Subscribing just in case I feel like some extra entertainment... xD

Oh, and is there a deadline for this?

Shadowfax was born out of a magic wombat that wears a fez, in her chhildhood she came across a rock who offerd her 3 wishes, so she wished for a turtle, a waterbottle and world peace..so the rock game her a rabid squirrel. after being bit by the squirrel shadow sufferd sever dammage to her spinal cord and had to turn into a magical unicorn-pegasus hybrid to walk around. because she was so different shadow had to fit in by wearing xxxxxxxxxxxl clothing to cover her wings(they were very large) and fadora to cover her unicorn horn. after many years of confusion in school she graduated and went to pegaolopilolyg university. there she doscoverd how rainbows are the actual sorce of all life on earth and if a rainbow explodes the sky will rain badgers. when shadow tryed to buy a house in downtown switzerland the realitors all ran away because the rabies virus remained dormant insode her body and she was spewing purple apples everywere. finaly she enroled into a institute for disabled people, but because she was just a pegaunicornman she could not join. shadows life had been downhill eversince she met that evil magical rock so one day she went back to australia and stabed the rock with a sack of potatoes and the rock imploded causeing all the people on earth to turn into a pegaunicorman and she finally fit in ^-^ the end

by sapphierwolf :3