I wasn't going to do this but I am feeling generous:
Insight into Euringer
Physical traits:
Scruffy Fur
Thin
Scar on left ear
Dyed mane (ususally red/pink)
Black eye (optional)
Personality traits:
Immature
Confrontational
Sarcastic
He thinks he's a rockstar and thinks you should too.
Basically, if Eurniger got hit, he proably deserved it.
Some research into Euringer's namesake may also provide helpful insights that will likley give you an advantage in this contest. Do a google search.
This has also been edited into the first post.