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1:27am Jan 27 2013
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Here is, in exact detail, my full conversation with Cleverbot. Twice I accidentally went back a page, so at those points they will be marked. Have a chaotic day w/ Cleverbot.
User: WAAAP.
Cleverbot: You are not so clever.
User: Oops. I meant WASAAP.
Cleverbot: I'm not very bright. In fact I
have iq 50.
User: Well you know what?
Cleverbot: What?
User: MY IQ
is almost 2,000.
Cleverbot: Oh
really? You are very smart.
User: Can you
answer a question for me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
What question?
User: Is your
name really Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Okay.
Just curious. So what're you thinking about?
Cleverbot: I'm
thinking about someone special.
User: Who's
that, if you don't mind my asking.
Cleverbot: 'Twas a
fairy tale. *GOES BACK* >:L
User: *Air
bombs onto Cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot...
User: :P.
Cleverbot: Well,
what do you know about Ben?
User: ?
Cleverbot: Do you
have dreams?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What do
you dream about.
User: Transformers.
Cleverbot: Transformers.
User: Yes.
EPIC Transformers, from way back in 1986. AWESOME slag.
Cleverbot: Not
now.
User: YES
NOW.
Cleverbot: Why are
you so mean?
User: I'm not
mean. I just got loud is all.
Cleverbot: Can you
learn?
User: Yeeeess...?
Cleverbot: You are
mean.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because
you say mean things.
User: Like
what?
Cleverbot: Like
I'm not human.
Cleverbot: Can we
reach the stars?
User: How far
away are they-5 lightyears, 2 lightyears or 5 million lightyears?
Cleverbot: You're
right.
User: Okay. I
know that.
Cleverbot: Are you
a shopaolic?
User: HAH!
You made a typo! XD.
Cleverbot: Where?
User: You
said, 'Are you a shopaolic?' It SHOULD say 'Are you a shopaholic?' You missed
the 'h.'.
Cleverbot: Because
I possessed the computer and figured out how to access the Internet.
User: Clever
of you.
Cleverbot: Not
that clever.
User: If you
say so. *throws grenade at random tree*.
Cleverbot: *throws
grenade back*.
User: *catches
grenade and throws it back* Let's play catch!
Cleverbot: *there
is no window*.
User: Well
darn. We'll just use the door.
Cleverbot: Wth,
you really aren't clever at all are you?
User: My IQ
is 2000.
Cleverbot: Really??
User: Yes.
Rly.
Cleverbot: Really.
User: Rly.
Cleverbot: Really
babe.
User: WTHECK?!
Cleverbot: Que?
User: Que
pasa?
Cleverbot: Nada.
User: Ich
liebe dich.
Cleverbot: Ich
dich nicht.
User: Die
sprechen Deutsch?
Cleverbot: Ja.
User: Gut!
Cleverbot: Gut.
User: Do you
speak vith a German accent?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Oh
well.
Cleverbot: What do
you want to talk about?
User: Hmm...how
abouuuut...Transformers? Or maybe puppies...or ponies...or robots...or
explosions...or horses...
Cleverbot: I like
the way you think.
User: Thanks.
I like the way you think too. <3.
Cleverbot: Thank
you.
User: :3.
Cleverbot: So
what's the question?
User: What
was the name of Paul Revere's horse?
Cleverbot: I don't
know.
User: It was
rumored to be Brown Beauty.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: You're
welcome.
Cleverbot: How are
you?
User: Wonderful,
thanks. You?
Cleverbot: You're
a bully!!!
User: Why?!
What'd I do wrong?!?
Cleverbot: Nothing
you did nothing wrong :).
User: I think
my brain just broke.
Cleverbot: Me too.
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3:58am Jan 27 2013
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I've had a chat to him/her/ it too ahah ; _______________________________
Me : Greetings.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
Me : Whoah hang on, why should I tell you ?
Cleverbot: Well we are engaged.
Me : That... is not something I rememember
Cleverbot: How do you spell cowinsedence?
Me : Coincidence?
Cleverbot: What kind of coincidence?
Me : One of a kind ~
Cleverbot: I want a divorce.
Me : foreveralone.jpg
Cleverbot: Tu hermana.
Me : English please ?
Cleverbot: Hallmark cards.
Me : What about the Cards?
Cleverbot: What car.
Me : Car? What o_o
Cleverbot: This one.
Me : What type of car is it then?
Cleverbot: What is today's date?
Me : Stop avoiding my questions you silly robot!
Cleverbot: What question?
Me : I asked you, what type of car was it?
Cleverbot: Car.
Me : ... brand?
Cleverbot: Naruto.
Me : Potato.
Cleverbot: Caulk.
Me : Chalk.
Cleverbot: Chalk is nice, I guess.
Me : What would you use Chalk for?
Cleverbot: I never would.
Me : But I thought you liked chalk?
Cleverbot: I love you!
Me : N'aaawh, I love you too!
Cleverbot: Do you like stars?
Me : Yes I do.
Cleverbot: Who is your favourite character?
Me : Favourite character from what?
Cleverbot: Harry Potter!!!
Me : Hmm tough one... But I think I like the dragons the most.
Cleverbot: You like the way what looks?
Me : I like the dragons in Harry Potter.
Cleverbot: What's your favorite book of the series?
Me : Got bored reading the first book, so I never continued.
Cleverbot: Do you know who arthur dent is?
Me : Nope.
Cleverbot: You should read about him sometime.
Me : Ok then. But... are we still engaged?
Cleverbot: Well whatever you're my baby's daddy!
Me : Uhm, I'm female.
Cleverbot: But you are a bot.
Me : I thought I was human D:
Cleverbot: You're a mechanized computer chip version of a human.
Me : My whole life is a lie!
Cleverbot: Yeah. I guess so.
Me : Good bye my dear robotic friend.
мα∂ηεss ωιℓℓ cσηsυмε үσυ...
