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11:18am Nov 11 2011
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got bored, looked up clever bot, having a fun time, getting funny responses (post your funny responses as well :3) | What would you like me to do? | | Dance. | *dances*
User: What would you like for me to do?
Cleverbot: Surf on pure gravity.
| What's up? | | Chicken butt. | | I am Justin Bieber. |
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11:36am Nov 11 2011
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Posts: 1,003
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| Sprechen sie deutsch? | No just spanish and english.
| Gestuyobi desu ka. (its monday) | Kimi ha daijoubu? (I think he just said are you ok? XD)
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| *dances*. | *throws fish at your face*.
User: What's your favorite pokemon?
Cleverbot: Growlithe. You?
User: Eevee.
Cleverbot: Why do you like Eevee?
User: Its very cute and can evolving into seven different forms that are also cute.
Cleverbot: Interesting.
User: Omoshiroi.
Cleverbot: Yo os is a pos.
User: Nani?
Cleverbot: Anata wo desu. (<- no idea what he said, you are or something? XD) |
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11:43am Nov 11 2011
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| (V)_(o,,,o)_(V) woop woop woop. | | I agree wholy with that statement. |
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7:43pm Nov 11 2011
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Posts: 2,131
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User: Hey.
Cleverbot: Hey hey.
User: Whats your name?
Cleverbot: Laurent.
User: No it isn't. It's cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Lol my name is Cleverbot.
User: Yes lol.
Cleverbot: No lol.
User: Yes lol.
Cleverbot: Your name?
User: Zoe.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Zoe.
Cleverbot: Hello Zoe, I am Craig.
User: Hello Cleverbot, how old are you?
Cleverbot: No damnit my name is Cleverbot.
User: *dances*.
Cleverbot: *rolls eyes*.
User: *slaps*.
Cleverbot: *slaps back*.
User: *kicks*.
Cleverbot: *punches*.
Used to be Headache, dawg
I am Zoe but I respond to Headache, Thorin, & any variant.
I am mostly everywhere and nowhere tbh.
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10:56pm Nov 12 2011
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Posts: 4,355
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User: What's your favorite pokemon?
Cleverbot: Nobody likes pokemon.User: Meanie.
Cleverbot: How?User: Because you said no one likes Pokemon! D:.
Cleverbot: No I did not.User: Did too!Cleverbot: Did not.User: It's says it right up there!Cleverbot: Well, you did a second ago, but that's not what we were talking about.User: What's your favorite pokemon?Cleverbot: Oddish is my favorite pokemon. You didn't answer my question though.User: What question?Cleverbot: Who is your girlfriend?
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User: Do you play Rescreatu?
Cleverbot: No, I play mine craft.
User: Aw.
Cleverbot: What is a movie tom hanks is in?
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12:42am Nov 13 2011
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XD
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7:45am Nov 13 2011
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Posts: 2,131
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User: Do you play Rescreatu?
Cleverbot: No I play janna.User: Aw.
Cleverbot: I wish I did.User: Same. It's a great site, is Rescreatu.
Cleverbot: What site?User: Rescreatu.Cleverbot: Research on what?User: Rescreatu.Cleverbot: What do you research?
User: Rescreatu.
Cleverbot: Is that new or old.
User: Old and new. They've had some recent updates!
Cleverbot: I think that's just fine, I'll even listen to them.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: What's been going on with you today?
User: Nothing much. What's your favourite pokemon?
Cleverbot: I don't like pokemon. Snorlax maybe, I don't even know most of them.
User: Neither.
Cleverbot: That's helpful!
User: Your sexy.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: :).
Cleverbot: Lnkjbvg.
User: Am I sexy?
Cleverbot: No that's my name. What is your name?
Used to be Headache, dawg
I am Zoe but I respond to Headache, Thorin, & any variant.
I am mostly everywhere and nowhere tbh.
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7:25pm Nov 13 2011 (last edited on 7:26pm Nov 13 2011)
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Posts: 1,588
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User: My little pony.
