Plays
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Snow White- The Twisted Version, by Twint and her group of friends.
Key:
N: Narrator
SM: Stepmother
M: Mirror
SW: Snow White
P: Prince
D1: Dwarf 1
D2: Dwarf 2
D3 : Dwarf 3
N:Once there was a snowy white girl named Snow White. She was beautiful , and her stepmother was jealous.
SM:"Mirror, mirror, on the wall. Who's the prettiest of them all?"
M:"Why, it is certainly not you, lady."
N:The mirror replied.
M:"Snow White is."
N:At this , of course the childish grandmother RAYGED and bawled. She banished Snow White from her home.
SM:"Get lost!"
N:She then sent her as's*censored*in to give Snow White a poison apple.
N:The as's*censored*in nodded and headed out. Meanwhile, Snow White had found three dwarfs. SW:"Please help me! My stepmother had thrown me out of my home!"
D1 + D2: "Go away."
D3:"You stink."
Snow White was saddened.
SW: Please? *blinks eyes*
D1: Oh okay.
D2: Sure. But if we smell your stink inside our cookie jar ...
D3: You're dead.
SW: Oh sure. *rolls eyes*
N: Snow White walked out of the home.
SW: I'm taking a walk!
N: She then found an apple - the poison apple that the as's*censored*in laid on the floor. She was , of course , stoopeed enough to eat it. Snow White then fell asleep.
N: Meanwhile, the stepmother asked the mirror,
SM: Mirror, Mirror, on the wall. Who's the prettiest of them all?
N: The mirror didn't want to harm Snow White, so it answered,
M: Snow White's corpse is, of course, certainly not you.
N: A charming prince then came by.
P: Oh ! What a lovely princess. She seems to have fainted .
N: The prince was a fan of fairytales, and had heard that the kiss of a prince would wake a princess. He then bent down to kiss her.
N: Snow White then woke up.
SW: *Slaps prince* I want to sleep, get away!
N: So the prince acted gay and fainted. The end.