This is what happens when a Twilight vampire and an original-styled vampire meet. o_o;  Oh and they are both male, so no, 'omg iz they going to datez !11!!one!11!!'. :/

And this isn't meant to offend vampire fans, i'm actually one myself (but not a fan of Twilight; I hate Twilight. >.<  I'm a fan of the original vampires. :D); this is just for entertainment.  And sorry if I offended you Twilight fans. ^^;

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Mr. Sparkle Dude, the sparkly Twilight-based vampire, was frolicking under the sun, jumping in fron of women who pas.sed by him screaming, "YOU LIKE MEH SPARKLEZ!?" And then he'd pose like an ice-skater doing a trick and pucker his lips.  Obviously, the woman would get scared and run awar, disappointing Mr. Sparkle Dude.

The other vampire, the one who wasn't Twilight based, was in some cave.  There was no light in there, so his pale skin couldn't get fried and get sold at Mc. Donalds.  Wait... they don't sell vampire skin, my mistake. :P  I meant KFC; wait, but that place doesn't sell it either. >.<  Okay, this time i'll get it right.  I meant your mom would cook it for dinner.  Yes, that was it- NO WAIT NO! That wasn't it! D8  Oh whatever, i'll just move on already. T.T"

So yeah, the other vampire was sitting in his cave.  OMG DID I MENTION HE WAS READING TWILIGHT ?//??slash !111!!one!!11!  So he was sitting there reading his Twilight book.  AND OMG DID I FORGET TO TELL HIZ NAME !!111??one

Okay, so you just sit right there staring at your screen while I get his name prepared in BIG FANCY LETTERS. :D

Okay, here it goes...... ^o^

ORIGINAL VAMPIRE

Wait, sorry, that wasn't his name. ^^;  So just sit there wait a few more seconds so I can really make his name. ;D

NAME

Yes, thats his name. ^o^  So time to go back to the story. ;D

When Name got to the part where Edward started sparkling in the sun, and Bella was all  'omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg'

Oh whatever, I think you get the point already. ^^;  So when Name got to that part, he puked.  Wait.... do vampires puke?  Whoops, sorry, I meant that he screamed like a little girl and started to wreck the book.

"IT'S STARING AT ME!  HELP!" He shrieked, tearing the book apart.

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To be continued. >:D  While you're waiting for more I suggest you go to my 'Some stupid funny stories. xD' thread; it's in this section (the writing section), and is has many funny stories. ;D

For those of you who are too lazy to search through the threads, heres the URL:

http://www.rescreatu.com/forum/cat/arts/writing/some-stupid-funny-stories-xd/~page/1/

Okay so heres the end of this first post thingy. :D  I'll write more later, but it will be on a separate post, 'cuz I feel like it. ;D 

Lol Inna. xD  And no, they aren't. ;c

....... Or are they? >:D 

omg dat sucks!!!!111!!!one!!your a big fat meanyhead!!!!one1111!!!dun tak to me!!!!!!1111

-coughhackcough-

I just gave you a funny idea, didn't I? |c 

Ouya ustedba yma utga. Gainaa.

... Can you figure out what it says? xD (And no it is not gibberish. D:<) Don't give eet away inna! D:< jk, jk, lol xD. But seriously, don't tell sarfais. xDD

-can't-

Give eet away Inna! D8 

 It says you busted my gut again.>;D

 Lol. You made me laugh so hard that my parents kept on asking me what I was laughing about.XD

Is that what she really said? 8D  If you like that one I think you should read these ones too. ;D

http://www.rescreatu.com/forum/cat/arts/writing/some-stupid-funny-stories-xd/~page/1/

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But even when it was torn apart, it still stared.  Then out of nowhere, the moon popped up and it was night.  "WOOHOO!!!!" Name screamed, tossing the pieces into the air.  One piece flew out of the cave and floated next to Mr. Sparkle Dude.

He picked it up, and it read, "My mother looks just like me except with-" And the rest was torn off.  He had a puzzled look on his face, and realized the sparkled were gone.

"WHERES JOANNA!?" He shrieked, smacking his arm.  He had named his largest sparkle 'Joanna'.  Just then he saw another vampire.

Name stared at the vampire.  "Who's Joanna?" He asked, a disgusted look on his face.  "And you know that piece was from my book and it's staring at you." It actually was staring at him. Literally.  It had grown a pair of eyeballs.

Mr. Sparkle Dude gasped, and stared at it.  With it's huge eyes, it blinked at him several times.

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I'm lazy to write more for now. Dx 

 Yea, it is.XD

 Okay, I'll go read that that one too.

 Lol. I would've probably thrown the book onto the ground and ran away screaming instead of just gasping at it. XD

IT'S JBP, NIMWIT. >:C

JERSEY BAKED PORK. 

ORITE.  HOW COULD I HAVE FORGOTTEN?  OH WELL. -skips off happily-

And we need to stop spamming this thread. xD 

The piece of paper grew a mouth and a tongue-a white one, all the more scary-, then proceeded to snap at Mr. Sparkle Dude. Screaming like a six-year-old schoolchild, he ceased his grip on the paper, letting it drop to the ground. Before it had hit the soil, Mr. Sparkle Dude was well out of sight.

Name blinked.

Noticing the above text, he screamed "IT'S NOT JERSEY BAKED PORK! IT'S KFB! KENTUCKY FRIED BEEF!", then he jumped up and tackled Saryapink's avatar. "OMG WHAT IS THIS THING?! IT'S SO CUTE!"

Noticing for the first time the Rescreatu banner, he squealed with joy. "HOLY CRAP I'M SOOOO LIKE, JOINING! HELL YES!" Punching the air, he ran up the computer wall , only to fall off the top of this thread.

THE END. 

Lol Inna. xD

But too bad it won't count as part of my story omg. ;c