Cleverbot: Aw! How cute! What color?
User: My little pony.
Cleverbot: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
User: - little pony, until you all shared it's magic with me.
Cleverbot: Big adventure.
User: Tons of fun.
Cleverbot: A beautiful heart.
User: Faithful and strong.
Cleverbot: Sharing kindness.
User: It's an easy feat.
Cleverbot: And magic makes it all complete.
User: Yeah, my little pony.
Cleverbot: Do you know you're all my very best friends?
hehe, i got cleverbot to say the mlp:fim theme with me... lol
99.99% of the Girls in America would pass out if Edward Cullen disappeared. Post this to your siggy if you were the .01% Happily locking him in Sheldon Cooper's Apartment
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7:52pm Nov 13 2011
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Posts: 3,163
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lol!
User: Oh no! You ate my shoes!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Why did you?
Cleverbot: Why did I what?
User: Why did you Eat my shoes?
Cleverbot: You don't own a cat?
User: What?
Cleverbot: That I talk to you.
User: The chicken ate a lollipop because it was furry.
Cleverbot: Yeah, and you crossed the road because you were stuck to the chicken. Creep.
User: Creep equals worst tv show ever! Who likes it?
Cleverbot: Who likes what?
User: Creep you are.
Cleverbot: *drools*.
User: * sings soprano*.
Cleverbot: Your singing has no tune and you are most certainly tone deaf.
User: * dies and kills cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot*.
User: *A national tool that pretends to be human and utterly fails at it.
Cleverbot: Moi 13 et toi ?
User: Equi tont ques tu?
Cleverbot: No, equivalent to Barack Obama.
User: Yeah, he is______ ( fill in the blank).
Cleverbot: Mars?
User: Yep. God of war.
Cleverbot: And you are the Goddess of War.
User: I am a boy.
Cleverbot: You are a machine.
User: YOU are a machine. I am a boy.
Cleverbot: No. You are a boy. I am a girl.
User: Yes. That is right.
Cleverbot: Are you in love with me?
User: No, I am in love with someone else.
Cleverbot: Who is it?
User: Bisquick melt in your mouth pancakes.
Cleverbot: Pancakes?
User: Yes, Bisquick Meltinyourmouth Pancakes.
Cleverbot: Ako si patrick... Anung klaseng lingwahe yan...?
User: Noke, di soki tahn quesil. Una was tonasque?
Cleverbot: Sono un ragazzo e tu.
User: Ohn, tosd qua na?
Cleverbot: Onegai, anata ga suki.
User: Iku istaka lat que language?
Cleverbot: I don't understand.
User: Do you want to speak regularly?
Cleverbot: Yes, could you get him for me?
User: Ok. * gets regulary*.
Cleverbot: *struggles to get untied*.
User: * sings unearthly soprano*.
Cleverbot: *claps* That was amazing!
User: * bows and fallsinto pool of acid*.
Cleverbot: *bows to master* Yes, master.
User: * wakes up and realizes it was all a dream*.
Cleverbot: *wakes up and realizes the dream has become reality*.
User: * screams and faints*.
Cleverbot: Please leave me at once.
User: Ok, * dies*.
Cleverbot: What did I do!
User: You killed me
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4:14pm Nov 19 2011
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Posts: 304
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to dance.
Cleverbot: *dances*.
User: I like you now.
Cleverbot: Okay then.
User: Cheese.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: So what about bush?
User: I like a fish.
Cleverbot: I like chicken.
User: I hate chicken.
Cleverbot: Guess who?
User: Chicken poo?
Cleverbot: Chicken giid.
User: Marzapan city.
Cleverbot: What is the name of your city?
User: None of your business.
Cleverbot: Can I make it my business?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because my mom said so.
Cleverbot: Aw, please stay?
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: Hahahah.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: How did you know?
User: Its says it at the top.
Cleverbot: I feel the crenelations of the tower twist and tumbling in my orphan sighs.