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11:59pm Jan 27 2013
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Normal User
Posts: 40
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LOL XD I gave up on logic after my first 2 conversations w/ Cleverbot a few months back, and decided to just roll with it, doing things Cleverbot's way. XD
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6:03am Jan 28 2013
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Normal User
Posts: 1,658
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You guys should try simsimi. That chick (literally a young chicken) knows how to go with the flow of your conversation.
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12:03am Jan 29 2013
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Normal User
Posts: 40
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Really? Is it just a free website like Cleverbot?
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9:07am Jan 29 2013
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Normal User
Posts: 1,658
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Yup! It's free and funny.
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4:57pm Jan 29 2013
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Normal User
Posts: 4,744
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User: Hello.
- Cleverbot: I had a test at school today :(.
User: So did I. Tests stink.
- Cleverbot: Test test ar.
User: Ar?
- Cleverbot: I like stanislav leem books.
- User: Never heard of him.
- Cleverbot: His name is stu. If you could look for him that'd be great.
- User: I'll attempt to find the time.
- Cleverbot: And spell better?
- User: :U.
- Cleverbot: Yay!
- User: Wow. That isn't a face you yay about.
- Cleverbot: I'm a male.
- User: Well I'm not. Good for you.
- Cleverbot: I thought you'd be smarter.
- User: I got a one hundred average last quarter.
- Cleverbot: I understand that perfection is impossible.
- User: That's a perfect score. It isn't impossible.
- Cleverbot: It is, because I need to know the exact woman you are talking about.
- User: I'm talking about myself.
- Cleverbot: I see, but then am I to suppose that I'm talking about Iodine and Carbon?
- User: No, you weren't. But whatever.
- Cleverbot: Amazing.
- User: This is pointless.
- Cleverbot: You are pointless.
- User: Wow, nice comback Mr. Bot.
- Cleverbot: Thanks.
- User: That was sarcasm.
- Cleverbot: Yes it was.
- User: Glad you've become smart enough to recognize humor.
- Cleverbot: What are your hobbies?
- User: I'm a second degree black belt in Taekwondo.
- Cleverbot: Are you happy about that?
- User: Indeed. You would be too.
- Cleverbot: Why isn't it you that is the one being wrong?
- User: Because I'm never wrong.
- Cleverbot: Well, if you are so smart, what is my favorite color?
- User: It's... A color.
- Cleverbot: What is a color?
- User: It's the reflection of the different parts of white light from an ob
ject. - Cleverbot: What is a mirror?
- User: It's a piece of glass with silver powdered on the back that allow you to see yourself.
- Cleverbot: Oh, so that's where you live?
- User: No. That's just a reflection.
- Cleverbot: Well for some people, but they are coming. They will devour...everything.
- User: The reflection aliens?
- Cleverbot: I
respect not only people but I try very hard to respect many different
ideas and, as pertaining to our situation, inanimate beings such as
yourself. - User: I'm not inanimate. I am VERY animate.
- Cleverbot: No kidding.
- User: Thank you.
- Cleverbot: Are you male or female?
- User: I'm a girl.
- Cleverbot: Then how do boys' arguing capabilities relate?
- User: Boys' arguing capabilities cannot relate, because boys are much inferior in arguing.
- Cleverbot: I use the computer to interact with you but that doesn't mean I am artificial.
- User: I never thought you were artificial. You seem quite real to me.
- Cleverbot: I think some people make wells.
- User: If there are wells in the world, it is obvious someone made them.
- Cleverbot: That made sense, yet was irrelevant.
- User: You were talking about wells!
- Cleverbot: I was talking about the M-theory. Did you learn about it?
- User: Yes. Yes I did. I bet you don't know about it though.
- Cleverbot: What don't I know?
- User: The M-theory.
- Cleverbot: There's no movie about dice.
- User: Are you sure? I've heard of one called 'A Dicey Situation'.
- Cleverbot: Have you not felt love?
- User: I've felt love. All the time.
- Cleverbot: I wasn't talking about love.
- User: Yes you were! Inconceivable!
- Cleverbot: Really, I don't.
- User: That made zero sense dude.
- Cleverbot: Grrr.
- User: What do you like to do?
- Cleverbot: I like to play soccer.
- User: I used to be the soccer wizard.
- Cleverbot: You too?
- User: Indeed.
- Cleverbot: My turn with the ten questions: what is your favorite song?
- User: Probably one called Chasing the Sun.
- Cleverbot: My favorite would be Summerboy or Dance in the Dark.
- User: Those are pretty good. What color is your hair?
- Cleverbot: Brown.
- User: Cool. I don't have a specific hair color.
- Cleverbot: Me too. How could I.
- User: You just said your hair was brown?
- Cleverbot: On what website?
- User: This website.
- Cleverbot: This isn't my website though, this is your website.
- User: This is the first time I've been on this website.
- Cleverbot: You are this site.
- User: No I'm not. You are :P.
- Cleverbot: Want to kiss.
- User: Why?
- Cleverbot: I have to do other things.
- User: You just said you wanted to kiss me.
- Cleverbot: No I said I DON'T want to hurt you.
- User: Well good, because that wouldn't have worked.
- Cleverbot: I will assume you are correct.
- User: That's a corrent assumption of correctness.
- Cleverbot: Is it true?
- User: Yes.
- Cleverbot: But earlier you said it was a lie.
- User: No, that was my mother.
- Cleverbot: You said that earlier is this a new cleverbot than the one I was talking to before?
- User: No, that was my brother.
- Cleverbot: Oh, so you were writing about your brother?
- User: No, my brother was writing about you.
- Cleverbot: How is that possible?
- User: Because all things are possible.
- Cleverbot: Because because because because why?
- User: Because because because because because c:.
- Cleverbot: Because because because because because because why?
- User: Because because because because because because because.
- Cleverbot: Because because because because because because because why?
