Okay, make me laugh, and you win 15,000 TU! But there's a catch; it has to be funnier then this: And so, I started to cry. My eyes started to pee.

Come on guys!

~Fullmoon

*runs skidding into conest thread* I am HERE!

Fullie: Uh....

Cheesepoofs: *tackles, gets up, bounces* Chocolate chocolate chocolate?

Fullie: *chucks chocolate at Cheesepoofs* here.

Cheesepoofs: Hyyyyyaaaaaaaaaa! *pounces on chocolate and eats frantically* Wheeeeee! *gets up, runs in hyperactive circles* NEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Fullie: *backs away* Um.....

 Cheesepoofs: Daaaaaahm (I'm XD) an airplane! NEEEEER! PEW PEW!

Fullie: I'm beginning to become worried.

Cheesepoofs: *tackles fullie*

Fullie: Oomphf!

Cheesepoofs: I'm a mile high pastrami on rye from the deli in the SKY! Wooo!

Fullie: *taps head* What the heck is pastrami?

Cheesepoofs: It's a whole meal game console for BISCUITS! *sprouts rockets from feet and flies away, making a hole in the ceiling*

Fullie: *wakes up* Gaaah! I had the weirdest dream.....*turns to see cheesepoofs going NEEER* AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-*cut scene* 

(this is the best I got right now!) 

Costumer: Waiter! how long will my pizza gonna be (asking time)

Waiter: about 10 inch

Costumer: o_o

I dunt know if it can be a video but uhh i laughed soo hard i cryed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROBWfQXCfaA LOLZ

shieldthe childrens eyes!

 Okay, here goes although its kind of a corny joke it cracks me up everytime :P

 Q: What do you call a cow with no legs ?

 A: Ground beef.

 Q: What do you call a cow with two legs ?

 A: Lean beef.

 Q: What do you call a cow with four legs ?

 A: Next in line ^^ * holds sides laughing*

type into google

lolcats

you'll love that website XD

Here, look at this:

http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/clips/digital-short-firelight/1173548/ 

Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible p*censored*ion for baked beans. He loved them, but they always had an embarr*censored*ing and somewhat lively reaction on him. One day he met a girl and fell in love. When it became apparent that they would marry, he thought to himself, she'll never go through with the marriage with me carrying on like this, so he made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans.

Shortly after that they were married. A few months later, on his birthday and on the way home from work, his car broke down.
Since they lived in the country, he called his wife and told her that he would be late because he had to walk home. On his way home, he p*censored*ed a small cafe and the wonderful aroma of baked beans overwhelmed him. Since he still had several miles to walk
He figured he could walk off any ill affects before he got home.
It was, after all, his birthday. So he went in and ordered, and before leaving had 3 extra large helpings of baked beans.

All the way home he putt-putted. By the time he arrived home he felt reasonably safe. His wife met him at the door and seemed somewhat excited. She exclaimed, "Darling, I have the most wonderful surprise for you for dinner tonight!" She put a blindfold on him, and led him to his chair at the head of the table and made him promise not to peak. At this point he was beginning to feel another one coming on. Just as his wife was
about to remove the blindfold, the telephone rang. She again made him promise not to peek until she returned, and away she went to answer the phone. While she was gone, he seized the opportunity. He shifted his weight to one leg and let go. It was not only loud, but ripe as a rotten egg. He had a hard time breathing, so he felt for his napkin and fanned the air about him. He had just started to feel better, when another urge came on. He raised his leg and RRIIPPP !!! It sounded like a diesel
engine revving, and smelled worse. To keep from gagging, he tried fanning his arms a while, hoping the smell would dissipate. He got another urge. This was a real blue ribbon winner, the windows shook, the dishes on the table rattled and a minute later the flowers on the table were dead.

With his blindfold still on, when he heard the phone farewells he neatly laid his napkin on his lap and folded his hands on top of it. Smiling contentedly, he was the picture of innocence when his wife walked in. Apologizing for taking so long, she asked if he had peeked at the dinner table. After *censored*uring her he had not peeked, she removed the blindfold and yelled, "SURPRISE!!!"

To his shock and horror, there were twelve dinner guests seated around the table for his surprise birthday party.

Oh, oh, oh, LOOKIT:

129065296991368608.jpg funniest website (and pic) EVER.

funny-pictures-cat-proofreads-a-column.jpg and this made me laugh hysterically, dunno why, but it's FUNNY.

I must be too

there was a rich young man who wanted to buy a land that can echo. A farmer selling land heard this and was very interested but his land could not echo. So he called his 3 sons and told the them his idea. He *censored*igned them places. The idea was to follow what he said.

"Jose, you got hide behind the tree."

"Carl, you go hide in the gr*censored*."

"Patrick, you hide behind the rock."

Once his sons were settled, he called for the rich man and told him to see his land.

So the rich man went to the farmer's land. The farmer then called "1"

and the 3 sons said "1", "1", "1"

then he said. "2"

2,2,2

then 3

3,3,3

The rich man was not satisfied. And so he tried.

"1+1"

then the children replied

"2,2,2"

getz?

my moon (the mooon in the sky) gave birth to 6743867486743988768967456785 moonlings

who gave birth to 685476895789768576857685775858 more moonlings who had 17 pairs of triplets

now how many moonlings are there?

the (in)correct answer is 857685765786856876576875768576857689457685787678576785675870 moonlings

soon an earthquake hit the moonlings!!!!

"i" they all cried

half fell down to earth where they can be seen in the museum of things who have fallen from the sky in unknown, unknown in the capital unknown

crazy right? 

BOOM. You laughed.

fullmoon! post something!

smakes u with tuthpik andf scrms kats cant breth fir!

then jumps uot window and lands on pufy clud of coton whcih takes to moputain wheere lets go and WELL YOU CAN GUESS WHERE THis tAKes ME......

grammer clas! buy moony full