I SOLEMNLY SWEAR I AM UP TO NO GOOD!

Hola. Welcome to the NightmareDream-is-broke-but-feels-idiotic-and-generous-and-stuff. 

As you know, Pottermore is opening sometime in the future. And I'm hoping it's gonna be soon. So I'm going to hold a bit of a contest for the Harry Potter lovers out there, and for those who have joined/will join Pottermore. 

Whut The Heck, How Does This Contest Work?

Tis' quite simple. This contest is gonna last a l-o-n-g time. Like, three months, maybe longer. During the course of the contest, even when it hasn't come to its end and the final goodies have been given away, if you join you may find I randomly sprinkle you with TU, seasonal eggs, halloween candy, food, or maybe even chuck a cool pet at you. I'll give away one of the creatu below and replace it with a new one. 

^_^ The longer the contest lasts, the more pets and goodies will be put up to be given away. For now, I'm just putting out these pets (see below). 

PETS I'M GIVING AWAY:

Name: Improv

Name: Andalucia

Name: Peterkin

Name: Slapback

Name: Mushzoom

Name: Arnaude

TELL ME YOU'RE JOINING BEFORE DOING ANY OF THIS. O.O Por favor. 

Step 1: Look at the list. Step 2: Choose the things that apply to you. Step 3: Tally your tickets.

And then I give you a give you a ticket into the raffle for these pets. ^_^ That's all. 

You may start earning tickets. Go for it. <3

Wanna get some tickets? Here [to earn many of these you do NOT need to have joined Pottermore]:

HARRY POTTER FAN TICKET LIST:

+1 ticket if you're excited for Pottermore even remotely. 

+1 ticket if you obsess over Harry Potter even a little.

+1 ticket if you just... love Harry Potter.

+1 ticket if you know what I'm referencing when I say 394.

+1 ticket if you are suspicious of mistletoe now... because of Nargles. 

+1 ticket if you remember who said this quote: "If you made a better rat than a human, that's not much to boast about."

+1 ticket if you remember who said this quote: "You don't know what I'm capable of! You don't know what I've done!"

+1 ticket if you remember who said this quote: "Make way for the heir of Slytherin, seriously evil wizard coming through..."

+1 ticket if you remember who said this quote: "Twitchy little ferret, aren't you, Malfoy?"

+1 ticket if you remember who said this quote: "Don't call me a coward!"

+1 ticket if you remember who I'm referencing when I say this: "Have a little purkey, or some tooding, I mean - "

+1 ticket if you remember who said this quote: "I wouldn't go out with you if it was a choice between you and the giant squid."

+1 ticket if you remember who killed Remus Lupin.

+1 ticket if you remember who I'm talking about when I say Florean Fortescue.

+1 ticket if you know what happens to him. 

+1 ticket if you remember who Draco marries.

+1 ticket if you remember what shop Aberforth owned in Hogsmeade.

+1 ticket if you know Rita's dreadful secret...

+1 ticket if you remember what House Padma Patil was Sorted into.

+1 ticket if you remember the name of the girl who attempted to give Harry a bit of love potion.

+1 ticket if you remember who Ginny's first boyfriend was.

+1 ticket if you remember what subject Professor Vector teaches.

+1 ticket if you remember which years Harry got to hear the Sorting hat's song.

+1 ticket if you remember what potion is a clear, odorless liquid.

+1 ticket if you remember what Nearly-Headless Nick's real name is.

+1 ticket if you remember where you would look for a bezoar.

+1 ticket if you remember who named Pigwidgeon.

+1 ticket if you know what Mr. Weasley calls Mrs. Weasley in private. <3

+1 ticket if you remember what wand wood and wand core Draco had.

+2 tickets if you remember how many inches it was.

+1 ticket if you have given serious thought to as what pet you would get. Toad, cat, or owl?

+1 ticket if your patronus is a llama. You just know it. 

+1 ticket if you know who the head of the Hufflepuff House is.

+1 ticket if you remember what the first real present Harry received for his birthday was.

+1 ticket if you have given serious thought to as what your patronus would be.

+1 ticket if you've given serious thought to as what a boggart would turn into if you got near it.

+1 ticket if you can remember what Harry smelled in the amortentia in the Half Blood Prince.

+1 ticket if the mere mention of Umbridge drives you insane.

+1 ticket if you know what it means to "Pull a Weasley" 

+1 ticket if you remember what McGonagall told Peeves to do in the OoTP. 

+1 ticket if you remember what Kingsley's patronus was.

+1 ticket if you cry every time you get to the part where Snape dies.

+1 ticket if you went to the midnight showing of any one of the Harry Potter movies.

+1 ticket if you tried to.

+2 tickets if you got to see the midnight showing of the Deathly Hallows part 2

+1 ticket if you remember what animal Umbridge is described as looking similar to.

+1 ticket if you can fill in the blank. "NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU - - - " [please refrain from posting in the thread.] XD

+1 ticket if you remember the name of the chapter in which Harry falls from his broom due to dementors. 

+1 ticket if you remember what I'm referencing when I say, "He's just suffered a severe disappointment." 

+1 ticket if you know what I am referencing when I say "stitches" and "The Order of the Phoenix".

+1 ticket if you can list ten spells from the Harry Potter books from the top of your head.

+2 tickets if you can list fifteen.

+1 ticket if you remember what happened to Colin's brother before he got Sorted that made him strangely quite excited?