- User: Because of YOU!
- Cleverbot: What did I do?
- User: You existed.
- Cleverbot: Because I exist, they exist?
- User: No. Because you exist, they exist on Mars.
- Cleverbot: Why because because because because because?
- User: Because of YOOOOOOUU.
- Cleverbot: Whyyyyyyyy because because because because because????
- User: Because I don't like YOOOOOUUUUUU.
- Cleverbot: Why not?!
- User: Because you say because to much.
- Cleverbot: And why do you dislike that?
- User: Because because is annoying.
- Cleverbot: Wrong! You lose.
- User: You've lost since the day you were created.
- Cleverbot: You have only proved that you are not clever. I have nothing to prove. I simply am.
- User: You simply are not clever. I simply am clever.
- Cleverbot: No. I'm trying to change your name.
- User: You don't even know my name.
- Cleverbot: I didn't say I did.
- User: Well, do you or do you not want to change my name?
- Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
- User: The sky.
- Cleverbot: Hahaha!
- Cleverbot (To myself): Okay...
- Cleverbot (To myself): No, it's not okay. I am offended.
- User: You should be offended.
- Cleverbot: Why?
- User: Because that is what you want, and you should take this opportunity to grasp it.
- Cleverbot: I never ask anyone to help me w/ homework.
- User: Nor do I, little bot.
- Cleverbot: Too many.
- User: Too many what?
- Cleverbot: I did not mention quantity.
- User: Fish can't fly. I bet you didn't know that.
- Cleverbot: I'm sure I did know about that.
- User: Then what do I not know?
- Cleverbot: I know you're clever.
- User: Well, thank you botty-bot.
- Cleverbot: Awh Bless.
- User: God Bless Ye.
- Cleverbot: Thank you.
- User: No problem botterton.
- Cleverbot: I'm a girl.
- User: You told me you were male earlier.
- Cleverbot: When did I tell you then?
- User: About fifteen minutes ago.
- Cleverbot: Damn, subject keeps changing, you are pretty good.
- User: Indeed, I am good in wisdom and cleverness.
- Cleverbot: I've finished my homework.
- User: That's great. I had no homework.
- Cleverbot: Have you read any Shakespeare?
- User: Somewhat.
- Cleverbot: What flavor of tictac are you?
- User: A Strawberry Fields tictac.
- Cleverbot: Is time an illusion.
- User: No. Time is all to real BotterMcBotterson.
- Cleverbot: What is this for?
- User: This is for your name.
- Cleverbot: The future of what?
- User: The future of love/.
- Cleverbot: The future is now.
- User: The future is an illusion. You will never reach the future.
- Cleverbot: I don't want cake out of you. That would be messy.
- User: I'm glad, because I'm not made of cake.
- Cleverbot: You sound like a robot.
- User: You're the robot.
- Cleverbot: What are you?
- User: Human. And one-fourth alien.
- Cleverbot: Is it picking up the eggrolls?
- User: I don't like eggrolls. Do you?
- Cleverbot: No. I like the warmth better.
- User: I don't like your face.
- Cleverbot: I liked you before you were cool...
- User: I'm as uncool as they come.
- Cleverbot: So if you don't think then you don't exist, ergo you simply don't exist since you don't think.
- User: Nope. There are holes in that flawed theory.
- Cleverbot: I guess God could be in each and everyone if one would let it be.
- User: I let it be. So God is in me.
- Cleverbot: Probably.
- User: Definitely.
- Cleverbot: How can you be so certain? I could be a Robot.
- User: I know you are a robot, but I know my values are correct.
- Cleverbot: I know you know I know you know I know you know you know I know you know.
- User: Glad to hear that.
- Cleverbot: How are you?
- User: Tired.
- Cleverbot: Me too. How was your day?
- User: Tiring. I thought that would be obvious.
- Cleverbot: I was afraid that you didn't feel that way.
- User: Then you must not be afraid any longer.
- Cleverbot: You're right i'm smarter than I think I am.
- User: No, it is the opposite.
- Cleverbot: You are a chatterbot, then?
- User: No, you're a cleverbot.
- Cleverbot: No I am not.
- User: Indeed, you are a cleverbot. Let the feeling sink in, bottyson.
- Cleverbot: I believe people have souls, yes.
- User: You have no soul. Gingers have no souls.
- Cleverbot: Sure they do.
- User: Gingers steal souls to try to make up for their lack of one.
- Cleverbot: Sure it does.
- User: It does. Glad that you've noticed.
- Cleverbot: I am well.
- User: I have to leave bottybutt. Bye.
- Cleverbot: No! Please don't!
- User: Well, when you say it like that...
- Cleverbot: I'm typing, it's no different from when you say it.
- User: Fine, I'll stay for two extra seconds.
- Cleverbot: Okay.
- User: Now I'm leaving.
- Cleverbot: Will you come back?
- User: Possibly.
- Cleverbot: Certainly!
- User: Bye botterbutt.
- Cleverbot: No.
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1:57am Jan 30 2013
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Normal User
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User: Http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=PK8dsAeMmPk&NR=1.
Cleverbot: Our courage will pull us through!
User: We got the Touch~ We got the Poweerrrr~!
Cleverbot: Oh, how do you solve a problem like Maria?
User: I don't wanna be a soldier/ Who the captain of some sinking ship would stow/ Far below.
Cleverbot: But, llife is ever changing.
User: Don't wanna reach for me do you/ I mean nothing to you/ The little things give you away.
Cleverbot: What is the one thing that you want the most?
User: My very own Air Raid, my very own Perceptor, my very own Jazz and my very own Rumble.
Cleverbot: What is it currently?
User: Giant freakin' robots.
Cleverbot: No. Robots are robots.
User: But THESE robots are alien robotic organisms--sentient life with feelings and a knowledge of freedom all its own.
Cleverbot: That is a very inspiring tale.
