Why shoulden't I eat you??


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Flareboy123

8:58pm Nov 25 2009 (last edited on 9:06pm Dec 13 2009)

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fullmoon

8:42pm Nov 28 2009

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Because this is all a dream. You arent really going to eat me, instead, you are going to eat your pillow. And if yopu don't have a pillow, you'll eat your wife. What you say? You don't have a wife? Tsk tsk, Your probably lonely! Why don't you come in for a cup of tea? Anyway, as I was saying, this is all in your mind, and I dont exist. You say that I am real? Well then, lets prove it. *Pig hits Flare on the head* *Flare gets nocked out* *Turkey sheds suit and all of a sudden reaveals hes a wolf!* Mmmmm...... Thanks giving dinner!



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5:19pm Nov 29 2009 (last edited on 8:41pm Dec 6 2009)

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"Hello, Flare," I smile at you and adjust my glossy pink ribbon, trying to make myself look as cute as possible, "I'm here to tell why I shouldn't be eaten for Thanksgiving dinner."
 
You raise your eyebrow skeptically, "Yes, that's what most of the pigs and turkeys on this thread came to say.  Please continue."
 
Beaming a little more, I leap off the comfy fushia cushion I was resting on and land on the soft carpeting with skill.  I pause dramatically for a moment, contemplating the best way to pose, and quickly strike one, not letting my smile falter.  As if I was taking too long, you cough and wave a hand to tell me to hurry on with the show.  Without another word, I cleared my throat and swiftly turned on the small microphone attacked to one end of my ribbon.
 
"Testing, testing," I mutter into it softly, and the echo of my voice from the speakers surrounding every end of the thread confirms its condition, "Seems good."
 
Sighing, you peer behind your chair and note the growing line of participants.  A slightly feeling of nervousness creeps into my mind that I may fail and perhaps lose the only chance I have to tell the world why pigs such as I shouldn't be eaten.  With one hoof, I delicately turn the volume on the microphone up to HIGH.   The spotlight brightens with one swift flick of my hoof, and the show begins.
 
"People may say eating turkeys and pigs is traditional, and that it should be done every Thanksgiving just for the sake of doing so," I begin my speech, keeping careful attention to my voice so it didn't go too high, low, or sound funny, "Well, do you know what I say to that?"
 
On cue, you pipe up, "What?"
 
"WELL, I BELIEVE IT'S HORRID!" Huffing, I slam one hoof onto the pedestal in front of me, hoping it would crack for a desired effect, "Oh darn, it didn't crack...  Oops, I mean, do you know how terrible it is?  Just for celebrating, we get eaten.  Numbers of us die just for ONE holiday!  Do you really believe that's right?"
 
Quiet murmurs of agreement flitter through the room.  I grin, obviously liking the response, and swiftly switch my attention back to you.  For a moment, I wonder if now would be the time to start the clip.  You cough impatiently once more, and I twitch an eyebrow, feeling rushed.  Breathing slowly, I resume my speech.
 
My arms cross, "Do you believe that?  Celebrating is supposed to be for happy times.  For your enjoyment, we have to suffer.  I had a dear Aunt Sophia who was the kindest pig at the farm.  Whenever the other pigs shoved me out of the way when we were let out for whatever reason, she would bark at them until they apologized.  I truly respected her for being so caring.  However, the farmer didn't take any note of this," My voice becomes hoarse with emotions, and I instinctively reach for a hankerchief in my pocket, "Instead, he killed her the following week.  It was the week before Thanksgiving."
 
Allowing my words to sink in for a moment, I give the cue for the clip to be played.  A screen drops down behind me, the loading sign being projected onto it from a projector from above.  Your eyes trail to it, focused and curious.  I make an impatient noise, and after a few seconds, the clip begins to play.  A young pig wearing a blue ribbong around its neck stumbles across the screen, eyes wide and yearning for adventure.  A few people in the back of the room aw as it gives the camera an adorable look.  However, my point becomes clear when a large box drops onto the piggling, the words SLAUGHTER HOUSE printed on it in big red letters.  The movie then shows the slaughter house, and numerous souls drifting upwards.  I cringe- I never liked this part, but it was vital to show.  A few more seconds later, a set of ribs appear on the screen.  Wrapped around the ribs was a bloody blue ribbon.  With a small boop, the movie ends.
 
