The Haiku Game!


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Setzer

2:57pm Nov 6 2016 (last edited on 8:32pm Nov 24 2016)

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Welcome to The Haiku Game! 

The game is simple: write a haiku describing your favourite (or least favourite) movie, show, book or video game WITHOUT using the ti
tle or character names. You can do more than one, or all four at once if you want, and you can guess and submit only once a day. 

You get one point per haiku, but if you guess wrong, you lose them instead, and the lost points go to the user whose haiku stumped you. The round is complete when someone reaches 10 points, and there are 10 rounds.

Why are there points, you ask? Well, this is because this game has a prize! The grand prize is... 


An Aerix Creatu Egg! 
(which you can find tle="" target="">here, if you're paranoid about a game you're paying nothing to play xD)

Keep in mind that this game is free to play, which is why the prize isn't something like a full nest. I can't afford it, heh ^^' 

Now for the rules!

1. Keep your haiku res-appropriate, please ~
2. Only one guess post per user, per day, and no retries! 
3. Don't worry, there won't be negative points 
4. Rmail your haikus and their answers to me, do not post them please, I will have a post for them!
5. You can only guess one user's haiku(s) at once. Choose wisely, as if you attempt to guess multiple haikus and get one wrong, you lose however many points the haikus would have added up to had you gotten them all correct. (Guess for four but get one wrong, you lose four points, but guess only one and get it wrong and you lose one point.) *There may be some exceptions to this rule, depending on the context.*
7. Only guess from the available haikus.
6. If you want to write more than one haiku, you may, though you must only write one per category. (film, show, book or video game)
8. More than one user can guess for the same haiku, but whoever gets it right first wins/loses the point. 
9. A haiku is written in the format: first line five syllables, second line seven syllables and third line five again. 
10. I will have a list of the correct answers, and will not participate myself.
11. Rmail me if you have any questions! Only post guesses on the thread please~ 
12. I reserve the right to add rules at any time, should they be needed. 
13. In your first post, add the words "cereal cat" in purple to let me know you've read the rules! I will not accept guesses or entries that do not have this confirmation!!!
14. You may only submit more haikus once all of yours have been guessed correctly, and only once a day. If you write four at once, you have to wait until they're all answered, but if you choose to write only two, three or one you can write more the next day. 

I apologize if the following sounds harsh, but I'm getting very tired of broken rules. I am hosting this game for free, and the least contestants can do is read and abide by them. I've had nearly ten incidents over rmail and on the forum of rules being ignored, and it's getting ridiculous.

*note, breaking the haiku format by accident when submitting will not get you punished, as I don't mind helping you sort it out*

If you do not obey the rules and guidelines, you will be blacklisted. Three broken rules consecutively will result in you having your points revoked and your inability to participate for the rest of the game. If you disobey rules 1, 5, 6 or 14 more than once, you will lose all of your points for the round.

Blacklist:

(I sincerely hope I won't have to fill this out)





Setzer

5:08pm Nov 6 2016 (last edited on 10:28am Nov 24 2016)

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Safe Haikus:

Movie:
Owl movie fail
Nothing like the books at all
What the heck is this

Show:
Yellow robot leads
I really like the orange one
Megs replaced with dog

Book:
Several chosen ones
Must go and meet a badger
To decide their fate

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Available Haikus:

Luciel -

Book:
Movie messed it up
Eat the brains of the sexist
Shipped it all along

 Game:
I eat my own crew
You know what, I'll eat you too
Fite me 1v1

Lake -

Movie:
Their screams of terror
How did it just eat a dude?!
Oh... nevermind. Psych.

Show:
Bonds can't be broken
Stop lying to each other.
Please just be happy.

Book:
Please listen to him
He is psychic, pretty much. 
Fifth is always right.

Makana100 - 

Book: 
A Firebringer
Chosen to win a battle
Unicorns, Dragons.

TesuriXD - 

Show:
Hippy doctor and
A number name, a leader
A blue man there too

Startla -

Movie:
A man out for blood
Cars are dangerously fast
Together again

Albion -

Movie:
Sought honour is  lost,
Winning smile charms loves heart
Nobility gained

Flygon -

Movie:
She soars on the breeze
Respects creatures of decay
Can she save the day?