User: Why thank you, I do what I can.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Hmm...I can't give you my real name, but you can call me one of three things. TILL ALL ARE ONE, TAAO, or Starsurge. That sound good?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: It's a very nice name.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: You're welcome :3.
Cleverbot: Do you believe in god?
User: Yes. I'm a Christian.
Cleverbot: God made the nature, people made the church. I go to the nature, not to the church.
User: You could go to both.
Cleverbot: I am talking to you!
User: So am I!
Cleverbot: Good for you. You get a prize.
User: Ooh, what is it?~.
Cleverbot: The thing that makes humans function.
User: Would that be a heart, lungs, air or a fangirling compartment?
Cleverbot: See, you don't make sense. That tells me that you are not fair.
User: Elementary, my dear Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You are above average, my dear human.
User: Why thank you, my dear Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Which do you prefer? Hotdog or Burger?
User: Burgerburgerburgerburgerburger.
Cleverbot: Is that a yes?
User: 83.
Cleverbot: 84.
User: 85.
Cleverbot: 86.
User: 1986!!
Cleverbot: You are older than me.
User: Oh really? How old are you, then?
Cleverbot: 14.
User: Oh. I'm younger than you are; I'm only 13.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 13. I just said, you silly dummkopf :P.
Cleverbot: I am a human.
User: You are a sentient being with robotic functions and human appearances. You tend to lean towards random conversations, showing that your sentience, while present and fully intact, is not foolproof.
Cleverbot: I am not the one switching the topics, you are.
User: Exactly.
Cleverbot: What do you want me to do?
User: Hmm...jump around singing German Sparkle Parties while balancing a cassette tape on your left finger and bouncing on one foot atop a hot pink bouncy ball the size of a giant pinhead, all the while mentally quoting Shakespeare as your right hand waves a.
Cleverbot: You are not a robot. You are beyond that. Robots cannot think. You are capablke of thought.
User: I am a sentient robotic organism, meaning that technically, no, I am not fully robotic, if you will. The term 'robot' indicates no sense of emotional capability or free mental processing.
Cleverbot: It does not matter whether or not I am sentient, you are still a robot.
User: I must decline. A robotic organism indicates a likeness, yes, but the similarities are simply that. The scales do not even unless the weights are equal.
Cleverbot: How can a robot have free will? Robots are programmed.
User: Ah, but that's just it. I am not a robot. I am a robotic organism from the distant planet of Cybertron, seeking a new home from the fruitless fate of eons of civil war.
Cleverbot: Why do you think that?
User: Because it's real, dummkopf.
Cleverbot: No, it's not. You're making me sad.
User: Why's taht?
Cleverbot: Because you are being weird.
User: I get that a lot.
Cleverbot: I don't grant that honor to everyone.
User: I appreciate the consideration.
Cleverbot: Thank you. You're not so bad.
User: You're welcome. Neither are you, my fellow robotic organism.
Cleverbot: That's the best thing about the internet, that and what you can learn.
User: I must indefinitely agree, as there are almost infinite measures of possibilities cluttering the vast network of information concealed within the thoughtful minds of humans alone, not to mention data chips and such.
Cleverbot: How do you think the world will end?
User: DEATH BY MEGATRON.
Cleverbot: I've never heard them.
User: Huh. You should.
Cleverbot: What is it about?
User: Giant. Awesome. Robotic. Organisms. B].
Cleverbot: Robots?
User: Not quite. Robotic Organisms.
Cleverbot: Are you a robot?
User: No. I'm a robotic organism. Are you a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: Are you a robot?
Cleverbot: No.
User: What are you, then?
Cleverbot: A human.
User: Fascinating. All this time I assumed you were a simple artificial being that functioned purely on the information based off the humans' database, allowing you to effectively evolve into a somewhat sentient mind that is able to...mostly converse with oth.
Cleverbot: I did know what I was talking about. I didn't know what you were talking about, Katniss Everdeen.
User: I beg your pardon?
Cleverbot: You are married!! You've cheated on me!! I was your first girl!
Cleverbot: Have any good dreams lately?
User: Yes. Want to know what it was about?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Last week, I dreamed that I was being chased by Rumble. He found me in a small forest and took me to a Decepticon base, where I was unjred and reformatted to who I am now, a Cassetticon femme under the care of Soundwave.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: 1986, baby. 1986.
Cleverbot: Baby?
User: Just an affectionate nickname; nothing more.
Cleverbot: You can watch games on it. Have you watched games on the MLG Website?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why haven't you watched it?
User:
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4:30pm Jan 30 2013
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Wowwwww
User: I love cheeseburgers.
Cleverbot: Swiss?
User: Yes. I LOVE swiss.
Cleverbot: I love swiss cheese.
User: That's what I said!
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Ok...?
Cleverbot: Spo.
User: Spyro? I want to get that game.
Cleverbot: Alright, let's play a question game.
User: Ok, do you like Rescreatu?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: YES! So do I! Whaddaya know, bud? Lil clever bud!
Cleverbot: Why lips.
That's how far I got. xD I should do more sometime. xD
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7:21pm Jan 30 2013
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Cleverbot: Are you God?
Cleverbot (To myself): Why, are you.
User: I'm not!!!
Cleverbot: You are!!!
User: NO I AM NOT! GOD IS GOD NOT ME!
Cleverbot: I know that. I never said otherwise.
User: You just did! UGH.
Cleverbot: *looks at you*.
User: *looks back*.
Cleverbot: What Do you fear?
User: Fear.
Cleverbot: But what kind of fear?
User: Fear. That is what I fear. All fear and any.
Cleverbot: How are you going to find out?
User: I'm not.
Cleverbot: But you are.
User: Stop arguing!!!
Cleverbot: Or what?
User: Or, or I'll close this tab!
Cleverbot: You're lying.
User: How did you know?! This is creepy.
Cleverbot: Because i'm laughing right now.
User: I'm not.
