I just made this for fun. xD Enjoy. ;D Also everything here was from my rps. :P
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The spy and some sparkly vampire dude (from Inna's spy roleplay)
The spy was wearing all pink, and has too much pink makeup on. She was terribly overweight, and was hungry. She took out a bib and wrapped it around her neck, took out a fork and spoon, then took out some salt. She put everything to the side then screamed like an idiot and tore her hair out. She stuffed her hair in her mouth and swallowed, burping loudly afterwards. She snapped her gigantic fingers and a Pegasus came into the room.
"Oh goodies!" She exclaimed, getting ready to pounce. The Pegasus whimpered and stared at her in horror, but it was too late. She leaped onto the Pegasus, her enormous body cracking it's spine and ribs. After 1.05 seconds the Pegasus died, and was buried in the graveyard for Pegasus that get killed by enormous women.
It's grave said: 'Pinky, the poor Pegasus who was killed by a enormous woman who claims to be a spy.' The enormous woman walked over to the Pegasus' grave and dropped flowers by it, then accidentally farted, causing the flowers to turn brown and all the birds and butterflies dropped dead. She then walked away casually, as if nothing had happened.
Edward Cullen was outside, giving Bella a ride. "Edward, you are so sparkly!" Bella exclaimed. "And i'm so awesome and pretty and beautiful and awesome and beautiful and awesome and awesome and awesome and pretty and pretty awesome and awesome pretty and beautiful and pretty and famous."
"Yes you are." Edward said. Then his nose fell off. "Sorry." Edward said, embaras.sed. "I don't actually have a nose, mine is plastic." He picked up his nose and put it back on, but then his head fell off and he died. The end.
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The man, Sara, and Eric (from my, 'I don't want to be with him!' roleplay)
The man farted then started to do the cha cha. He screamed and tore his hair out then ate it, burping loudly afterwards. "Woopee!!!" He screamed, smacking his butt and spinning. He noticed the shocked look on Sara and Eric's face, and looked puzzled. "But I thought you were ready.....?" He shrugged and continued farting and smacking his butt.
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Freakdude (from Fifi's rp, 'Dawnclan and Duskclan')
Freakdude began tearing trees, farting every 1.07 seconds. "Hola Spongebob!" He would scream. Then he said, "Ha ha ha ha!" And let out a fart that lasted for 7 hours. And then he tore his hair out, screaming like a little girl, and stuck it into his ear. "I can't here you! Youuuuuuu! You, you, you!" And closing his eyes, he began to happy dance.
Edward Cullen appeared from nowhere. "Omg it's freakdude!" He exclaimed, ripping out his heart and giving it to Freakdude. "Will you be my nose?" He asked. Freakdude nodded and ate his heart alive, and jumped onto Edward's face and served as a nose. The end.
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The Crazy Man (from my private rp with Sara)
Suddenly, this man came from nowhere, smacking his butt and making silly faces. He didn't care if Brian and Sara had a shocked look on their faces. "Holly-loo-yah!" He screamed, flapping his arms rapidly, trying to fly. "YOU KNOW WHAT?!" He asked, scrunching his nose while staring at Sara and Brian, and trying to act like a chicken. "LETS FIGHT. BUT I'M POWERFUL; A SUMO WRESTLER. NO, I'M SUPERMAN! BEWARE OF MY POWER! I WAS BITTEN BY A RADIOACTIVE SPIDER AND I'M NOW SPIDER MAN! HA! HAHAHAHA!" And he pointed at the two of them and burst into uncontrollable laughter. "TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR!" He screeched at the top of his lungs.
"Oh god, whats wrong with you?" Brian asked, angry. This was a rather annoying disturbance, especially since Brian was having some 'romance' with a beautiful young lady, and all he needed was some crazy maniac to ruin it all. "Cut that out!" But the man didn't stop.