Book: 
The Wolf helps the Fox
Once at Lakes, be the Otter
Peregrine Falcon

Wanderland - 

Movie:
He is so funny
It is hard to pronounce it
Grandma killed the scene

Show:
He is so clever
Solving problems all day long
Hope she chooses him

Bucky - 

Movie:
White people kill brown
Befriend all the animals
Brown girl follows whites

Show:
Exploit empathy
Inappropriate hunger
Stop smelling people

Book:
Magical creatures
Smart white male protagonist
Saving magic world

Game:
Oh look magic stones
Your followers disapprove
Evil mages suck

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Answered Haikus:

Altair -

Movie: (Transformers)
Ruined childhood
Crude jokes, explosions and cars
Please stop hiring Bay

Movie:  (Interstellar)
Corn is master race
Launch the father into space
His daughter was right

Show: (Voltron: Legendary Defender)
Robot cats in space
Power Rangers copied it
Please let Space Dad rest

Show: (Steven Universe)
Haven't watched it yet
There are living rocks I guess?
Reincarnation?

Book: (Warriors - first series)
Orange chosen one
Theocratic murder cats
Everybody dies

Book: (The Tiger Rising)
Mediocre life
Boy befriends a caged tiger
The ending is sad

Game: (Assassin's Creed)
Hooded murderer
Fighting for the Holy Land
Climbing ALL THE THINGS

 Game: (Uncharted: Drake's Fortune)
Climbing lots of things
No, it's not Assassin's Creed
El Dorado sucks

Game: (OFF)
Man with baseball bat
Goes to kill some spooky ghosts
Also there's a cat

Luciel -

Movie: (Silence of the Lambs)
Help from cannibal
Cosplay using some real skin
I ate his liver

Show: (Orphan Black)
You look just like me
So does this girl who just died
Far too many clones

Makana100 - 

Show: (My Little Pony FiM)
Magic, friendship, love
Fat little talking horses
Drama and violence

Movie: (Spirit: Stallion of the Cimmaron)
Running free and wild
Taken from your great big home
Broken spirit, free

Wanderland - 

Movie: (Brave)
Girl from the green woods
Shooting arrows to freedom
Will she alter fate?

Game: (slither.io)
Eat small bits to grow
Beware of your larger foes
No one is your bro

Game: (Until Dawn)
Super creepy game
Sometimes everyone will die
Cannibalism

Lake -

 Game: (Journey)
An unspoken tale
A traveler finds their way
Beauty beyond words

Flygon - 

Show: (Rick and Morty)
Gotta get Schwifty
Cronemberged up the whole place
Don't Think about it

ErinHunter -

Book: (Green Eggs and Ham)
In this made-up tale
The food is oddly colored
The color of leaves

TesuriXD -

Game: (Manuel Samuel)
Death kickflips, blinking
and breathing, doing the splits
Fix your spine please, sir


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Points:
Luciel - 4
Wanderland - 8
winkiegirl48 - 0
WhiteFox - 1
Makana100 - 0
Flygon - 2
Startla - 0
ErinHunter - 1
Bucky - 1





Wanderland

7:40am Nov 7 2016

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Movie:
Help from cannibal
Cosplay using some real skin
I ate his liver

Its Silence of The Lambs right? I love that movie, it's a classic!



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Setzer

7:43am Nov 7 2016

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That's right! A second point for you owo




Setzer

7:53am Nov 7 2016 (last edited on 7:57am Nov 7 2016)

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Note: 

Please from now on post your guesses here along with the rules confirmation! Sorry for the mixup, I should have clarified ^^' 

Also, it may get to a point in which I need to close entries and have only guesses open, and I might have to create a Google doc that I will link for the haikus so they don't reach the post limit xD

Last point: if we run out of haikus, or the points are at a standstill, I might add in some of my own. These would be "safe" haikus, as you wouldn't lose points for incorrect guesses. There would however be a limit of only one haiku guess per user out of the four, to spread the points evenly so it's not all one person who gets them right away. These guess chances would not reset the next day, and would count towards your daily tries. (ie. you choose to guess one of mine and that's your only guess for the day, and no matter whether you get it right or wrong, you cannot guess again from the current "safe" batch)




TesuriXD

10:07am Nov 7 2016 (last edited on 10:12am Nov 7 2016)

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Wanderland's movie haiku is Hunger Games! :3c

cereal cat



Setzer

10:21am Nov 7 2016 (last edited on 10:22am Nov 7 2016)

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I'm sorry TesuriXD, ;n; that's incorrect. You are welcome to submit up to three haikus still, but you may not guess again until tomorrow

One more point for Wanderland; you and Luciel are now tied!




winkiegirl48

11:43am Nov 7 2016 (last edited on 11:46am Nov 7 2016)

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Makana's show is My Little Pony, right?
Setzer

