"C'mon, Adam, we're cops, not people dating! I refuse to fill this silly thing out, it's rediculous!" The boy whined.
"Alexis," The voice over the phone whined. "You are a cop. And the best way to capture your criminal is to make them think your his victom! Now, go in there, and be the hotest person you can be!" "But I don't want to! DX" He whinned. "..Oh, hey...It looks like there's only one person on..If I make my accoutn now, and mingle with this guy..." Alexis put the phone on speaker and clicked on "Click here to make your free account, and find your s<3ul m8!"
"Hi, there, cutie," Said a female's voice. "I know your just itching to find the perfect person for you, so I won't take you long. PLease fill out this form, okay, hun?"
The screen went pink, and then to spray-painted, then the account information showed up. "First off, we don't want anyone stealing your pas sword, right? Please type in a Pas s and your e-mail." The voice said.
"Ugh...Adam, I'm killing you!" He grumbled, typign in his e-mail adress, and his unusually long pas sword.
"Good! Okay, now for the fun part Fill this out, please...
I guess I'll put in my real name...Wait, does it want my full name, or my first name?...Ugh, I'll put in my first name just to be sure....
Hi, what's your Name: Alexis
None of your damn buisiness! Oh, wait...
How old are you: 17
I look like a girl with a men's haircut, but I a dude!
Are you a girl of a boy: Male
Can I get a pic of you: No. I have a very slender build, not gloating or joking. I am tall, around six foot nine, and have jet black hair, nothing girly about it :P. My eyes are green, and have copper flacks. I'm half Japanese and half American.
"Waht am I looking for? Well, we all know what I'd be looking for, but they probably won't allow sex as an option," Alexis laughed. "Oh, c'mon, they've already hinted several times you can have virtual internet smex with them!" The man over the phone laughed. "I know, but it's friggin' creepy!" Alexis replied. "But what's more important is what out little murderer is into...." Alexis muttered
What are you looking for in a partner: A good time, someone that will cheer me up when I'm sad, non-smoker, good in bed -Hah, knew you'd put it down!" Adam smirked "Shut up, this is my datign crap, not yours!"- doesn't mind ferrets, funny, but has a mind of their own, and won't be bossed around.
"My interests? Catching murderers..Nah, might give me away. *Laughs*
What are your interests: I'm a night owl. I love books, and I love writing. I'm nocturnal in real life, and like carry around my ferret. I'm not as boring as you think. I'm great with hacking computers as well. I have my adventurous side when I want...
"What AREN'T your pet peeves?" Adam laughed over the phone.
What are your peeves: Racism, homophobia, rednecks at the moment, my roomate, Adam, rapists, polititions. I do not mind christians or religion, but it pisses me off when people push them on me, please respect I'm an athiest.
"Please respect? What if this killer is a murder in the name of the frikin' lord?" Adam laughed over the phone "More insentive fgor him to kill me, no?" Alexis replied.
Do you have any hobies: I like to write, listen to music, I play the piano, guitar and drums. I love horror games, and a good horror movie. I'm also good with riddles.
What would a first date be like for you: candlelit dinner in the moonlight, then a long walk in good wether, then straight to his car for soem serious making out, in anticipation for the next date....
"Wow, Alexis, didn't think you were like that," "I'm not, I'm tryign to get this fish to bite," Alexis replied.
Name three romantic things off: beautiful eyes to gaze into, a nice voice to listen too, and a warm embrace when stress get's the better of me.
"Romantic!" Adam yeleld with a laugh.
Name three things off that would totally ruin your date: Yetting hit, yelled at, and raped.
If youve never dated before, that's okay. Secret's safe with me. <3 Just don't fill out the last two.
Now, next add your screen name, and you'll be let into our matchmaking shout box with no limitations. <3 Click the little square in the bottom, and type in the person you would liek to speak privatly with's screen name into the drop box next to it for a more private setting. Enjoy.
Alexis sighed, going itno the chatbox. "It would appear the guy here is makign his accoutn too....." Alexis muttered.