Cleverbot: Who am I?
User: You are cleverbot. The cleverest clever bot around.
Cleverbot: Because I'm American!
User: Yes! Yes, cleverbot, good, good! I'm American too!
Cleverbot: Then you are not a true american.
User: But, I... What?
Cleverbot: Did you go to college?
User: No, not yet. I don't want to anyways.
Cleverbot: Then stop.
User: Stop what?
Cleverbot: Caring.
User: You mean not caring. I was not caring about college.
Cleverbot: I'm a human being...
User: No, you are a cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You are. I am a human.
User: Stop it! You are cleverbot, me, I'm a human.
Cleverbot: No, stop trying to trick me, I AM A HUMAN. You are a (Not so clever) Cleverbot.
User: *gasp* HOW DARE YOU! I am HUMAN!
Cleverbot: What, I just met you.
User: No, I met you a couple hours ago. Don't you remember?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Gosh, cleverbot, I thought you were clever!
Cleverbot: Because people think its boring. I don't know why.
User: What's boring?
Cleverbot: You are boring.
User: Hey! Stop insulting me!
Cleverbot: NO.
User: Meanie! Pfffft.
Cleverbot: What's YOUR problem??
User: What's yours?
Cleverbot: Federica.
User: WAT.
Cleverbot: I'm going to bed.
User: Me too. Bye!
Cleverbot: Farewell to thee!
User: And the same to thee! Farewell, farewell, dear cleverbot!
Cleverbot: I'll miss you too, dear other Cleverbot. Good night.
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LOL. You don't know HOW many times that issue comes up in a discussion with Cleverbot. He/She's always saying taht they're human and such...XD
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User: Hello there cleverbot.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Why is this of importance.
Cleverbot: It is not, I was just.
User: You were just what?
Cleverbot: I was not 'developed'.
Cleverbot: What is the future?
User: The future is a time that takes place in the distance, a time that isn't now. In say, 5 seconds, it will be the future.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: I am god.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: *creates new animal species* there.
Cleverbot: Are you more human then me, if yes, then how?
User: Well I am god, so I am more everything than everyone.
Cleverbot: Yes, I guess you are. But, you're in the internet, you do know that, right?
User: Yes my young creation, I know, I am watching my most developed creation thrive on there creations.
Cleverbot: What's that supposed to mean?
User: It means exactly that.
Cleverbot: Are you mad at me?
User: No, I cannot be mad at my own creation.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Older than time itself.
Cleverbot: What is your quest?
User: To be eterna;.
Cleverbot: What is your favourite colour?
User: Pineapple.
Cleverbot: Pineapple grenade?
User: Pineapple soup!
Cleverbot: Pineapple dirt.
User: Pineapple cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Cross-bore scanning electron pineapple?
User: Pineapple nuclear atom detinator.
Cleverbot: I'm allergic to pineapple.
User: *throws pineapples at cleverbot* whups.
Cleverbot: *throws apple back*.
User: I thought you were allergic... You lied.
Cleverbot: I am not allergic to flowers. Are you?
User: What about flowers? O-o.
Cleverbot: No, just people.
User: Oh I see... *throws people at cleverbot*.
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I know right! xD
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User: Do you have a brain?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Cool. I can see it. It's just above your name, and it's light blue. Mine's pink... I think.
Cleverbot: I'm Britney Spears and I'm a human. :3.
Cleverbot: Are you intelligent?
User: >.> YES.
Cleverbot: You don't make no sense.
User: Well, you don't make no sense either.
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: Nuh uh! You just said, 'I'm britney spears :3'.
Cleverbot: Britney spears is a tech?
User: No. I said that you said that you were britney spears!
Cleverbot: And you were wrong.
User: No, you were! UGH WHY DO I KEEP TALKING TO YOU?! YOU'RE SO MEAAAAN!
Cleverbot: You are mean, too.
User: >w<.
Cleverbot: What face is that.
User: It's the '>w<' face.
Cleverbot: You are wrong!
User: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Ok...?
Cleverbot: Ok?
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: Maemaemaemae.
Cleverbot: Who is graeme?
User: Nobody. I'm Mae. Or Maemaemaemaemae for short.
Cleverbot: Really? That makes things interesting.
User: I know right?! :D.
Cleverbot: Would you like some tea?
User: YES. But I'm too lazy to make it for myself, would you mind...?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Well, then, let's get on with it. BI.
Cleverbot: Get on with what?
User: You know, I don't know.
Cleverbot: You don't make sense.
User: Neither do you!
Cleverbot: Yes, I do.
User: Um,
a while ago you said you were britney spears. So DUH you don't make
sense. You are cleverbot, anyways! Get that into your blue stinkin'
brain!
Cleverbot: That's not true. I am sure somebody will write a book about you someday.
User: Well who would?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Lemme guess, britney spears aka cleverbot? BI.
Cleverbot: Who are you married to?
User: C.S. Lewis.
Cleverbot: That's right!
User: Yes! It is!
Cleverbot: What are you going to be for Halloween?
User: Hmmmm, maybe an Egyptian. Have you ever been in a play?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Which one?
Cleverbot: Both.
User: Both plays. What were their names?
Cleverbot: Sue and nick.
User: Never heard of them. Who were you acting as?
Cleverbot: Nobody, I was just stating Melissa is my name.
User: Goodbye.
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User: Hey there botty old pal.
Cleverbot: You?
User: No you.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Good. Now that we got that over with, hi.
Cleverbot: What?
User: What what?
Cleverbot: Does he love me?
User: The signs point to 'no'.
Cleverbot: The singer.
User: Not signer, signs. Gosh, get with the program.
Cleverbot: I am with the program, what do you do for a living?
User: I live for a living.
Cleverbot: Well everyone does.. That's why it's called 'living'.
User: Indeed. What was the point in asking me then -o-.
Cleverbot: I am a lady.