11:47am Nov 7 2016

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Yep, that's correct! Though next time I'd appreciate it if you confirm you read the rules ;w; the confirmation instruction is in the rules~




Luciel

2:08pm Nov 7 2016

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My guesses for Altair's haikus were:
Show- Voltron
Book- Warriors
Game- Assassin's Creed

And guesses for Wanderland's:
Movie- Brave
Game- Agario (Or a clone of Agario/Fishy/Tasty Planet... they're all basically the same)


Antiarctic

3:22pm Nov 7 2016 (last edited on 3:28pm Nov 7 2016)

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"cereal cat"
I'm no longer sure if I should have posted my answer here so I'll just rmail it.



Flygon

3:49pm Nov 7 2016

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Cereal cat

Luciel's show is:
You look just like me
So does this girl who just died
Far too many clones
Orphan Black!

Makana100's film is:
Running free and wild
Taken from your great big home
Broken spirit, free
Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron?

(First go, so I is gon Risk it for a biscuit)





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Setzer

4:50pm Nov 7 2016

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I'm sorry if it wasn't clear, but you can only guess one user's haiku(s) per day ;w; tell me which guess you would like to keep, and if you wanna use the other one tomorrow that's fine <3 I apologize for being confusing ^^;

And Anti, yes, guesses go here, haikus go in rmail. c:




Setzer

4:54pm Nov 7 2016

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@Luciel 

Oh, so close! ;n; you got the movie right, but the game was slither.io. Because the .io games are all very similar though, I won't take the both points off x3 your points will stay the same this time




Setzer

5:38pm Nov 7 2016 (last edited on 5:39pm Nov 7 2016)

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Clarification time!

OKAY. Here is exactly the procedure you need to follow. I thought the rules were clear, but it seems there's been some confusion. I'm sorry if it was difficult to understand. ^^;

Rmail your haikus to me.

In order for your haikus to be submitted, you must include the clarification phrase and answers in your rmail, or they will from now on be ignored. You may only have up to four at once submitted (one per category) and can only submit more once all of yours have been guessed correctly. Your submissions are restricted to once a day; if you write two one day you can write one or two the next day and so on until you have a total of four. If you write four at once you must remember to write only one per category (yes I'm saying this twice). The categories are: Movie, Show, Book and Video Game.

Remember, the format of a proper haiku is:

5 syllables
7 syllables
5 syllables

If you aren't sure about the syllables, you can rmail me for help~

Post your guesses here.

In order for your guesses to be submitted you must include the clarification phrase in your post, or it will be ignored. The clarification phrase lets me know you've read the rules before participating. You also need to consider that you can only guess from one user's haikus per day. You don't have to guess all of them, but you can't guess one from one user and one from another. If you get one of your guesses wrong and guess more than one haiku (if the user has submitted more than one), you lose the amount of points all of them would have added up to. (guess for three but get one wrong, you lose three points instead) If you only guess one and get it wrong, you lose one point.

Hopefully this clears things up! If you have any questions just rmail me c:




WhiteFox

6:41pm Nov 7 2016

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Cereal cat

An unspoken tale

A traveler finds their way
Beauty beyond words

Is this Journey?



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Setzer

7:06pm Nov 7 2016

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Yes, you are correct! :D




Bulbasaur

7:29pm Nov 7 2016

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Cereal cat

Makana100 is spirit stallion of the cimerron



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Setzer

7:56pm Nov 7 2016 (last edited on 7:59pm Nov 7 2016)

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Safe Haikus!!

These haikus are written by me, and are deemed "safe" because you will not lose a point from guessing incorrectly. There are, however, some guidelines:

Only one guess per user, permanently. These guesses don't have resets like regular guesses because these don't give a point penalty if you get them wrong, so you can only guess from a single batch once. This is to keep them from being snatched up by someone immediately. These haikus will always be in blue.

*note: they do count towards your daily guesses. if you have not guessed today you may guess one of them, but if you have already guessed you must wait until tomorrow.*

That being said, here are the current "Safe" Haikus!

Movie:
Corn is master race
Launch the father into space
His daughter was right

Show:
Haven't watched it yet
There are living rocks I guess?
Reincarnation?

Book:
Mediocre life
Boy befriends a caged tiger
The ending is sad

Video Game:
Climbing lots of things
No, it's not Assassin's Creed
El Dorado sucks





Kelpie

8:18pm Nov 7 2016 (last edited on 8:21pm Nov 7 2016)

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is the book the tiger rising?
(I read a lot of books, lol)



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