Fruitcake, male magenta zenirix ( the pups view on how he got his name )
This story is called "Puppy love".
Hello friend person!
My name is FruitCake.
You know that cake that's
so sweet and no one likes it?!
Well,that's what every human tells me.
*bark bark*
Sorry for the drool,that kinda
made me a bit hungry.
I like bones,I like steak,I like cake,
I like..umm what were we talking about?
Oh yeahh!!..FruitCake.
HEY,that's me too!
Oh wait..That's what we already talked about.
Hahah.
*blushes and wags tail*
What human?
How I got my name?
No,no,no..I'm NOT A fruitcake..umm
however you see that.
I got it..well..Maybe I'll tell you a story.
Come here,and make a lap.
What?..Oh..for ME.
Silly human.
*lays on DA warm lap of human legs,
and makes big sad eyes to trance it into love,
to stay for story*
You remember being born and being pup..uhh..
baby,human?
Well,I remember.
In my mama's tummy..I could hear mama and
dada talking to each- other,about this
season called Christmas,and winter.
They talked about all kinds of nice things.
Things I wanted to see!
I kicked and moved,trying to find a way out.
Then,I guess I kinda did.
*Squirms in your lap*
The air was so cold,and mama gave me a big lick.
I took some air in..and tried so hard with my
pudgy legs and fat belly to wobble around and
find my dada too.
I could see a tiny slit threw my eyes,but I could
not open them all the way.
You humans are lucky,we have to wait to see
with our big eyes.
*gives you bigger sad eyes*
dada was all excited,and mama too.
I tried to look around and i seen that i had 4
sisters and 3 brothers fallow me out.
*squiggles in you lap again..showing belly for belly rub*
This bigger animal with two legs was playing music,
and another one just like it,but it was a boy..was putting
shiny things on a tree.
They seem so happy.
Mama told all of us to stay put while she goes off
to get us a blanket,and dada whent off to get
the humans to come see us.
A big human mama came close to me and said alot
of mushy things to me.
Like "aww,what a cut sweetie pie love muffin"
Hahaha,she had the highest voice and she was
making kissy noises.
It was so cute to me,i wanted more.
So,I cried and cried,trying to squirm my way to her.
Then the BIG male human came by,
and picked me up.
He looked at me and smiled.
He said "my goodness,this one is pink."
"how did it get this way?"
It seems that when mama was dyed pink..it got
into her system and made me a pink pup.
*gets up and prances around you in circles*
After the humans looked at us,
I got all frisky,and decided to crawl around.
The big tree was so shiny..i had to go see it.
There was these big wrapped things that crinkle
when you touch them.
Squiggling my way around them,i found out
that one smelled really good.
I thought maybe it was the ribbon,but when i pulled
the string the whole thing unwrapped.
The smell made me drool,but i wasent as
hungry as i was thirsty.
I decided to just take one lick.
Just one.
*licks your face*
It was so sweet,and it was so good..i took a
tiny nibble,then another nibble.
Then..I felt dada picking me up by the skin of
my neck.
I wanted more of that sweet human cakes.
Oh yess,human sweet cake!
Mama and dada laughed so hard..they looked at me
and said..'i never thought in our wildest dreams
anyone could ever like that stuff.'
Then, mama said..'fruitcake is bad for puppies.'
'I know,we should name you fruitcake..you are
crazy to love it and it fits you perfectly.'
She gave me a big lick..and that's how i got my name.
Every Christmas,
My mama,my dada..would give me the gift they have
always givin me ever sence.
My FruitCake.