make your way into Firestone, and don't forget to stop by New Haven to see yours truly if you get the chance.
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