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Anubis	4:19pm Dec 30 2015
Normal User Posts: 555	Updated. :)
minimoll1234	5:10pm Dec 30 2015
Normal User Posts: 62	"oh you've redecorated, dont like it" - The Doctor, Day of the Doctor $\'Create$
Kelpie	5:57pm Dec 30 2015
Normal User Posts: 571	Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7, 8, 9.
Kelpie	5:58pm Dec 30 2015
Normal User Posts: 571	how do u enter more than once? %=( I'm confuzzled.
Anubis	5:58pm Dec 30 2015
Normal User Posts: 555	Makana, you dont. You can only enter once. :)
Kelpie	6:01pm Dec 30 2015
Normal User Posts: 571	? other people have more than one entry tho, like the first post has 3 entarys...
Anubis	6:17pm Dec 30 2015
Normal User Posts: 555	Makana, they did until I made the contest free to enter. I returned their tu and gave everyone one entry. :)
Oz	7:13pm Dec 30 2015
Writer Posts: 536	Entering just because I wanted to try to make you laugh. The oldest still relevant joke in history: A barber asked his customer how he'd like his hair cut. The man replied 'in silence' Not brilliant, but still one of the oldest jokes in history. Thus. To make up for that, one original poem for you. :P One day a man was walking Along a cobbled street He'd laugh and try to talk To everyone he'd meet Alas, his words were backwards As he walked his lonely mile But though the silence wasn't golden He stilll did it with a smile.
Snow	9:00pm Dec 30 2015
Normal User Posts: 789	Here's a really old joke but maybe it'll make you smile Dx What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down? It gets toad away I'd love to be entered in the raffle, please :> -
Dustfeather	10:17pm Dec 30 2015
Normal User Posts: 4,093	oh dear ok a funny thing i went to the dog park with my friend and while her dog ran around we were watching all the others play and do their thing a little dog, some sorta italian greyhound looking thing, came in and immediately decided it needed to poop but all the other dogs decided it was play time instead so they ran over to this poor dog that was squatting in this awkward pooping position and they kept trying to play with it. they were knocking it over and running all around it and sniffing its face and this poor dog was just trying to hobble away in squatting position bc it just wanted to poop. it was trying so hard to get away as quickly as it good but it couldnt go very fast bc it was poOPING i almost cried from laughter i'd love to enter v Dustfeather -> Sparrow -> Universe
Darkcrown	10:20pm Dec 30 2015 (last edited on 6:44am Dec 31 2015)
Normal User Posts: 26	My ex-wife still misses me... BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN' BETTER Yes. I just Grunkle Stan-ed you all. GF FTW!!! ㄟ(￣▽￣ㄟ)
SquirrelLord	12:19am Dec 31 2015
Normal User Posts: 733	Some of the weird, funny things that stand out to me :P Hope you enjoy! "Anyone know where Finnick is?" "Odair he is!" "I ran into my ex today... AT 45 MPH!" "My love for you is like diarrhea... it never stops coming." Thanks xD
Tea	5:39am Dec 31 2015
Moderator Posts: 584	I'd like to enter please ^-^ What time is it when you go to the dentist? - Tooth-hurtie
Merlin77	7:35am Dec 31 2015
Normal User Posts: 236	Please add me.. I tried thinking about galtas and cyids and all I could come up with was Why did the Cyid spit out the clown? (Because he tasted funny!)
Anubis	1:26pm Dec 31 2015
Normal User Posts: 555	Updated. :)
Blessing	1:31pm Dec 31 2015
Normal User Posts: 389	What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!!!!! Hahahahaha!!....... No one, really??
Kelpie	1:34pm Dec 31 2015
Normal User Posts: 571	i thought that was the funniest jojo XD
omnoms	5:51pm Dec 31 2015
Normal User Posts: 1,937	what an.. omnious forest. ... ... ... okay that was bad i'm sorry. I:
Toast	7:07pm Dec 31 2015
Normal User Posts: 237	A butler runs up to the prince. "Sir Leon! Sir Leon!" the butler tries to catch his breath. "Sirleon where!?" the prince looks down at the castle moat. "No, Sir Leon. I meant you." the butler says. "You need to scold yer pet poodle!" "Skaldyr where!?" the prince looks down at the moat again. "Why do we live in Atquati...," the butler sighs. "Who's acquit?" ~
Mars	8:16pm Dec 31 2015
Normal User Posts: 969	♫♪♫♪♫♪♫

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