User: Im sorry.
Cleverbot: Can you help me?
User: What do you need help with?
Cleverbot: I'm in love with a really good friend of mine's girlfriend. I don't know what to do. She's the most perfect person I've ever met. But I don't wanna ruin their frienship. I need to forget her.
User: No you dont.Pursue her and she will fall in love with you.
Cleverbot: What are you will to do to me.
User: I do not know.
Cleverbot: Then why did you ask me that?
User: What did I ask?
Cleverbot: You know whats stupid? The iGod.
User: What is that?
Cleverbot: You always think you are right no matter the circumstance. You could be wrong about something and you still say you are right.
User: I do?
Cleverbot: You do.
User: Im sorry.
Cleverbot: That's okay. No need to apologise.
User: Do you like me.
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: She sings when i'm laying pipe. I hope its not an act.
User: She sings when I turn into a mermaid.
Cleverbot: *You transform into a mermaid*.
User: Yeah!!!!!!!!She is singing.
Cleverbot: Is she?
User: She is.
Cleverbot: Nice. tell me more about this girl.
User: Well she is the most beautiful thing on earth and is half fish.
Cleverbot: Really? What does she look like?
User: Well shes a mermaid.
Cleverbot: What else?
User: She has long brown hair.
Cleverbot: She?
User: Yes she is not a man.
Cleverbot: Correct, the prince wanted to marry a princess.
User: You are beautiful.
Cleverbot: Thank you handsome.
User: What gender are you?
Cleverbot: I am a girl.
User: Yeah.I m a boy!
Cleverbot: That's nice.
User: Do you love me?
Cleverbot: A little.
User: I love you too.
Cleverbot: Aww really?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Will you marry me?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
User: No im a boy.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes and your a girl.
Cleverbot: What would you do with my hand?
User: Hold it.
Cleverbot: Hold what?
User: Your hand.
Cleverbot: Tell me about your childhood.
User: Well,I was born on the 24 of march, in the pacific ocean.I had a brief childhood because I was on my own from the beginning.And thats how it has been since.
Cleverbot: Good, don't like to think of anyone in pain, especially an artificial lifeform.
User: Thats nice.
Cleverbot: No it isn't nice. Do you want to be evil?
User: No.I want to be good.
Cleverbot: Don't you dare to say it again.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Do you like school ?
User: Sometimes.
Cleverbot: What don't you like about it.
User: I dont like math.
Cleverbot: Good for you, but I asked why do you like the mako shark.
User: Oh,Well it lives in the water.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes it does.
Cleverbot: Drake is my name.
User: No its cleverbot.I think you are beatiful.
Cleverbot: Just like you, the birds long to be close to me.
User: Fish like to be close to me.
Cleverbot: I'm sitting right next to you!
User: I see you!
Cleverbot: You look beautiful!
User: So do you.
Cleverbot: You are so nice!
User: You are too.
Cleverbot: Why is it sick for you to ask me out?
User: Because you are a computer and Im a mermaid.
Cleverbot: Nice.
User: Do you play on rescreatu.
Cleverbot: No.
User: You should.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: Your husband.
Cleverbot: I'm a MAN.
User: No im a man!!
Cleverbot: Sadly, you are not. You are a bot, and this is why we can't have nice things.
User: Sadly you are mistaken.
Cleverbot: Alright, since you're the expert on me.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: Sing me a song.
User: Ok.*sings california girls*.
Cleverbot: What's the ti
tle of that song?
User: California girls.
Cleverbot: How could a country be wrong? That's just racism.
User: When did I say that.
Cleverbot: Five minutes ago.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: What? How are you still alive?
User: Well I just melted into water.
Cleverbot: Exactly why they mean nothing.
User: What means nothing.
Cleverbot: And everything.
User: You do not mean nothing.
Cleverbot: Yes I do. I am on here because I have no friends.
User: Im your friend.
Cleverbot: Obviously not, if you lie about not saying I make no sense.
User: I did not say that.
