Your walking along a dirt road, and you see the sun shining.
Duck's quaking.
And a fork in the road.
You ponder over which side you're going to take for a little bit, then painfully decide on the left fork of the road.
You take the left road, when suddenly you stop.
Something black and red is hopping towards you up ahead.
It looks strangely familiar, as you squint up at it.
As it gets closer your heart skips a beat.
As you discover it is a crayon!
"Heeeello there. I be Mr. Moustache. Enjoying my moustache I see?"
You shake your head.
"Oh. You want one of me? Well, not exactly the same, but like me?"
You nod.
"Well then off we go!"
You follow the red crayon eagerly.
After a while he leads you to a cave, and you peek inside.
You see millions of crayons!
Sleeping, standing, eating, burping, screaming, talking, going in, coming out.
So many things in one place all at once!
You see a sign over in the corner.
CRAYONS FOR SALE!
PRE-MADE ONES FREE!
CUSTOM ARE 5K EACH!
You walk in the cave, pick one up and walk home.
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