OMG MURDER BLOODY MURDER.

Apparently my owner was murdered. </3 delete me~

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How you pay for your writing.

Meals charge a minimum of 100k. However, the price is not set. You pay what you think you should pay-- and tip if you must.

Rest *censored*ured you will get a good sized bit of writing, but I have no set form of story. You might get an epic poem, you might get a page, you might get a full on novel. I write until I feel the story should stop.

After all.
No two meals are exactly the same.

Rules:

1. Be patient.

2. No rudeness.

3. Please do not post your order in BLACK to prove you've read this.

I take on 3 orders at one time. The rest is a waiting list.

1. Fluffy88999-- Couplet
2. Fluffy88999-- Doggerel
3. Fluffy88999-- Apologue

Waiting list
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Fluffy88999-- Takasi
Staryulynn-- Imaginary
Alchaeon-- Linwau(<3) and Lieve.
Innagong-- Something 'bout herself
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I want some recipes :D

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Let me formally introduce you to your first and formost customer that you will have for life. I am...... Flufflepuff the 1st. and I shall order 4 of delightful story-meals.

Order 1) Couplet

Order 2) Doggerel

Order 3) Apologue

Order 4) Takasi

Now my dear waiter, what do you want to know about these 4? Please rmail me with any questions you may have :D I have some high standards for you sir.

GRAND OPENING SALE--

75k is the minimum price for a short time.

 Why, Kaitei your name is so pretty. I will be back ahem, after these two.

I was hoping you served up some poems? Hmm, I do want one for my profile, but I have no detail yet. First we can start with Mr. Imaginary.

Species ~ Ezahni

Color ~ Gold

Name ~ Imaginary.

Well, if you want to know his personality ~ He is adventurous, and loves to run from the crack of dawn, to the split of twilight. He loves the wide open plains, and the sun that shines bright. Though, I'd like the poem to also have something to do with his name, Imaginary. If I am not to clear on this you can ask me anything else. I have a feeling though it will be perfect. c:

Payment ~ Hrm, 300 - 500k? I am short on TU from Kirs quest.

omg i cannot resist ih8u russ D;<

So yeah, I love your writing way more than you know. And since I have this weird obsession with things being in pairs you will have a lot of commissions coming your way. <3

So, I'd like to start with Linwau and Lieve.

Linwau, as I'm sure you'll remember <3, is a black male Iluvu. He's rash and lives his life in a sort of emotional fury. Lin pours himself into each and every thing he does. He seizes every opportunity and tries to experience each situation to the fullest. Never content with the most simple everyday activities, Lin is always thinking of new ways and new experiences.

Lieve is a natural female iluvu. She is calm, secure, and understanding. She loves to enjoy life's small things, from watching the sun rise to taking a stroll down a familiar path. She takes new experiences in stride, but prefers to repeat previous experiences.

Linwau and Lieve are extremely close. He helps her come out of her shell and she holds him back and lets him enjoy the little things in life. They're made for one another. ;3

You can do this however you please, love. Write to your heart's content. If it strikes you to write one story instead of two, go right ahead, or if you feel like a poem, it's up to you. Have fun and Alchy will pay you for the honor of looking at your wurdz. <3 

Got it, Alchy. I apologize why it's taking so long. D': Rest *censored*ured I am almost finished.

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/hasn'tevenstartedfail.

OMG RUSSETT-KUN. >(

Make me an Inna thing. 8D Anything about Inna.

And that ees all. 8D -fail-

Bye-byes

Omg no more backup. D8 Just something random.

This is a test to see if you are capable of coming up of something with very brief backup. xDDD

Sort of.