I'll try Internet Explorer or Mozilla Animals since I.E., M. Firefox, and M. Thunderbird are all three... whatevers that help you get online. There's also Oprah, but I'd say that's too far.
"What's your name?"
"Bob, sir."
"Bob. I like Bob."
"It's a sacred name, sir."
"All right, your Sacred Bob."
Hai. Call meh Pengui or I'll steal your cookies >:3