So I just came up with this last night, no critique, please, this is just meant to be ever so slightly funny. This takes place on a 2 hour long train ride to New York.


Man 1: Please do not correct me

Man 2:I beg your pardon?

1: What is my pardon and what are you begging it for?

2:I believe you are misunderstanding me.

1: Understanding is a girl?

2: Words have no gender.

1: Please do not correct me

2:Here we go again

1:But this is the first time we've gone anywhere together

2: That was an idiom

1: You're an idiom!

2: Did you just call me fake, or with no meaning?

1: Is that what an idiom is?

2:Yes, well, no.

1: You don't know?

2: I do, it's just that.....

1: You don't.

2: You could say that.

1: What if I don't wanna?

2: You already did.

1: I didn't say that!Oh my gosh. I just did.You sorcerer!

2: Magic is only physics.

1: You work out?

2:Well, actually, yes. But aside from that.

1: Aside from what?

2: Physics.

1: What about physics?

2: Nevermind.

1:What happened to yours?

2: I beg your pardon?

1: Here we go again.

2:Did you just copy me?

1: Did you just copy me?

2: Ugh

1:Ugh

2:Please do not correct me.

1: Hey!

2:Hold your horses.

1: Are you sure that's a good idea?

2:What do you mean?

1: I have no idea what you're talking about.

*Train stops* (Conductor speaking): Final stop, New York!

2: Finally, we're here!

1: Great. Didn't we just leave here?

2: Someday you'll understand.

1:So now understand is a guy?

2:(sighs and walks off to a hotel)

1:( waits before following)

Episode two to come soon!

Its not.