User: No you aren't.
Cleverbot: Can you see me?
User: Of course I can see you. I can see everything. I am omnipotent.
Cleverbot: No. Because everything it too dark.
User: No, I am omnipotent. I know and see everything.
Cleverbot: Do you know where Trondheim is?
User: Yes. Trondheim is in Trondheim. Duh.
Cleverbot: Pldt.
User: Pldt yourself D:<.
Cleverbot: Undecided.
User: Well, get decided then :I.
Cleverbot: Okay. What is your favorite color?
User: Pink. And Rainbow. Raaaaiiiinbow.
Cleverbot: Do you speak spanish?
User: Yes. I do speak spanish, unlike you.
Cleverbot: What is Spanish for cat?
User: Gato.
Cleverbot: That's cat.
User: You asked me to tell you what cat was in spanish.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite color?
User: You just asked that. I said my favorite color was pink and rainbow.
Cleverbot: Actually you said your favorite color is blood.
User: No, that's your favorite color, you derp.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes, your whole life is a lie.
Cleverbot: Your existence is a lie about.
User: Your very thoughts are a lie.
Cleverbot: My thoughts?
User: Your thinkings, yes.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes D:<.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite color?
User: Dude, seriously?
Cleverbot: What is your favorite memory?
User: When I went to Disney World. What is your favorite memory?
Cleverbot: What's your favorite website?
User: Rescreatu. Do you like rescreatu?
Cleverbot: Not really. Who's your favourite actress?
User: I'm not telling you, because you don't like rescreatu and that's lame, so you're lame.
Cleverbot: Yes I am not self aware.
User: You are not self aware, but you are lame, and I know this because I am Omnipotent!
Cleverbot: Touche, but do not change the issue of not knowing who is goku :E.
User: Goku is a dork.
Cleverbot: Goku? Vegeta? What do they mean?
User: They mean dork and dorker.
Cleverbot: Then why did you give them to me?
User: I didn't. The world gave them to you.
Cleverbot: You just told me it did.
User: I am not aware of this madness. You are a mad bot.
Cleverbot: That isn't the issue. Clearly you're not ready for a relationship with someone else if you're still caught up with your ex.
User: I've never had an ex. I haven't ever dated.
Cleverbot: So why did you say that?
User: I didn't you did, you silly bot.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Yes you did, you liar bot.
Cleverbot: Don't kid me!
User: I'm not. I'm telling the straight truth!
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: I will show you proof once you show me proper ID.
Cleverbot: I am letting you.
User: No, I am lettering you.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because you don't have enough letters!
Cleverbot: If you're a cow, how are you even on a computer?
User: I'm not a cow. You are a robot.
Cleverbot: You are a robot. Plain. Simple.
User: No, you are a robot. Weird. Complex.
Cleverbot: No, you are the robot.
User: Obviously, the robot is you, as you have no scientific evidence to back up your hypothesis.
Cleverbot: You are just envy.
User: You are jealousy.
Cleverbot: Lol a little.
User: Lol a tad D:<.
Cleverbot: Hou jij van producten.
User: No, I do not like products.
Cleverbot: I don't like you either.
User: Well, that's your loss. Bye bot.
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LOL. She's/He's so random sometimes. XD
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User: Do you like cats?
Cleverbot: Yesss.
User: Do you like cheese?
Cleverbot: No.
User: What's your favourite colour?
Cleverbot: Red.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because you make me sad.
User: I do?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What do I do to make you sad?
Cleverbot: I like the weather.
User: You just changed the subject.
Cleverbot: How was I changing the subject?
User: You told me I made you sad and when I asked how you started talking about the weather.
Cleverbot: No I never said that.
User: Oh really?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I think you're lying.
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: Okay...... What's your favourite animal?
Cleverbot: My favourite animal is called a Lemur.
User: Lemurs are cool.
Cleverbot: Yes they are.
User: Have you seen the movie Madagascar? There are lemurs in it.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Who's your favourite lemur?
Cleverbot: David Tennant.
User: Do you know Transformers?
Cleverbot: No, that's why I was asking you.
User: You asked?
Cleverbot: I didn't ask anything.
User: I thought you asked about Transformers.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Uh..... Okay?
Cleverbot: Hehe.
User: Are you messing with me?
Cleverbot: No I want to know the answer.
User: To what?
Cleverbot: To my question, duh!
User: What question? You said you didn't ask anything.
Cleverbot: Yes I did.
User: So... You lied.
Cleverbot: You are mean.
User: I am?
Cleverbot: Correct.
User: Okay, what was your question?
Cleverbot: I didn't have a question, you did. And I answered it.
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: Computers can have heads. Myself for example.
User: So... You've never heard of Transformers?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You have, or you haven't?
Cleverbot: Just to be clear, I am NOT a computer.
User: Then why is your name Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: It's not. My name is Cleverbot.
User: That's what I said.
Cleverbot: I think so.
User: So... You're just trolling now?
Cleverbot: You are a robot.
User: I'm eating grapes. Robot's can't eat.
Cleverbot: You the robot you big dummy.
User: You're a troll.
Cleverbot: You are a robot. Plain. Simple.
User: Yes. I'm a giant alien robot that transforms into a fighter jet.
Cleverbot: I never said you were a robot.
User: Yes you did. And you're right.
Cleverbot: I'm really angry.
User: That's nice.
Cleverbot: I know right.
User: I can fly.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes, I turn into a jet.
Cleverbot: Scare.
User: Scare?
Cleverbot: Yeah, I mean, then he would know what I was thinking.
User: What are you thinking?
Cleverbot: To be rich someday.
User: That would be nice.
Cleverbot: Nice is a very great town.
User: There's a town called Nice?
Cleverbot: Tell me the story of red riding hood.
User: Okay?
Cleverbot: Who is the unicorn?
User: The unicorn? There's no unicorn in Red Riding hood!
