(Abusing Euringer! And for a REGRESSION RAY? Now this sounds fun. I’ve decided to write a creatu deion for him. Hopefully you’ll find it amusing. If you find anything in it offensive, or perhaps you’d like to edit something, feel free to. After all, you’re the one handing out the wonderful prizes. Enjoy!)
ABUSING EURINGER ENTRY; Creatu Deion:
By Zoie
Simply an Iluvu? WRONG! Just add a tad bit of ego such as God of Rock Stars, Master of Sarcasm, Lord of the EuRings, a little rough edge, and there you have Euringer. So much more than your standard Iluvu, Euringer possesses the tough outlook that most Iluvus don’t typically have. Iluvu cries have been known to adorably resemble the praise “I love you”, but Euringer has distorted his into a blunt: ROCK ON! Frankly, not many people have dared to call this twisted Iluvu in the terms of “cute”.
Euringer has always insisted that he is a rock star. He’s even been quoted saying that he surpasses “Elvis Presley” and “Led Zeppelin”. Many disagree with this large dreamer, but unless you want to be brutally harassed, you should agree anyways. Euringer claims his genre of music is inspirational. Yeah right. If he means his music forcefully inspires you to like it, that is.
A habitually user of the Martial Art of Sarcasm, Euringer may dawn to some as…unpleasant. You may find yourself being insolently confronted by him, as Euringer has a very unruly attitude as well. It often comes as no surprise when somebody hits him out of antagonism; perhaps that is how he obtained his dire black eye. Or maybe it’s because he tripped and accidentally fell on a ketchup bottle cap.
Is he emo? Is he a girl? Euringer is truly one, abused, load of pixels. Yet some wonder if he's the beaten one, or does he do the beating? Either way, he's not the most charming guy. His toughness and arrogance rival with none other…and his sarcasm rivals with Kirsti’s.
He is Euringer.
He is THE Euringer.
And he is abused pixels.
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