Back becauseI'm bored people have been raving about it...
Nuzlocke sc
ript-- part 69!
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Prologue.
Nameless male: I can't believe it. Nintendo actually wanted me to test out the Virtual Reality version of Pokemon! :D :D :D
(a few minutes of adjusting sensors and multiple other devices connecting to a 3DS with Heart Gold stuck inside)
Here we go...
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Nameless male: WHOA OH CRAP WHY IS IT ALL BLACK ASDFGHJKL
Random voice out of the blackness: Yaaaawwnnn....Huh? It's already become so bright outside!
NM: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THERE IS NO LIGHT WAT DO WAT DO OMGOMGOMG AAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHH
Random voice: Chill broski.
(Light magically appears to reveal a really old guy)
Old Guy: Sorry to keep you waiting! Welcome to the world of Pokemon!
Nameless male: HELL YEAH.
Old Guy: My name is Professor Oak. But everyone calls me the Pokemon Professor.
Nameless male: Kay.
Oak: Before we go any further, I'd like to tell you a few things you should know about this world!
(saunters to the side slightly)
Oak: Here! This is a Pokemon!
POOF
Creepy blue ball mouse: MARILLMARILLMARILLMARILLMARILLMARILLMARILL
OHMYGAWD IMMA POKEMON LOLOLOLOL
Nameless male: O_O GET THAT THING THE HELL AWAY FROM ME.
Oak: Don't worry! Foaming at the mouth is his way of showing affection! Now, tell me a little about yourself.
Nameless male: ...Creep.
Oak: Are you a boy? Or a girl?
Nameless male: >:/ I'm insulted.
Oak: Your name? C:
Nameless male:...Simba.
Oak: Simba! ARE YOU READY.
Simba: OH GOD STAY AWAY FROM ME.
Oak: I'll see you soon in...
Johto!