((3/3/11))

Dear diary, 
For crying out loud, why do animals write that crap?! I mean, come on! ‘Dear Diary’. Yeah, I’m not gonna write that sorry.
Okay, so, Hi book.
My name’s Seth.
YES I’M FEMALE, JUST BECAUSE I HAVE A GUY’S NAME, DOESN’T MEAN I’M MALE.
I’m fourteen.
I can’t believe I’m actually writing my life in a stupid book. Well, it’s not my choice. Oh god, I’m going crazy. I’m actually talking to a book. Now you must see how boring my life is. The only good thing about life is food, friends, family, and Blaze. Blaze.. The hottest Dog in the school, and my boyfriend. Yes, and he thinks that HE’S lucky to have me. I’ll get writing. Writing about my weird life.

Today was bad. And when I say bad, I mean really bad.

Red, my best friend, and I decided to go and pull a prank on the school. It ended up as a complete lump of fail. I, being me, just naturally had a packet of matches in my bag. Me and Red decided that if we could get a flame going and hold it up to the smoke alarm it would be hilarious. And it would’ve been. If I hadn’t picked it up with my mouth, burnt my mouth, and dropped the match. Well I did. The room set on fire, and we were trapped inside. We found our way to the air-vent and sat in there until the teachers came with a fire-extinguisher. After the fire was gone we got in a bucket-of-fish-load of trouble. The principle, Mr. Mells, called our parents, and we were nearly suspended. We should have been suspended, but our parents said that they would pay the bill if we weren’t suspended. So we weren’t, sadly. 

Luckily, there are good sides to doing something like that. Blaze was pretty proud of me, as he’s one of those awesome bad boys. I came out and his eyes were gleaming. I even got a kiss! I mean not like that’s not normal or anything... 

Then, this she-dog called Jessica, the most popular she-dog in the school, got jealous, as she has a HUGE crush on Blaze. The little freak decided to jump on me. We got in a fight, which was a piece of meat to win, as Jessica doesn’t know how to fight. But then I got in more trouble, because a bit open her shoulder and tore one of her ears. IT WAS HER FAULT! She jumped on me! Jessica tends to pick fights that she has no chance of winning. Mainly because she likes to show off, and she thinks she’s good at everything. What an idiot. 

Well, that’s all for today, I’m going to start a fight with some random. 

By the way, your new name is Cookiebutt. I don’t know why, but it just fits.

Bye, Cookiebutt!

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Sup Cookiebutt.
((4/3/11))
Today was actually pretty good. Damnit, this day was amazing!

I got my first C-! That is huge for me, as usually, I have an F. It was in some science test, I accidentally made the project explode, and, it turned out that the teacher loved it! But it caused heaps of mess, so that got the grade down a bit. Usually for this, I’d get an F, but our new teacher is amazing! She loves mucking around and is heaps nice. Her name is Ms. Lomad. Anyway, that’s just the start.

Jessica, you know, the snob, decided that she’d ask Blaze to dump me, go out with her, and make fun of me with her. But Blaze said that he’d never want to be with her, especially if it consisted of making fun of me. You should have seen the look on Jessica’s face! She’s obviously not used to being turned down. After that, she skulked up to me, barred her fangs, and growled. So Blaze leapt in front of me and told her to back off. Jessica walked off, as anyone would, as Blaze is big, tough, and has a nasty bite. He’s even part wolf! That’s why he’s so big and, well, wolf-like.

Red now has a boyfriend too, and it’s actually one of Blaze’s best friends. His name is Jack, and he’s pretty cool too, but not in a romantic kind of way. Well to me at least, Red’s all over him. He’s also part wolf, which is probably why he’s Blaze’s best friend. They understand each other really well, both being wolves. Altogether, we snuck into Mr. Mells’s office, stuck horror posters on the walls, and put a pin on his chair. We didn’t get caught, as there was no evidence that it was us, but I’m sure he thought it was.

So yeah, now you see how school went today, and I’m hungry.
See ya Cookie!

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((5/3/11 
Hi Cookiebutt.
I’m really scared. REALLY FRIGGIN SCARED. 

Today there was an earthquake. A small one, but doesn’t that usually result in a huge one? Take a look at Christchurch for instance. It’s huge! What if that happens here? We’ll all die! All of us! I need to calm down. It’s like a one in one hundred chance, right? Okay, well, I guess I’ll start writing about how my day went.

There’s this new she-dog at school, and she seems pretty cool. Her name’s Floss, and she fits right in with me and Red. Red doesn’t like her much though, she thinks that Floss is going to steal me. So Jessica went up to her and was all nice, and told Floss that I was a low-life loser. Floss didn’t really seem to like Jessica, and when Jessica had her back turned, Floss shot me an apologetic look. I think Red and I may have a new friend. I mean, once Red’s gotten over her worries about Floss stealing me of course.

Also, today we got to go to the beach when I got home! I invited Red and Floss, which Red wasn’t that happy about, but oh well. When we got to the beach, we had a blast! We chased seagulls, ate dead old fish, and kicked sand up onto the other dogs. It was pretty funny, because when we were swimming, a crab got Floss’s tail and wouldn’t let go. All you saw was this she-dog chasing her tail, which had a crab hanging off the tip. I’m starting to really like Floss, and Red’s definitely warming up to her. 

Floss really likes this dog called Adrian, and she’s thinking of asking him out. He’s showing interest in her as well, which is a good sign. It was pretty funny when I took Blaze to first meet Floss, because Floss looked really scared. But she’s used to him now. And Jack is cool with the idea of hanging out with Floss, because he used to know Floss, as they were friends at their old primary school. 

When Jessica saw how Floss was starting to hang with us, she stormed over to us and started barking stuff like “Why are you hanging out with these Freaks? They are total losers.” Then do you know what Floss replied? Of course not, you’re just a book and you weren’t there. Well she said; “Jessica, are you sure that they’re the losers? Go pick on somebody else.” It made me want to lick Floss. She’s amazing, and even Red was having an awesome time. 

That’s all for today.
Oh, just in time for dinner!
Bye Cookiebutt!

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