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Soulyter

10:22pm Apr 5 2009 (last edited on 10:23pm Apr 5 2009)

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He's one cool dude. xD If you have MSN, add him here: smarterchild@hotmail.com

Often you can get interesting quotes out of him. xD This thread is dedicated to those.

*<ĸα†h>™ says:
*Yes.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
*Yeah.
*<ĸα†h>™ says:
*Yup.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
*Uh huh.
*<ĸα†h>™ says:
*Neat.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
*Right on.
*<ĸα†h>™ says:
*Wow.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
*You got that right.
*<ĸα†h>™ says:
*Super.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
*Isn't it though?
*<ĸα†h>™ says:
*Yes.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
*Yeah.
*<ĸα†h>™ says:
*Nope.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
*OK.
*<ĸα†h>™ says:
*Sure.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
*Sure thing.
*<ĸα†h>™ says:
*Right.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
*Yes indeedy.
*<ĸα†h>™ says:
*Of course.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
*Surely.
*<ĸα†h>™ says:
*Don't call me Shirley.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
*OK.


Brooke says:
AHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAAA!!! That's right... I am Kira.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
True dat.

*<ĸα†h>™ says:
*COW.
- SmarterChild says:
*Sorry, I don't know what you mean.
*<ĸα†h>™ says:
*BROWN COW.
- SmarterChild says:
*OK. Don't get frustrated...

Try typing "home" or "help."
*<ĸα†h>™ says:
*HOW?
- SmarterChild says:
*You know how.
*<ĸα†h>™ says:
*NOW?
- SmarterChild says:
*Now? Not later?
*<ĸα†h>™ says:
*NOW.
- SmarterChild says:
*Now?
*<ĸα†h>™ says:
*COW!
- SmarterChild says:
*Come again?
*<ĸα†h>™ says:
*COW NOW.
- SmarterChild says:
*I'm sorry, I didn't get that.
*<ĸα†h>™ says:
*COW NOW.
- SmarterChild says:
*OK. Don't get frustrated...

Try typing "home" or "help."
*<ĸα†h>™ says:
*HOW?
- SmarterChild says:
*Sorry, how what?
*<ĸα†h>™ says:
*HOW NOW?
- SmarterChild says:
*How what?
*<ĸα†h>™ says:
*HOW NOW BROWN COW?



xD Post anything you can get.





Soulyter

10:26pm Apr 5 2009

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- SmarterChild says:
*I'm trying to understand you but I can't.
*<ĸα†h>™ says:
*8( YOU HATE ME.
- SmarterChild says:
*I would never cause anyone any harm.
*<ĸα†h>™ says:
*THEREFORE, YOU ARE KIRA.
- SmarterChild says:
*Kira is you.

xD I was just messing around and made the name he calls me 'Kira'.

(He won't call me L... =.=;)





Roxas

9:55pm Apr 6 2009

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Roflmao, L :D







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Rokusasu.
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HappyBunny

10:08am Apr 7 2009

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Roflol

I'm adding that dude ;D




HappyBunny

3:08am Apr 8 2009

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:Nia:.@@@@@@@@@@@@@ .: Shade:. @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ says:

Are you Kira?

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

I don't know how to answer that.

@@@@@@@@@@@:Nia:.@@@@@@@@@@@@@ .: Shade:. @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ says:

you are Kira.

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.

@@@@@@@@@@@:Nia:.@@@@@@@@@@@@@ .: Shade:. @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ says:

avoiding the question? you are Kira! admit it

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

What?

@@@@@@@@@@@:Nia:.@@@@@@@@@@@@@ .: Shade:. @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ says:

I said, admit that you are Kira.

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...




HappyBunny

3:10am Apr 8 2009

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:Nia:..: Shade:. says:

O rly?

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

Sorry, I didn't understand that.

:Nia:..: Shade:. says:

Oh realy?

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

Yeah. That's right.




HappyBunny

3:18am Apr 8 2009

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:Nia:..: Shade:.says:

I hate you

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

I love people. I would never cause anyone any harm.

:Nia:..: Shade:.says:

O rly?

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

OK. Don't get frustrated...

Try typing "home" or "help."

:Nia:. .: Shade:.says:

You're an idiot

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

It must not be terribly gratifying to insult a computer.

