Petzareawesome decoded it and got the right answer!
Here is the decoded message:
One day in the hottest hot day in the magical planet of the earth there was a cow who had cowpox (it was indeed very ironic). It was so magically cowpox’d, it sparkled and shined, unlike a silly little vampire that sparkles in the day, this cow sparkled in the moonlight of the very moony moon. This occurred around 2 pm under the shiny sun of this very hot day.
Now, for the instructions…
Ignore the above image.
Follow the following link:
www.lovecalculator.com
Write your name and the proboscis monkey’s name in.
To find his name, go to Raru’s profile and click the picture of the rip-off hello kitty.
Screenshot you love calculator results and rmail it to me.
Now... A bonus question!
Let's play a bit of Phoenix Wright here, find the contradiction in the message.
You will win a [CENSORED] if you get this one correct.
You don't guess the censored prize this time.
I will make another secret message soon! So stick around!