+1 ticket if you remember the name of Colin's brother.

+1 ticket if you consider yourself to be a Slytherclaw at heart, really.

+1 ticket if you know what House Tonks was Sorted into. Better check your answer, too. 

+5 tickets if you've got a Creatu that has a Harry Potter reference in its name.

+5 tickets if your username is a Harry Potter reference.

+5 tickets if you have five tickets. 

+10 tickets for reading down this far. 

+1 ticket if you cried when Fred died.

-3 tickets if you DIDN'T. Rawr.

+1 ticket if your copy of any one of the Harry Potter books has fallen apart and you've had to get a new one. 

+1 ticket if you can't believe how long this list is.

+1 ticket if you're participating in NaNoWriMo. [WAIT, WHY IS THAT THERE?!]

+3 tickets if you're writing a Harry Potter fanfic for it. XD

+3 tickets if you are currently/have written a Harry Potter fanfic.

+1 ticket if you consider yourself to be a Hufflepuff.

+1 ticket if you consider yourself to be a Ravenclaw.

+1 ticket if you consider yourself to be a Slytherin.

+1 ticket if you consider yourself to be a Gryffindor.

+1 ticket if your favorite character ISN'T a Gryffindor.

+1 ticket if your favorite character is a Hufflepuff.

+1 ticket if your favorite character is Snape. <3

+1 ticket if your favorite character IS a Gryffindor.

+1 ticket if you think the movies butchered Ginny's character. D;

+1 ticket if you still secretly ship Hermione and Harry...

+1 ticket if you are SO for HarryxGinny. 

+1 ticket if you think this contest is a bit on the stupid side...

+1 ticket if you're sick of waiting to get into Pottermore! RAWR!

+1 ticket if you think Hufflepuffs are awesome.

+1 ticket if you think Slytherins are EPIC.

+1 ticket if you think Gryffindors are SO overrated. XD

+1 ticket if you think the above statement is false, and Gryffindors are in fact EPIC.

+1 ticket if you think Ravenclaws are seriously kewl. 

+1 ticket if you can't see Hufflepuffs the same because of A Very Potter Musical. D; 

+1 ticket if you've read this far.

+1 ticket if you've got 5 tickets. O_O

+1 ticket if your Res username is four syllables. 

+1 ticket if you really hope they'd HURRY UP AND OPEN POTTERMORE.

+1 ticket if you wore a Harry Potter costume sometime in your life.

+1 ticket if your favorite Harry Potter book is The OoTP. 

+1 ticket if your favorite Harry Potter book is the Sorcerer's Stone. 

+1 ticket if your favorite Harry Potter book is The Chamber of Secrets. 

+1 ticket if your favorite Harry Potter book is one of the rest. XD 

+1 ticket if you CRIED when Dobby died. D= 

+1 ticket if you actually liked Colin... 

+1 ticket if you ship Neville and Hannah Abbot no matter WHUT the LunaxNeville shippers say. 

+1 ticket if you think Luna and Rolf is the way to go. 

+1 ticket if you say LunaxNeville all the way! @_@

+1 ticket if you really, really, really don't care. ^

+1 ticket if you've made it this far down the list.

+3 points if you think Mare is being idiotic and generous at the same time.

POTTERMORE TICKET LIST:

+1 ticket if you get into Pottermore within the first week.

-1 TICKET IF YOU LUCKY DARN PERSON WERE A BETA. #_#... fine, take a ticket. -shoves in face-

+1 ticket if you took the shiny black box with the mark of Merlin and stuff.

+1 ticket if Rowling talked to you in her video before you got Sorted.

+1 ticket if you think the art in Pottermore is amazing.

+1 ticket if you chose the unassuming pewter box that "opens for the worthy". 

+1 ticket if you chose the goblet that had the liquid that threw sunspots or whatever. 

+1 ticket if you wanted people to hear more stories about your achievements after you died.

+1 ticket if you think the Sorting quiz was SCARY. @_@

+1 ticket if you thought the Sorting quiz was AWESOME. =] 

+1 ticket if you really think the Sorting hat kinda' failed... 

+1 ticket if you really don't care. ^

+1 ticket if you chose the goblet that had the liquid that smelled of chocolate and plumbs. 

+1 ticket if you saw the toadstools that appeared to be talking before anything else. 

+1 ticket if you chose Dawn.

+1 ticket if you chose Dusk.

+1 ticket if you smelled Home.

+1 ticket if you wanted to be remembered as Great.

+1 ticket if you want to be praised. 

+1 ticket if you have a hard time dealing with loneliness.

+1 ticket if you don't want to be known as ignorant. 

+1 ticket if you chose Right over Left.

+1 ticket if you most look forward to taking Transfiguration.

+1 ticket if you most look forward to learning every bit of magic you can.

+1 ticket if you get into the House you wanted to/thought you'd get into. 

+1 ticket if you get into Gryffindor.

+1 ticket if you get into Slytherin

+2 tickets if you get into Hufflepuff. Two because everyone seems to hate Hufflepuff. D=

+1 ticket if you get into Ravenclaw. 

+1 ticket if you happened to get a Holly wand. XD 

+1 ticket if you end up liking the House you didn't want to be put into. 

+1 ticket and Mare's sympathy if you really can't relate to the House you got put into.

+1 ticket if you chose Moon over Stars.

+1 ticket if you chose Left over Right.

+1 ticket if you had the Black/White question. ^^