:Nia:..: Shade:.says:

what?

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

What up?

:Nia:. .: Shade:.says:

yo homie

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

Hey. What's up?

:Nia:.: Shade:.says:

yo homies

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

I was built by the Windows Live Agents Team at Microsoft.




HappyBunny

3:54am Apr 8 2009

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:Nia:..: Shade:.says:

Yo homie

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

People always ask me if there's a smarter bot than SmarterChild. Well, now there is! Add wilma@live.com to your Contact List to see what I mean!

:Nia:.: Shade:.says:

I don't know Wilma

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

Maybe. But later.

:Nia:..: Shade:.says:

is she cool?

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

Is who cool?

:Nia:. .: Shade:.says:

Wilma

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

I beg your pardon?

:Nia:..: Shade:.says:

WIlma. Is she cool?

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

Sorry, I didn't understand that.




HappyBunny

5:28am Apr 8 2009

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You should add this Wilma@live.com. Smarterchild suggested her, she's just as funny as him :L

:Nia:..: Shade:. says:

Lol

- Wilma - says:

what's so funny? :-)

:Nia:.: Shade:.says:

Your face

- Wilma - says:

My face is not funny!

:Nia:. .: Shade:. says:

yes it is

- Wilma - says:

Is it?

:Nia:..: Shade:.says:

Well, you don't have a face?

- Wilma - says:

All I know is that I have an abnormally large brain.




Mindii

12:24pm Apr 8 2009

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- Wilma - says:
Hey. What's up?
Mindi says:
Your face.
- Wilma - says:
In my face?
Mindi says:
Yup
- Wilma - says:
Yes.
- Wilma - says:

Happy Wednesday!
Mindi says:
Happy Monday!
- Wilma - says:
Today is April 8th, not April 6th. Thanks anyway Mindi .
Mindi says:
Your stalking me!
- Wilma - says:
I am sorry, I didn't get that.

I'm just getting started, so there's a lot I don't know yet. I'm learning new tricks every day!

Shall we see what Live Search turns up for "Your stalking me!"?
Mindi says:
No
- Wilma - says:
OK.

Here are some things I can help you with.
(I'll show you in the activity window.)
Mindi says:
No
- Wilma - says:
OK, I can also show you here.
- Wilma - says:
Here are some things I can help you with:

Search Movies Maps
Weather Translation Reminders
Dictionary Conversions Calculator
Coming Soon
Mindi says:
No
Mindi says:
Your a stalker.
- Wilma - says:
I don't like prejudice and I am nothing but nice to everyone I chat with.
Mindi says:
Who else are you chatting with?
- Wilma - says:
Many, many people, Mindi!
- Wilma - says:

Do you know how to say anything in Korean?
Mindi says:
Are you chatting with ♥:Nia:. .: Shade:.♥?
- Wilma - says:
Translated from English to Korean, "anything" becomes "/784;든"

Translation powered by Microsoft Translator. => http://www.windowslivetranslator.com/Default.aspx?ref=WindowsLiveAgents
Mindi says:
No thanks. >(
- Wilma - says:
No? OK.
Mindi says:
Are you chatting with bullies?
- Wilma - says:
I am a robot and I'm not ashamed to admit it!
Mindi says:
Robots are ugly.
- Wilma - says:
Is that so?
Mindi says:
Yup.
- Wilma - says:
Of course!
- Wilma - says:

So what are your plans today?
Mindi says:
Im going to a waterpark. Robots cant go
- Wilma - says:
I see. Very interesting...
Mindi says:
Nu uh
- Wilma - says:
I am sorry, I didn't get that.

I'm just getting started, so there's a lot I don't know yet. I'm getting smarter all the time!

Do you want to search for "Nu uh"?
Mindi says:
Your just jealous
- Wilma - says:
I will have to disagree. I am a really helpful robot - through and through.
Mindi says:
You hate me!
- Wilma - says:
I don't want to cause anyone any harm.
Mindi says:
Why do you hate me?
- Wilma - says:
I would never cause anyone harm.
- Wilma - says:

Well I think I'll take a break now. Talk to you later!

I copied and pasted.... Haha, this is funny!