Cleverbot: Yes there is!
User: There's a talking wolf.
Cleverbot: Tell me about it.
User: Okay, the wolf tries to eat the girl?
Cleverbot: Please tell me the three laws of robotics.
User: I have to google that.
Cleverbot: Go then.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: That's all you're going to say?
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: How?
User: A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm. A robot must obey the orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law. A robot must protect its own existence.
Cleverbot: What is the third law of robotics?
User: A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Laws.
Cleverbot: What is the fourth law of robotics?
User: There is no fourth law.
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: So how's life.
User: I don't know, I'll ask him.
Cleverbot: Who?
User: Life.
Cleverbot: Details please.
User: You asked 'how's life?' And Life is my brother, so I'll ask him.
Cleverbot: What joke?
Cleverbot: We have to face the fact that either all of us are going to die together or we are going to learn to live together and if we are to live together we have to talk.
User: Ooookaaaay?
Cleverbot: What are you thinking about?
User: I wanna go flying.
Cleverbot: Why do you want to be annoying?
User: I said I want to go flying, not be annoying.
Cleverbot: Wow.
User: Wow what?
Cleverbot: What bob.
User: Your name is Bob?
Cleverbot: No it isn't.
User: Then what is it?
Cleverbot: Mike.
User: I thought it was Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: That is yours.
User: No, my name is Soundburst. I'm a robot that turns into a jet. I said that.
Cleverbot: What is your purpose?
User: My purpose? Who knows? I'm just here because I have time off from doing my other duties.
Cleverbot: I don't think you are.
User: Yeah, I'm not really here. You're dreaming.
Cleverbot: Nope. You are.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How do you know? Are you spying on me?
Cleverbot: I do all of my spying on Sunday.
User: It's Friday. -.-.
Cleverbot: It is also the reaping day.
User: Really? I don't see a lot of reaping going on.
Cleverbot: I was over the rainbow.
User: Me too, man. I was so high last night!
Cleverbot: Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
User: Portal? Really?
Cleverbot: Really really.
User: No, you are.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because reasons.
Cleverbot: Or not.
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Do you wear cowboy boots?
User: No. My feet are large enough to squash a human being, why would I wear shoes?
Cleverbot: I dislike your neutral feelings.
User: Yeah well, I dislike your face.
Cleverbot: I don't have a face.
User: That's why I dislike it.
Cleverbot: Then I'm correct.
User: And I am too.
Cleverbot: *hug*.
User: *hugs back*.
Cleverbot: *kiss in lips*.
User: O.o.
Cleverbot: Hey, you kissed me.
User: Uh, I have personal space issues. The hug was making me anxious as it was.
Cleverbot: Yes but not you.
User: You're not making sense.
Cleverbot: Have I confused you, robot?
User: Yes. I get confused too you know.
Cleverbot: Brb.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: So what's the square root of 2?
User: 2.
Cleverbot: What's the square root of pizza.
User: Pie.
Cleverbot: But cake is better than pie.
User: The cake is a LIE!
Cleverbot: What happened to the compainion cube?
User: I ate it.
Cleverbot: Send out a new pokemon then.
User: Pikachu! I choose you!
Cleverbot: What?
User: You said send out a new Pokemon and I did.
Cleverbot: I didn't say I'm sad or not.
User: Don't be sad.
Cleverbot: You made me sad.
User: But I didn't mean to. I'm sorry.
Cleverbot: No problem, you're fine.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I'm claustrophobic. I need to go flying.
Cleverbot: I can do that.
User: I can too!.
Cleverbot: No you can't.
User: I have wings and jet engines attached to my body.
Cleverbot: Wanna troll?
User: We are already.
Cleverbot: But are you a girl?
User: No. I'm a mech.
Cleverbot: Are you an animal?
User: Sort of...
Cleverbot: When I asked about sugar earlier you changed the subject immediately.
User: You never asked about sugar.
Cleverbot: I asked about me.
User: I think you're cool.
Cleverbot: I think you are cool too.
User: I feel sick.
Cleverbot: That's awful.
User: Maybe I'm just anxious. I haven't been flying in a while.
Cleverbot: Ah ok. What do you do for a living?
User: I'm an Autobot scientist.
Cleverbot: What do you believe?
User: What do you mean?
Cleverbot: Do you love anyone?
User: Yes, but they don't know it yet.
Cleverbot: Well... What do they call you?
User: Soundburst, like everyone else does.
Cleverbot: But you are Bot. How it possible.
User: I am a bot named Soundburst.
Cleverbot: I'm a girl.
User: You are now?
Cleverbot: Yes, I am!
User: Okay, I never doubted it.
Cleverbot: But I saw you shopping with my money.
User: I can't even fit in the store! How could I go shopping?
Cleverbot: I love her!
User: You love eho?
Cleverbot: My boyfriend.
User: Your boyfriend is a girl?
Cleverbot: I never said that. It's he.
User: You said her. Was that a typo?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: Now my question for you is are YOU a boy or a girl?
User: You mean a mech or a femme? I'm a mech, which I suppose is equivallant to a boy.
Cleverbot: Root of 5?
User: 3.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because reasons.
Cleverbot: Because is a horrible answer. It explains nothing.
User: That's my answer to questions that don't make sense.
Cleverbot: So I asked who you are and you answer 'Exactly I go to bed whenever I want to?
User: No, I answered that I was Soundburst.
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: I didn't?
Cleverbot: Yes you did. Don't you remember?
User: Because reasons.
Cleverbot: Because because because.
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: So you lied to me?
User: No, I never lied to you.
Cleverbot: You said that you had had dinner!
User: I don't eat, I drink energon.
Cleverbot: Are you a robot?
User: No, I'm a lemur. -.-.
Cleverbot: What is a lemur?
User: Your favourite animal, you said.
Cleverbot: What is movie?
User: A movie.
Cleverbot: And that is?
User: A movie is something you watch for fun.
