Before you stands the ruins of a great mansion. Deep within the forests of Relcore, no one knows exactly what caused it to fall. You've heard rumors of a curse, a plague, even a strange beast that prowls these woods. Lately, however, you've heard of the witch-woman who has set up shop here, selling her goods to those brave enough to face their fears. That is why you've come, isn't it?
You approach the door. There is a great knocker in the shape of a monstrous Berrok. You let out a slow breath and knock. Once, twice, thrice...
Come in, adventurer!
You wipe your sweaty palms on your pants and enter. It takes your eyes a few long moments to adjust to the dim lighting of the great many candles, but once they do, you are dazzled by the room in which you are standing. That is, of course, until you catch sight of the woman sitting at the desk. Her form seems ever-changing. You cannot tell what age she is. You can't put a finger on her hair color, nor her eye or even skin color. She seems to be cloaked in mist.
Welcome, my pretty, to the great Witch's Cauldron. You may address me as the Witch, or, if you like, simply Salem.
The witch hands you a scroll. At first it is blank, but after a few long moments, writing begins to appear, along with images of pets and long-lost items.
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The image of the lost Regression Ray appears first, along with a caption:
Zaps from the Regression Ray can change your pet's age to baby, teen, or adult.
Zaps are available for 15k per pet.
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A slight bit further down the page appears the images of two strange food items:
Gluttonys Feast and Infinite Popcorn Sack are two food items that never disappear. The first restores 40 hunger points, while the latter restores 20. For 100 tu total, the Witch will feed your pets.
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Pets for sale are shown in the Witch's showroom under the category "For Sale or Trade".
Nothing in the category "Keeping (Gifts or Otherwise)" will be available for purchase. Period.
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The witch hands you another piece of parchment. This one is longer, and has a list of items on it.
100k Cake.
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100k Doughnuts x2.
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Algae Eating Fish x2.
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Apple of Doom x6.
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Apple of Love.
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Aqua Rounded Gem x2.
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Atquati Berries.
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BillyBob Apple.
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Black Rope Flower.
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Blue Pinwheel Flower.
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Blue Winding Flower.
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Bouquet of Roses.
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Clam Meat x5.
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Clear Rounded Gem.
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Clover Shield.
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Colorful Ribbons x2.
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Corned Beef and Cabbage.
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Drop of Synthetic Magic x2.
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Dye Kit Squishy Pattern x3.
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Easter 2012 Recipe Card.
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Egg Painting Kit x2.
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Glowing Orange Flower.
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Glowing Pink Flower.
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Gold Fish x2.
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Green Apple x2.
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Heart of Gold.
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Hunail.
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Iluvu-Shaped Chocolate Chip Cookies x2.
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Irish Harp.
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Juicy Green Apple x8.
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Juicy Red Apple.
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Kirsti Staff Apple.
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Kuoka Squishy.
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Large Smoothed Driftwood x3.
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Lauz Apple x2.
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Leverene Fish.
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Little Crab.
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Little Flat Fish.
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Love Bug Card.
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Love Emote Squishy x3.
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Loyure Squishy x2.
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Mad Emote Squishy x2.
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Madigan Squishy x2.
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Mutating Green Apple x5.
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Odd Color Fish.
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Odd Gray Fish.
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Omnu Squishy.
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o_O Apple x2.
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Paor Fish.
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Petrified Wood.
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Phaedas Journal Volume 1.
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Pink Staff.
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Pixie Apple x2.
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Potato Gun x3.
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Rainbow Fish.
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Red Apple.
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Red Hot Jelly Beans x2.
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Red Pinwheel Flower.
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Red Potato.
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Reiflem Berries x5.
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Relcore Berries x2.
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Rock Mollusk.
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Romantic Red Balloon x4.
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Scrambled Rotten Eggs x4.
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Scria Berries x6.
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Sea Cloth Blade.
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Shimmering Shell x3.
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Shocked Emote Squishy x2.
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Silver Shimmering Flecks x2.
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Silver Stardust Apple x9.
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Small Smoothed Driftwood.
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Smooth Rounded Pebble.
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Snow Blower.
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Tiny Clam Shell.
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Tiny Green Apple.
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Tiny Pink Apple x2.
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Trixter Shield x4.
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Trumpet Shell.
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Vampire Apple x2.
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Wild Grape Jelly Beans.
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Xespas Wicked Potion.
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Yellow Apple.
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Yellow Potato.
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Yellow Rope Flower.
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You Are NOT Funny x4.
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~*NEW*~
Below the list of items appears a strange box. It shimmers, and when you touch it your fingers pass through the parchment. You look at the witch in shock and she responds with a small chuckle.
That there is the portal to the art section. I can't keep everything here, now can I?
Strange. But not the strangest thing you've seen today.
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You pass your tu across the desk and gather up your purchases. You thank the Witch as you leave; she responds with a small, sly smile. When you reach the beaten path there is a thunderclap behind you. When you turn around, the ruins are gone. Strange. Perhaps they'll be here next time you brave the forest.