"It was short," I admit, staring at you in the eye, "But do you really believe anyone deserves to die for a holiday?"
 
Without waiting for your response, I turn around and walk off the stage, finished.




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FoxyGirl

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wow, that was fun to read reeses



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twintgirlie

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Pig:

Well hello there Flare,I do see that you are hungry.

Let me tell you why you should not eat me there,and it is just very simple.

Would you,if you were a cute little bouncy pig like me,want to be eaten?Plus,we may be extinct one day,and no more nice little pork chop to eat.Wouldn't that be terrible?

Plus , think of all that slaughtering.Doesnt it seem bloody?We pigs can only grunt, and the next thing we know , our head will be off , and dead we be.

 Just as some say,we get eaten for a holiday. Do we cute little pigs wish you humans harm?And if it is a holiday, do we want to die? No! Holidays are meant for all to enjoy and reunite. But killing one of us means that you are parting us from our families, which , in other words,is sinning.Wouldn't you want to be a saint/samarita(i)n?

Look at the globe. The earth is big , right? If 100 families already seem a big number, how would it be like for 100 pigs to die?

You seem thoughtful, and without waiting for a response, I mutter,"God would not want to see you, his creation, eat us, his creation, pigs, right?Let us not go against God's will."

 





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Reeses

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Lol, thanks. -twitches- Ew, stretching siggy.




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fullmoon

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There's like, a HUGE stretch.......



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((Hey Flare, would you mind making one small exeption... Since I just found this, and my time is up for the day, may I submit mine to you tomorrow?))



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Kariachi

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*the house lights dim and the stage lights go on, a healthy young tom walks to center stage*

Tom: Good Morning, Flare.  I see you are trying to determine what to have for Thankgiving dinner. Well, allow me to make a suggestion: myself.

You see, a wild turkey like myself is quite lean, meaning that your waistline will be safe from the ravages of the meal, while our meat is just as, if not more, delicious that other white-meated animals. 

*Tom paces the stage*

Tom: Also, did you know that turkey is one of the few offering for Thankgiving today that was actually eaten by the Pilgrim for their first celebration? The pig can't say that.  It's gravy also is not near as well flavored as my own.

I'll have more texture variation as well, Flare. Crisp skin, tender meat; in comparison to the single textural tone of that filthy beast.

*Tom stops back in the center of the stage*

Tom: Speaking of filth, do you know what pigs eat, Flare? Garbage. Offal. Feces. Did you know that you're ten times as likely to develop a fatal foodborn illness from a pig than from a turkey? That's right, ten times.

I'll leave you to consider that.

*Tom walks to the edge of the stage before turning back to you*

Tom: By the way, if you are really that intent on the porky taste-brined in apple and smoked with mesquite, we taste just like ham.

 *Tom exits the stage*

* Cut to the dressing room, where Tom reaches behind his back. The feathers fall to the floor, revealing Emily the sow!*

Emily: Too easy!

*Emily chuckles cruely as the lights fade to black*




FoxyGirl

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XD good story!



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Missy95

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can i still join?
Reeses

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When will the results come out?




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Reeses

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Bump?




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Flareboy123

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Anyone can join. This is extended untill December 16. bvecause i was on vacation. I'm reading now. thanks for joining. ;3



Flareboy123

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LOL!! awesome stories guys! 3 days till the results!!




Flareboy123

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Everyone, thanks for joining, this was very fun to host. It was a difficult desicion but....
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Reeses

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Thanks!  It was fun. c:




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Flareboy123

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Your welcome, thanks for joining!



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