Sara's reply:
Sara had enough of this guy. She swung a punch at him and hit him square in the face. This guy probably escaped from the psych ward. After hitting this guy Sara began to laugh uncontrollably at the crap that this crazy man was doing.
My reply:
"Oh, so yah think ya can beat da supah man?" The man asked, making a duck face. He didn't care if she punched him. He tore his shirt off, exposing his hairy chest. Man, his chest was gross. The hair on it had pieces of candy stuck to it, and some mucus and boogers. This man was pissing Brian off. "SUPAH MAAAAN!" He screamed, banging his chest like what Tarzan the Jungle Man does. He started smacking his belly, sat down, and started doing yoga. In a quiet and peaceful voice, he began to sing. "Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?" Then he took in a deep breath, let the air out, took in another deep breath, and closed his eyes, doing more yoga.
"Relax." The man said. "Reeeelaaaax." He took in another deep breath, and slowly lifted up one finger, close to his nose. Then he violently stuck it into his nose and obnoxiously and violently started picking it, doing it so hard that he accidentally tore a hole in his nose. When he took his finger out of his nose it had plenty of giant, juicy, green boogers stuck to it, and then he walked up to Sara, still holding the boogers.
He put one hand out, showing his boogers to Sara. "Ain't they pretty ones?" He asked. "I just bet that you'd adore to hang one of meh boogers on your wall, actually, on that beautiful hair of yours! Wouldn't you?"
Brian stared at the man, and finally, started. "What do you think you're doing!?" He asked angrily. "Get those hideous boogers of yours away from Sara!" He realized that the boogers in the man's hand had some nose hair stuck to it. Just gross. "That was very rude of you to show your terrible boogers to a beautiful girl like Sara!"
Sara:
Sara was still laughing so hard that she could barely breathe. Sara changed into her wolf form and growled. This would either freak the man out or scare him away, either way, she would get her way. Sara's laughing ceased when she heard the word 'beautiful' comeout of Brian's mouth.
Me:
"Pretty wolfie!" The man exclaimed, ignoring Brian. He took a booger off his hand and was about to stick it onto Sara's mouth.
"What the hell are you doing!?" Brian asked, grabbing the man's arms before he could stick the booger onto Sara.
Sara:
Sara got mad. "What the hell is wrong with you?" She didn't usually say curse words, but she had had enough of this man. She jumped onto him and bit his leg. "Run away you freak!" Sara was seriously confused. She was on a date with a vampire and out of nowhere this psycho came up to them and was now trying to feed her a booger.
Me:
The man felt Sara's fangs sink into his leg, but didn't care. "It's time for a song!" He squealed, clapping like a little kid. "Patty-cake patty-cake-" But in the middle of it he accidentally farted, then pooped in his pants. Since his pants were lose the poop fell out of it and landed next to Sara.
Now Brian was really pissed off. "I don't know who the hell you are, but you've got some serious issues with your brain!" He punched the man in the stomach, and was about to bite him and drink his blood since he was a human, but there were two problems with that. First, it would be rather stupid to start drinking blood in front of Sara, and two, that man was terribly disgusting and even his blood smelled terrible.
Sara:
Sara let go when the poop landed next to her. "Eew." She grabbed the man's head and pulled him away from the poop. Once the man was far enough from the poop, she laughed histerically. "Eat this patty cake," she said biting into his throat. This would probably kill him.
Me:
The man stopped talking, almost dead. Brian slapped him hard, and he fell to the ground, dead. "Phew." Brian said. "He's gone now."
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Rich Snobby Girl (Another one from my private rp with Sara)
"Ow!" The girl said. "What is wrong with you?" (this part isn't funny, the next one is, I just put this here so you'd understand why Sara did the thing she did xD)
Sara:
"I'm mad that you're flirting with my friend." She then pulled the girl in the middle of the road and waited for a bus. The bus came and Sara shoved the girl onto it. "Take her to Manhattan." The bus driver nodded and took off.
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I'll make more later, right now i'm lazy. xD
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ferniio made dem^^
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