Free Resmas Raffle/Giveaway


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Frank

7:41pm Dec 9 2012

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Can we have more than 1 ticket by giving more jokes?
HereLiesTheHero

7:46pm Dec 9 2012

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Why is the math book always upset?


... because he has a lot of problems!
/shot
Bucky

9:18pm Dec 9 2012

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nope frank :c
lol and everyone's jokes were all amazing. /pickles :D



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LunarStorm

9:37am Dec 10 2012 (last edited on 9:41am Dec 10 2012)

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Can I have a ticket please?

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Gasp

10:11am Dec 10 2012

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LOL, get's me everytime. Real life advertisements xD
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souten

3:28pm Dec 10 2012

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XD
neomaemae

4:32pm Dec 10 2012

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Image

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Ok that's creepy nvm


Okie thankies!


psalm 103:12 |-/
Halloween

9:41pm Dec 11 2012

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Joke: Two white crackers walk into a bar.
And one was a-salted.


In 38 colors, and a thousand black
Gondras later... I rise over my
Army as the Gondra Queen!

https://i.postimg.cc/ZR3WWdHn/Chunky-Omni-Halloween.png
Owly

4:45am Dec 12 2012

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k.
This is from tumblr lol :v
Sasafras

8:56am Dec 12 2012

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may I join, heres my joke :)

What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?
Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!
taila

6:46pm Dec 12 2012

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Why does a chicken lay eggs?
Because she can't drop them or they'd break.



//shot

That was just terrible. :P


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piggie668

8:54pm Dec 12 2012

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Two scientists walked into a bar. The bartender smiled at them and asked, "Can I get you boys something to drink?" The first scientist wasn't in the mood for anything strong, and he said, "I'll just have a glass of H2O." The bartender looked at the other scientist. "And you?" The man thought for a minute, then said, "I'll have some H2O, too." Their drinks came quickly. The first scientist took a long sip of his water, and sighed contendly. The second scientist took a long sip of is hydrogen peroxide, H2O2, and died.

Sorry if that wasn't that funny xD
Redrock

7:48am Dec 16 2012

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Abbott!
Abbott who?
Abbott time you answered the door!
voyboy

5:27pm Dec 16 2012

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I laughed so hard after i saw this 



We were born terminal
Frayz

7:01pm Dec 16 2012

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Knock Knock

Who's there?

Little boy blue

little boy blue who?

Micheal Jackson

(no offense to anyone who likes him, just thought it was funny)



rn
maclew13

9:02pm Dec 16 2012

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voyboy what game is that from?
Avarei

10:36pm Dec 16 2012

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Whats black and white and red all over?
A zebra with sun-burn!
i would like to enter please :)
RelicDreamer

8:17pm Dec 17 2012 (last edited on 8:17pm Dec 17 2012)

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For the pets that are up-for-grabs, do we just ask for it, or do you raffle it off?


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Bucky

9:05pm Dec 17 2012

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I will assign you numbers.
Winning numbers will be picked randomly on Christmas Day 
-pokes first post - 
<3



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Midna

6:26pm Dec 18 2012

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I'll give this a try.
My brother has very long hair, longer than mine (and mine is pretty long o.o').
So my brother's friend has a habit of plaiting his hair. He came home with many braids, and he said "When you put together, I guess you could them a Brady Bunch.
...Oh god that was bad. Anyway. Merry Resmas~♥
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