bump hehe.. bump hehe... bump hehehehe... bump stop bumpin already your driving my tunna into a stream!!! ok sorry sheeesh... bump hehehe... bump hehehe... bump well can u just nock it off!! sorry i mean its funny when u act off like that i mean tunna in a stream when did u come up with that 

so yah there it was came up with it on the spot 

You can tune a guitar, but you can't.....

tuna...

fish!

Haha!

I know, very corny, not funny. But hey, I tried.

I rmailed a joke but you have to guess first before you get the answer ^U^

-slaps you-

I didn't slap you! I high-fived you face! >:(

Not funny?

Everytime someone says 'Twilight Rocks' a kitten DIES. Please....think of the kittens.  

So I got this text message the other day, and it says,

"DO NOT STARE! STARING LEADS TO BAD THINGS...REALLLY BAD THINGS! (If you have a sick mind, you should know what my friend meant...)

"Send this to 10 people or the local Child Harraser will come and keel you!"

Lol. xD

how did the gum cross the road ?????

it was stuck to the chickens foot

Meez and Kya have sick minds...LOL

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It's Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right at center ice. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there. "No" says the neighbor. "The seat is empty." "This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Stanley Cup and not use it?" The neighbor says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she p*censored*ed away. This is the first Stanley Cup we haven't been to together since we got married." "Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. That's terrible... But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?" The man shakes his head. "No,” he says. “They're all at the funeral."

or...

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

funny? did you laugh?

Good jokes everyone^^

well....what about this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFldBVWFgWo

you WILL laugh!

I laughed Gothic! xD

Here's one:

Don't put that there... REALLY! the wrong place... NO! Come on... Please? MOVE IT! Super please? I'm crying here!

Get the bottle cap out of my ear!

Okay... Not very funny, i know... Just made it right on the spot... xP

Im going to enter.c:

This dude had dead dog, and he went to the vet to see whatwrong, because he didn't think the dog was dead. The vet told him his dog was dead, and the owner rejected. The vet went to the next room, and brought out a cat and put the cat next to the dead dog. The cat sniffed the dog, and  mewed. "The cat says your dog is dead." The vet said. Again, the man rejected. The vet brought out a chocolate lab, who barked after sniffing the dead dog. "The dog says your dog is dead." The vet said. This time the man agreed and asked, "How much do I owe you?" The vet said "650 dollars." The man was outraged, and asked why he owed him 650 dollars. "Its 50 dollars for the diagnosis"The vet said."Then an extra 600 dollars for the Cat Scan and Lab Test."