Would you like some coffee? ((Poetry Commissions))


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Honeybee

11:30am May 31 2010

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Sorry. I only do Starbucks. :) *Sips at his strawberries and creme*

 

Oh! Sorry, just got a great idea for inspiration! Lemme grab my

Notebook! :D

 Where He'll soon post all my idiotic ramblings of poetry. Or, for a fancier term, for all you slyvans-- doggerel! ^^

 Hush, Tokiiro. Keep your.. er. 'Doggerel' to yourself. You may be our mascot, but I do the talking.

B-

 NO TALKING. Anyways...

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 A friend told me that I'd do a great poetry commission

The one who owned me first.

Tokiiro, yes. Now BE QUIET.

So I'm making one. I can do a variety of things, which're coming up. This is reserved for the intro. :D

 




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Honeybee

11:30am May 31 2010 (last edited on 5:50pm Jun 6 2010)

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What can I do?

I've lost my touch--

For I have

BLOODY  FINGAAARRRSSSS >:O

 

 

Weirdo.

I know. ^o^

So, I'll be telling you what Dani can do. A fair bit, actually.

 

He can do:

  • Just about anything! Even short poetry novels! (Up to 15 pages of poetry, 1 page for each poem, pretty much.)

SO. Just tell me what you want him to do, and I'll tell you how much it'll cost. Most are only about 250, with the exception of poetry novels, which take some time, so they cost more. Dani can do 5 page poetry series, ten page novelette, or a full on 15 page novel.

He can do a multitude of Points of View, including alien lens (animal-- or creatu, in this case) and such.

 

DANI WILL NOT DO IAMBIC METER. That's the stressed/unstresseds syllable one.

He will do rhyme, however, if the poem feels suited for it. I'll try my hardest, but there are going to be instances where I can't. :c I'll let you know flat out, then, and the poem will be cut drastically price-wise. Possibly 50k where it took 125k, for example.




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Honeybee

11:30am May 31 2010 (last edited on 4:02pm May 31 2010)

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Thanks, Tokiiro. Now for my rules--

Oh! I forgot. I'll rmail you the poem.

With your permission, I'll also post it in the Rescreatuian Poetry Archives, which will be an archive of all the poetry I've written for others. :)

 

 

rules--

 

  • Be polite.
  • You need to be patient. It takes some time if you aren't deive enough (or it may be my fault) to get into the writing mood.
  • No begging.
  • Freebies for friends (and strangers when designated!) :D Unless you want to tip.

Dani, can I say something?
Sure, Toki.
You have to put your favorite thing you buy in starbucks to prove you read this :D

GO BUY!




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Fluffy88999

11:47am May 31 2010

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I like Strawberries and Creme 8D And hi there Tokiiro! *waves*

o3o how much would it cost me to order 7 relatively short poems?




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Honeybee

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Fluff, that'll probably cost about... meh. For a friend, the first 3 are free. So only about 200k :D



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Fluffy88999

11:51am May 31 2010

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o3o Okay. Then. I'll give you my order:

1) Coast: I'd like Coast's poem to be about the sea (doi o3o) write whatever suits your fancy. I don't care about rhyme, etc. Make it carefree, happy, and have epic mood swings. (just like the seaaa) and please. Don't add the words, "unda the seaaa" in it?

o3o I'll rmail you the rest of them. too lazy to shift tabs.




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Marrhet

2:31pm May 31 2010

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Marr wants a poem on how the PAR defeats the russett and all of pandadom is saved >.<





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FoxCrazy

8:03pm May 31 2010

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I dun like Coffee....Nor have I been to a Starbuck in years, so...Yeah...

I'd like a poem of Kioko and Tamarand. Love for it to be written from Kioko's POV, but not required.

Kioko is a very...energetic and optimistic orange-pelted wolf. She likesloves Tamarand, but is scared to admit it, for fear of him not returning the feeling. She can control plants and such, but has had trouble with bigger projects, and is very weak with the skill. Tamarand, knowing what that feels like, being weak, has tried encouraging her, and found that the only way to really give her confidence is to lose in a fight with her. Not a fixed fight. A real fight. After provoking her. Which is a bad idea.

Tamarand is rather calm and patient, from years of taking care of his brother and sister after their parents died. He has 'sonicbarks' which disable all abilities in the area. This has gotten Kioko out of a jam or two. After provoking Kioko and...uh...losing to the rather angry female, they went for a walk, where Tamarand confessed he didn't want just a friend, but the ever oblivious Kioko thought he meant it the other way around, and made it clear that despite what he said, she'd be his friend. He feels the same about teelling Kioko outright that he loves her as she does--her ever cheerful and oblivious composure makes him unsure of her feelings for him.

http://foxcrazy.deviantart.com/

I have more info, I think, in the deions of their pictures thar. They are under 'the Pack' catagory.




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Honeybee

8:26pm Jun 2 2010

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Bump. And I'm about to start on yours, Foxizzle, once school ends-- tomorrow.



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Nouveau

9:31pm Jun 2 2010

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Ordering this, too.

Hopefully this will be easier than my story order, but you never know.  xD 

The subject will be Enlightment, my natural adult Ebilia.  He is a rather misunderstood character, often angry and isolated.  He is a natural and quick learner on the inside, though, and has a very philosophical side to him.  He loves the night and stars.

...So, yeah.  If you can work with that, it would be greatly appreciated.  ;o  Thanks!







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Honeybee

9:33pm Jun 2 2010

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Lola, I'll get on yours right away. Like. really. Right now. I'm in the perfect mood, know just how to start.



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Nouveau

8:11pm Jun 3 2010

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I just received it.  Lovely, as always.  <33   Do you have your price setin mind yet?






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Honeybee

1:30pm Jun 5 2010

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Bump. D: Trying to catch up with my work. >.<



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Kittz

3:06pm Jun 5 2010

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How much would it be if I commissioned 7 poems in an 300-500 words?



Honeybee

9:39pm Jun 9 2010

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Bump, you lazy bum.

Working on your poems, Kittz, as fast as possible with as much quality as possible.




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FoxCrazy

1:55pm Jun 13 2010

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Hey, I might have accidentally deleted the poem when I cleaned out my rmails, I'll let you know, do you have it saved by any chance?



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Honeybee

2:20pm Jun 13 2010

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:C I don't save my poems. I tmight be in my 'sent' box, but...



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Honeybee

6:48pm Jun 14 2010

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Bump :D



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Honeybee

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Bump :c



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