Now, you must be thinking. "OH LAWDY. IT HAS BEEN AGES SINCE LATONT HAS MADE N ART CONTEST." as you scroll through the forums to find a thread to troll POST A HEALTHY RESPONSE TO CONTRIBUTE TO THE CONVERSATION AT HAND.
And to that, I respond YES! YES IT HAS BEEN A WHILE! Too long. No doubt some young woman's cycle has been put off because of this strange absence of my frequent art contests. FEAR NOT, YOUNG WOMAN! I HAVE COME TO REGULATE YOU!
YES! It's that time for you, the artist, to draw me, the failbot, a picture of my small pixel human and turn it into a not small pixel human but into a masterpiece that causes the eyes of blind children in Biafra to bleed from the PURE UNBOUNDED WIN!
Here is the notoriously small image that you will have to work with:
http://www.tektek.org/avatar/45147359
^ That is the link to where you can mess around with layering and hide item so you can see just what the Sam's Toe Jam she's wearing.
And here's the image BLOW'D UP!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Moving on.
So what's the twist you ask?
YOU MUST DRAW THE POKEMON LUGIA WITH HER.
Not the normal sized Lugia that could easily sit its tail on her head and CRUSH HER FRAIL BODY WITH EASE. Thanks to the INGENIOUS BRAIN THOUGHTINGS OF RIBUNNY123, you will have to draw Lugia as a small bird. (: About the size of a Mirabilis.
MIRABILIS SIZE REFERENCE
What in the name of melted cheese on broccoli is a Lugia, you ask?
GET OUT.
No just kidding.
THIS MAJESTIC BEING OF WIN!
Google it for more pictures KTHNX.
BUT HOLD IT!
That's not the twist.
LOL. You didn't think you'd get off that easily, did you?
OF COURSE NOT, YOU DAFT CLOCKWORK!
Snarkie, my black Aerix, needs some art to correspond with his ANNOYINGLY HAUGHTY PROFILE.
http://www.rescreatu.com/petpages/?id=2054912
Well it's kinda plain now.
ANYWAYS.
Snarkie is an Aerix dressed in fine jewelry. Necklaces, rings, bangles, belts and carries with him a cane and wears a monocle. His colours are the same as any normal black Aerix so DON'T TRY AND SPRUCE HIM UP WITH PURPLES AND PINKS YOU FREAKS. (just kidding I love you all. ; o; ) The accessories are YOUR chance to show me how creative you can get.
YOU MUST DRAW THE MONOCLE IN HIS EYE AND THE CANE IN HIS CLAW. YOU MUST. YOU MUST. YOU MUST.
Failure to do so will result in an automatic DISQUALIFICATION and your art will be drawn on with PAINT tools and then later discarded after the novelty of my horrific acts has worn off.
But of course you can re-enter if you want. lolz. :B
THAT'S NOT THE TWIST OMG STOP BEING IMPATIENT.
THIS IS THE TWIST:
You have three choices.
1: Draw my character lady friend and proceed to grow jealous of her awesomeness because you want a tiny Lugia perched on your shoulder telling you to do naughty things in the shop of glass.
2: Draw Snarkie and his neverending fountain of PREJUDISTIC JERKINESS.
3: Draw them BOTH and get a SECRET BONUS PRIZE.
This bonuus prize will NOT be the same for everyone and WILL be worth the extra artwork put into drawing both characters.
CONTEST END DATE:
November 30, 2011
Get drawin'. :U
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