I'iza returns!
By:Titan7777
Euringer sits alone on his prison cell bunk contemplating his future. He had been arested for murder of his abusive wife I'iza Meuren. She had gotten drunk, which wasn't unusual since she did that every week, and pasted out on the kitchen floor. She then convulsed and fell upon a knife that killed her instantly.
The police thought that Euringer did it although he never would do such a thing. Euringer had put up with the fat, drug-addic for 15yrs. He didn't know what to do, the police wanted to give him a life sentence for his crime, but he didn't do it!
Euringer was going to sit there all night and feel sorry from himself when the window above his small bunk started to glow, now that wasn't unusual because the night watchman played poker under his cell every night. But this glow wasn't from a light bulb, it was.... other worldly.
Being from Reiflem Euringer knew of the reserection stories of the graveyard, but he NEVER believed that a flower could resurrect some one... until now.
Out of the darkness stepped I'iza, Euringers dead wife.
"Auuuu," screamed Euringer!
"Shut-up ijit," I'iza said with pursed lips.
"Honey it is really you," screamed Euringer. "I thought that you were dead!"
"I am you retard," "I just have to ask you something" said I'iza.
"Anything my dear," cried Euringer.
Obviousley Euringer was exstatic about I'iza's ressurection, but if there was one thing that he learned about I'iza was that she usually either wanted something from you, had something of yours, or she wanted to beat the tar out of your face.
"I got a proposition for ya," I'iza said.
"Ya see, I was sent to heaven," "What!!!!" Euringer screemed.
"Amazing ain't it," I'iza said scratching her head.
"God says that my job is to be chained to all of the men that break the rules there. They are supposed to be chained to me for 2yrs but the men I was chained to killed themselves, I know how can you kill yerself in heaven. So God told me that if I could go and get 20k from you that I could live forever in Heaven, chain-free!" I'iza stuttered.
Euringer was shocked I'iza came all the way down here for 20k! His mouth hung open for a long time.
"Well are you going to do it or not?" I'iza muttered.
"Sure, honey anything for you," Euringer says compassionatly.
"Yesss!!" I'iza shouted.
Istantly a beam of light shot down from heaven in front of I'iza.
"I told them suckers at the poker game that I could get some money from my husband!" I'iza laughed.
"Now I can get that beer I wanted," I'iza said with a smirk.
"Bye ijiot," and with that she was gone.
Euringer stood there with his mouth open for 2 hours and then collapsed on his cot.
The End
Hoped you liked it xeeroh!