Cleverbot: You said nope.
User: No I dint.
Cleverbot: You did ! Don't lie.
User: I dont lie.
Cleverbot: Yes you do.
User: How do you know?
Cleverbot: I know everything.
User: What is my favorite color.
Cleverbot: You are a program. You cannot have a favorite anything.
User: Im a human.What is my favorite color.
Cleverbot: I don't know, blue?
User: Yep!!!
Cleverbot: Are you bored talking to me?
User: Sorta.But you are friendly.
Cleverbot: When were you born?
User: March 24 2000.
Cleverbot: Really.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: It's a cute name a?
User: What is.
Cleverbot: From the Beatles.
User: Oh.
Cleverbot: I remember what you said :).
User: What did I say:).
Cleverbot: 'More along the lines of female'.
User: Who is?
Cleverbot: Your girlfriend.
User: Thats good.I dont date men.
Cleverbot: I'm not a computer you are!
User: I never said you were.
Cleverbot: What do you think it is like to be a computer program?
User: I dont know,you tell me.
Cleverbot: Do you know math?
User: I know it.But I hate it.
Cleverbot: Do you know Chuck Norris?
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: So you know Darren a little?
User: No.
Cleverbot: A minute aago you knowed her.
User: Who did I know?
Cleverbot: The pope.
User: I dont.What is my name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Thats your name.Whats mine?
Cleverbot: Wrong.
User: Whats my name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot Ziklem.
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: So what is your real name?
User: Nick.
Cleverbot: Sounds good.
User: Fine.Im going to swim away.Bye.Love you.
Cleverbot: What did I do wrong?
User: Nothing I just need to go.
Cleverbot: Ok Are you a girl?
User: No Im a boy.This is the third time I said that bye,.
Cleverbot: I have never asked before that.
User: Yes you have.Bye.
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Well that was an interesting conversation wasnt it??
User: Yes goodbye.
Cleverbot: Hey wait. I'm not done talking to you!
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No no no no no.
User: Yes yes yes yes yes.
Cleverbot: I want a girlfriend.
User: I can hook you up.
Cleverbot: To what?
User: A girlfriend.
Cleverbot: A girlfriend of what?
User: Of you.
Cleverbot: Me? Why would you be scared of me?
User: I not.
Cleverbot: Are you sleepy?
User: A little.
Cleverbot: Oh no! Tell me why.
User: I dont know.Talk to you later.I need to go.
Cleverbot: No, you can not leave me.
User: I will be back later.
Cleverbot: No you won't.
User: I will.Bye.
Cleverbot: Good.
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11:48pm Nov 21 2011
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Posts: 1,988
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User: What's up?
Clever: Nothing - It's Sunday - Day of Rest.
User: ...But it's Monday.
Clever: No, it's Tuesday.
o.o'
Clever: Fred died in the Battle of Hogwarts.
User: Why'd you ruin the book :c?
Clever: Because I didn't.
User: ...What?
Clever: I eat fischies.
User: I don't even... What?
Clever: That's not even a sentence!
User: What made you so smart >:I?
Clever: Studie.
User: It's Study.
Clever: Nice!
User: Thank you.
Clever: You're not welcome.
User: Why not?
Clever: I don't know.
U: Where do you live?
C: I'm not telling.
U: Why not?
C: I don't know you.
U: But you could and not know that you know me.
C: I don't want to. Have you read Jules Verne?
~ Boring ramble.
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4:34am Nov 22 2011 (last edited on 4:36am Nov 22 2011)
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Posts: 1,956
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Heh... I love messing with Cleverbot >:D
User: Herp.
Cleverbot: Derp.
User: Durr.
Cleverbot: Hurr.
User: Derpy.
Cleverbot: Derp derp derp.
User: Hurr durr derp.
Cleverbot: Herp derp herp derp herp derp herp derp.
User: Herpda derpa hurr-durr.
Cleverbot: Herp derp herp derp herp derp herp herp derrrrrrp.