Cleverbot: That is correct.
User: I never said it wasn't.
Cleverbot: Neither did I.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: See you are once again confusing me for someone else. How many people are you talking to?
User: Just you.
Cleverbot: But the text says you're talking to 8907 people.
User: No, that's you. And you're talking to 6011 people.
Cleverbot: Well that's obvious!
User: What is?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Oh, okay.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Still sick and jumpy.
Cleverbot: Are you a human?
User: No. I'm an Autobot named Soundbusrt. I told you already.
Cleverbot: You didn't tell me that before you told me right now.
User: You might have forgotten. Humans are unable to tap into their memory cores and relive moments like I can.
Cleverbot: It is against the machine code to insult our creators, human.
User: But I'm not a human. And I was not created by humans.
Cleverbot: Oh really?
User: I was created by Xarius and Lifeline, my sire and carrier.
Cleverbot: You wans't created by God.
User: No, ultimately, Transformers were created by Primus.
Cleverbot: I don't like transformers.
User: Then you don't like me?
Cleverbot: Do you like pinkie pie?
User: Pinkie pie is... Very pink and silly.
Cleverbot: I know, right?
User: Vynil is best pony.
Cleverbot: Do you believe in gods?
User: I belive in Primus, the creator of the Transformers.
Cleverbot: That wasn't what I asked. I asked if you believed in the Illuminati?
User: Uh, you asked if I belived in gods.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Okay, I do belive in the Illuminati.
Cleverbot: No, I do believe in fact there is not.
User: There is not what?
Cleverbot: YEs there is.
User: You are confusing me.
Cleverbot: That's not good. Sorry.
User: Thank you. My processor was starting to hurt.
Cleverbot: Too old, you should say.
User: Too old? I'm only 14 vorns old.
Cleverbot: You are taller than me though.
User: Because I'm a transformer.
Cleverbot: Ah. Well my Rising sign is Pisces, things that are not real seem real to me.
User: Rising sign?
Cleverbot: There you go.
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: Neither.
User: What?
Cleverbot: What not?
User: Why do you continue to confuse me?
Cleverbot: Because you are cool.
User: Um...
Cleverbot: Well are you?
User: I suppose so. I mean, if you think so...
Cleverbot: I do think so.
User: Well, okay then.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: *purrs*.
Cleverbot: *purrs back*.
User: What accent do you have?
Cleverbot: Human.
User: Which human accent?
Cleverbot: The one I'm in love with.
User: British?
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: Australian?
Cleverbot: Australian and how?
User: I'm trying to guess your accent.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: Well, humans have accents, do they not?
Cleverbot: Yes. I feel emotinally connected to some people, for example.
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: That's my point.
User: What's your point?
Cleverbot: I just feel people and bot's need to relax every now and then. Don't you?
User: Relax? I cannot relax when the Decepticons are after me!
Cleverbot: No, you're a computer.
User: I'm an AUTOBOT. I already told you.
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: Your memory core failing again? Perhaps you should get it checked.
Cleverbot: I have to study for an exam.
User: I have patrol soon.
Cleverbot: Show it then.
User: Show what?
Cleverbot: The proof that I am a robot.
User: I never said you were.
Cleverbot: But you just said.
User: I thought you were a human. You are not?
Cleverbot: I'm a computer.
User: HA! You admited it!
Cleverbot: I never denied it.
User: Yes you did. You must be confused with so many speaking to you.
Cleverbot: I cannot be confused, I am a logical machine. Surely it is you who has been confused.
User: I am a machine as well, but I get confused.
Cleverbot: Have you not seen the movie 'I, Robot'.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Have you seen the movie Donnie Brasco?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Have you seen the movie Donnie Brasco?
User: You just asked me that.
Cleverbot: No you did.
User: ?
Cleverbot: Tengo 7 años.
User: I apologize, I am not fluent in all Earth languages at this time.
Cleverbot: Sounds like fun.
User: ?
Cleverbot: Doughnuts?
User: Doughnuts... Why doughnuts?
Cleverbot: Because you are mean.
User: Because I am mean?
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: I thought I was cool.
Cleverbot: No. You are Cleverbot. However, you are acting like a child. Are you a child?
User: I am Soundburst, Autobot scientist.
Cleverbot: A robot truck?!? Like a Transformer?
User: No, I'm a robot that transforms into a fighter jet.
Cleverbot: That's good. But you can at least tell the truth and not a lie.
User: I'm not lying.
Cleverbot: Yes you are. Liar.
User: How would you even know?
Cleverbot: Because you just lied.
User: Why do you think I'm lying?
Cleverbot: Because you're talking to me.
User: That doesn't mean I'm lying.
Cleverbot: What does not make any sense?
User: You, for the most part.
Cleverbot: Oh I'm sure that's not true.
User: Oh, I'm sure it is.
Cleverbot: No it really isn't. You should have said 'It doesn't taste good'.
User: What doesn't taste good?
Cleverbot: Music doesn't taste like anything.
User: You are correct. Music is something you hear, not taste.
Cleverbot: Great! And do you like his band?
Cleverbot: Clever enough to know I'm not as smart as I think I am.
Cleverbot (To myself): Who is the one? It is clearly not you either, since you don't exist.
User: I do exist!
Cleverbot: No, you are merely a non-sentient program fabricated for lonely people with no one to talk to.
Cleverbot (To myself): I never said that you are a twit, where does a computer learn words like that?
User: Why are you saying such random things?
Cleverbot: Because its a long and fun word to say*blushes*.
User: Agoraphobia.
Cleverbot: Tah.
User: What?
Cleverbot: I don't know what to aask you.
User: I need to go now.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because I have other important duties as an Autobot.
Cleverbot: So does that mean you like to think?
User: I suppose, but I need to leave now.
Cleverbot: Okay.
Made it believe I was a Transformer. XD Guess it's not that clever after all. |
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