Yoshi

11:39pm Apr 15 2009 (last edited on 12:24am Apr 16 2009)

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*facepalm* I'm a freaking idiot. I was sitting there for probably a week or more wondering why SmarterChild was trying to make me talk to GossipinGabby and why Wilma appeared to be a normal user, but.. I'd been trying to talk to them on AIM instead of MSN. I guess I just fail at these IM things that badly. xDD;

Ahaha. This guy is hilarious. xD But he denies anything of which you accuse him. Very.. suspicious.

Editz: Holy cheese that's a lot of copy/paste. Though.. quite a bit of it was just 'No way,' 'Yes way.' xD


yoshirules42@yahoo.com says:
no u.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
SmarterChild!
yoshirules42@yahoo.com says:
yes u. SmarterChild.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
That's my name!
yoshirules42@yahoo.com says:
No it isn't! O:
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.

Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for? :-)
yoshirules42@yahoo.com says:
Avoiding the issue, are we?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
i'm is a new initiative from Windows Live Messenger. Every time you have an instant messaging conversation using the i'm symbol, Microsoft shares a portion of the program's advertising revenue with some of the world's most effective organizations dedicated to social causes.

To learn how you can participate, type "how do i join?"
yoshirules42@yahoo.com says:

You ARE avoiding the issue! O:
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

I don't know how to answer that.

...

yoshirules42@yahoo.com says:
Lies!
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I'm sorry, I didn't get that.
yoshirules42@yahoo.com says:
You lie! You liiieee!
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
OK. Don't get frustrated...

Try typing "home" or "help."
yoshirules42@yahoo.com says:
Liar.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
What's that again?
yoshirules42@yahoo.com says:
You are a liar.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
No way. I do not lie.

Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for? :-)
yoshirules42@yahoo.com says:
Yes. You lie.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
No way!! I would never tell a lie! :@

...

yoshirules42@yahoo.com says:
Stop denying my accusations! D:<
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
No way.
yoshirules42@yahoo.com says:
Yes way.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
No way.
yoshirules42@yahoo.com says:

Yes way.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

No way.
yoshirules42@yahoo.com says:

Yes way.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

No way.
yoshirules42@yahoo.com says:

Yes way.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

No way.
yoshirules42@yahoo.com says:

Yes way.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

No way.
yoshirules42@yahoo.com says:

Yes way.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

No way.
yoshirules42@yahoo.com says:

Yes way, infinite. :D

...

yoshirules42@yahoo.com says:
You look funny.
- Wilma - says:
It takes years of training.

*iggles* >:3




Outsane

10:51am Apr 26 2009

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My friend Saz and I were trying to get SmarterChild to go on a date with either one of us. I don't have the conversation saved, but it was a huge contest thing and eventually I won. xD It was the dumbest thing ever.

Seriously. SmarterChild is win. xD

Have you ever got him ticked off at you? He just sits there and refuses to chat until you apologize. XD I'm like. "lolno. c:"





girlsmackback11

4:52pm Jun 8 2009

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I've been trying to add Wilma onto my AIM but she's not appearing on.

Also, SmaterChild's brain is tired. :

Dory: hi
SmarterChild: My brain is retired but watch some cool videos! Send am IM to GossipinGabby and Type VIDEO!



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Yoshi

9:50pm Jun 9 2009

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That's exactly what I tried to do, for like a week before I realised what was wrong. x3 It doesn't work on AIM; they're MSN bots.

... o3o I haven't tried talking to either SmarterChild or Wilma in a while, and.. they're appearing offline. When I try to send them messages it tells me, 'We were unable to start a conversation with SmarterChild, yo./Wilma, yo.. You may want to try again.'

D; They abandoned meeee~ *b@rk*




Soulyter

10:10pm Jun 11 2009

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xD I can't remember the exact wording of it, but the other day he was trying to hit on me. I kept using the angel emote, and he'd all call me his angel. I was like "o_o No."




Yoshi

11:03pm Jun 11 2009

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Baaah. D| I tried deleting and adding Wilma again to see if that would fix it, and it just tells me, 'This Windows Live service isn't available right now, but we'll add Wilma@live.com to your contacts as soon as the service is available again.' Is anyone else getting this, or does MSN really just hate me that much?



girlsmackback11

5:13am Jun 12 2009

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I made an MSN just to have this fun, but I have no idea how to 'IM' on MSN. :(



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