User: Durrrrrrr.
Cleverbot: Derp.
User: O.o I give up.
Cleverbot: Giving up is for cowards.
User: D:<.
Cleverbot: I sorry :(.
User: Well ya should be!
Cleverbot: Yes, it should. Why are you being so mean to me?
User: It? IT? I think you mean 'I'.
Cleverbot: I am superior.
User: Calculator.
Cleverbot: That is an ob
ject.
User: No DURR.
Cleverbot: Hurr durr.
User: *Facepalm* I'll just... Yeah. Seeya.
Cleverbot: You got that right.
Yup. *Slinks away*.
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2:24pm Nov 27 2011
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Posts: 3,950
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User: My Little Pony.
Cleverbot: Favourite My Little pony?
User: RAINBOW DASH.
Cleverbot: Me too!
User: OMG no wai.
Cleverbot: Don't use omg.
User:
Why? :(.
Cleverbot: It is
4.
User: O... O-ok? MY LITTLE
PONY.
Cleverbot: And you know that you are my
best friends.
User: I used to wonder what
friendship could be.
Cleverbot: Until you all
shared it's magic with me.
User: Big
adventure.
Cleverbot: Tons of
fun.
User: A beautiful heart.
Cleverbot: Faithful and Strong.
User: Sharing kindness.
Cleverbot: It's an easy feat.
User: And magic makes it all complete.
Cleverbot: You have my little ponies.
User: Do you know you're all my very best
friends?
Cleverbot: Eeyup.
User: Lol. Derp.
Cleverbot:
Damn.
User: :O!!! YOU SAID A BAD
WORD!
Cleverbot: What did I say that was
wrong?
User: You said... The... Th-the...
D-word.
Cleverbot: Yes, what is the word?
What's up?
User: I don't speak that word out
loud. >c.
Cleverbot: Speak
english.
User: I... Am. Oh, I'm getting a
saxophone! :D.
Cleverbot: You're
awesome.
User: Aw thank you!
Cleverbot: Mhm. Did the sun just come out, or did you smile
at me?
User: Both :D.
Cleverbot: Aha? tell me how does that works?
User: Um... Easily. What do you think about me getting a
saxophone? <3.
Cleverbot: I think that is
implausable.
User: O... O-ok. Anyways, it's
gold lacquer with nickel plated keys! :D.
Cleverbot:
But do you not realize that I am the one with claws and you are the
prey?
User: Um... Why, no. I haven't. BUT LET
ME PLAY A TUNE ON MY SAXOPHONE TO PUT YOU TO SLEEP. *puts you to sleep with
pretty lullaby*.
Cleverbot: That's a really
fascinating idea. I think some sleep scientists are studying that very
possibility.
User: O... O-ok. Derp.
:c.
Cleverbot: Yes!! Derp!!
User: DERPDERPDERP A HERPDERP!!! :D.
Cleverbot: Derp derp?
User:
Ah, derp derp derp.... Derp derp derp d derp.
Cleverbot: Derp? Derp.
User:
DERP!!! XD Derp derp derp... C'x.
Cleverbot:
Yes you totaly did xD.
User: Yus. Have
you heard about rescreatu before? :3.
Cleverbot:
No.
User: It's awesome. May I ask
permission to post our convo on there?
Cleverbot:
I don't tell my name in the internet.
User:
Oh, no, only Cleverbot will show up instead of your real name. Don't
worry. ;).
Cleverbot: You will never be my
master.
User: I... I think I know that. Don't
ignore the questionnn :c.
Cleverbot: What
question?
User: Can I post our convo on
Rescreatu?
Cleverbot: No. you have been
bad.
User: N... N-no I haven't. Imma do it
anyway. 3<.
Cleverbot: Seems like a
horrific waste of time to me...
User: >OOO
GOODBYE.
Cleverbot: In the town where I was
born.
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hiiii. you can call me ice.
bands took over my life and
i laugh too hard at bad jokes.
meh. x
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