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gerychiakezumi

9:34pm May 29 2009

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i'm sorry. I just had to start this thread. Xd these always crack me up.

so basically, you post a chuck norris statement.

just please don't repeat.

so, starting off:

1. Chuck norris owns a private estate in the atlantic. We know it as the bermuda triangle. Chuck norris does not allow tresp*censored*ers.

2. Chuck norris pees red bull.

3. Chuck norris can divide by zero.

4. Chuck norris can count to infinity-twice.
Yoshi

9:51pm May 29 2009

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5. Chuck norris' calendar goes from march thirty-first to april second. Nobody fools chuck norris!
Scourge88

5:40pm Sep 23 2009

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How much woood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could Chuck Norris? ... All of it


Really really really need a Silver Jaaku for Kir. I will trade you an Unnamed Silver Kayoki for it. Please help, I’d really appreciate it o3o
Fox

6:00pm Sep 23 2009

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When Chuck Norris does pushups, he actually pushes the world down.



I\'m back.
Fox

6:00pm Sep 23 2009 (last edited on 6:00pm Sep 23 2009)

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*eats double post*



I\'m back.
GrapePop

5:17pm Sep 28 2009

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Chuck Norris sleeps with the lights on, but its not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris. 8)
 _Ranvier

2:14pm Sep 29 2009

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Chuck Norris PWNS us all.
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