CLOSED.  I've chosen a winner.

Once upon a time there was a very very fat pig.

The end. 

one day, a very skinny pig went to IHOP and ate 100550 mil pancakes and then he had to poo... bad! but even after he pooed he was still very very fat, plus ihop stunk so bad that they kicked him out for 100550 years.

the end :D

A monkey named Bob lived in the jungles along with the rest of his civilization. He was a naughty monkey though and would prank the other monkies.He would yell at them,"Hey, your pants are down!" and they would look down and he would laugh and scream, "You aren't even wearing pants!". Or he would sneak up behind other monkies and pants them.

So one day, the other monkies had had enough and went to work on the best pranks ever. The next day, Bob walked outside to get his mail and got bombarded by pies to the face. He was hit so hard so many times that he got dizzy and another monkey put a chair behind him so he could sit down. Well when Bob sat down, he sat on a whoopie cushion.

Then when he finally did get his mail, he saw a package and immediately opened it only to find a rabid skunk staring him in the face. The skunk chased after Bob and he fell through the trees tops and into a batter of glue and feathers. When he finally got out of the mess, he looked like a chicken and the entire monkey city was there to laugh and when Bob started to laugh he got another pie to the face.

If you have had all this stuff happen to you, sorry if I offended you.........xD

Sonador, you only got me to laugh a little. xD

Ravenclaw, no it didn't offend me, and you got me to laugh a little more than Sonador, but not enough. :P You only got me to chuckle, actually more like a giggle.

There once was a pug. He had little flabs on his face that gathered up plenty of items, and he had little stubby feet that were quite adorable. Everyone loved to pat this pug - give him a pat here, pat there... he was a seemingly friendly animal. But little did they know that this pug was plotting something... something BIG. Only one person knew this - It was Patrick. Patrick was a fat German shepherd (like Shep, lol) with rolls of flab hanging from his sides. Whenever someone patted the pug, Patrick would warn them, "

"You must take caution when you're petting a pug... As cute as they are, they won't give you a hug... nor a kiss or a bark or even a pat... because this dog your petting is simply a rat. An adorable, chunky little cute kind of a rat, one who keeps all his schemes right under his hat. One who plots on destroying the whole mighty world, watching it explode - misfourtane being hurled. This little pug that you pat right this day- this little pug may get in the way. With his cute flabs of skin and his sweet wagging tail... he'll laugh and he'll laugh as we all horribly wail...

This little pug that you're petting right there... you better take caution - all of us! - or BEWARE, "

But no one listened. So Patrick sat with his big brown eyes as everyone patted the pug and the pug slowly plotted his evil plot. Patrick grew very obese with the stress of the pug's plan... and one day, Pug put his plan to action. He summoned a bottle of Naked Juice - the great one. (Naked Juice is real and actually DELICIOUS! :D) Naked Juice and his pack of garden gnomes and trolls took hostage of everyone, slowly dragging them by their toes towards an uncertain fate. And they were all eaten alive by The OMG Cat (Look it up on Youtube if you don't know who that is... Tell me if THAT doesn't make you laugh!) The OMG Cat licked his lips and cried, "SAVE THE CANTELOPES!" With that, he vanished, leaving poor Patrick and the pug sitting on the street with Lady Gaga.

TO BE CONTINUED.

I didn't mean to offend you, it really didn't. D:

Sorry. :c *hands Shep a cookie* 

Ill enter!

Later. :(

Just letting you know not to end this without me.

Cinderella is a ugly stupid women who got kicked in the face by me and now se looked like this

The End