Don't have anything like that buuuuut~
I have some MLIA quotes. It's the new FML, only funnier.
Today while I was at work at a kids birthday party place, I was showing the little kids the safety video before letting them play on the inflatables. It was at the part when they explain the rules for the jousting inflatable. All the kids were saying things like "woa" and "awesome" except for one little kid in the back who shouted "THIS IS SPARTA." He got a high five from me. MLIA
Today, we were drawing food chains in biology cl*censored*. I drew gr*censored*, then an arrow pointing to a unicorn, then another one to Voldemort. Genius? Yes. MLIA.
Today I was filling out a Boy Scout medical form. Under "Medically Treated Conditions" was "Menstral Cramps (woman only)." I am now wondering how many woman have signed up for Boy Scouts to make that mandatory, AND how many men have checked that box for it to be labeled as "woman only." MLIA.
Hope you feel better. ;3