Huh, what? Where am I? o.o

◘ My squares shall haunt you then D:< ◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘

Lol. xDDDDD

Wait, I just laughed really hard. o_o;  BUT YOU ALREADY ENTERED SO HA! >:D 

Nuh uh.

*erases evidence*

I'm watching my pet snail nom so much of a carrot that he is now orange. Literally.

He's so used to eating my bad tests in math that he's taking advantage of this opportunity.

His name is Hermie.

True story xD

 Nom nom nom

Lol Demi. xD

But you only got me to smile. ;c 

Thanks. ^^

Bump. 

Once Upon a time, there was an orange. this orange was sooooo tasty he wanted to eat himself. but he could not, so he asked someone else to. it was a pretty little princess, the princess said in a really whiney voice "NO! I would rather kiss you and make you my prince" the orange said "I'm not a frog, I do not eat bugs. but if you do not eat me I might eat you!" he stated. then a big fat guy with a beard ate the orange, after the orange ate the princess, that ate the king, that ate the queen, that ate the snail, that ate the big fat guy who ate the orange, 

ThE EnD???

or is it????? 

  One time there was a little girl  who asked peice of candy  TRICK-OR-TREAT.  Now all I can say is that, that didnt go so well! but if you want me to continue fine! The candy gobbled up the little girl and yelled " YOU WANNA SEE WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE EATIN HUH" The  girls mom ran off crying the piece of candy ate my little girl! everyone  looked at her like she was crazy. they went and trick or treated at the house and nothiing happend  but they saw the same litte girl in the same house with someone dressed up like a piece of candy corn. ther all called her mom crazy!

THE END! OR IS IT! WHAHAHAHAHAHA   THE GIRLS AHEA SHALL HUANT YOU!!!

Lol. I'll try-ish.

There once was a very funny man. He wore a woman's bikini, and had a pet strawberry named Macho Pacho. 

"Macho Pacho? You need a new friend, your getting sad..." He looked at his only friend, who looked truthfully... like garbage. 

The man walked into a designers clothes shop 

"Get out you crazy hobo! You don't have fifty thousand dollars!" The man looked at the perfume bottle he held before chucking it at the lady, and running for the door. The woman's eyes burned and yelled for help, her fat thighs jiggled when she started hopping around. 

"Im sorry Macho Pacho." The man looked at his straberry solmnly "But i got you a new friend!" He then pulled out a... rotten bananna peel! 

"Hey berry" It said in an unnaturally deep voice. "Im going to drop you into a vat of acid, so you'll be just like me" The bananna flipped flipped his peels, and carried Strawberry to a vat f acid, and dropped it in. 

Done? Not very funny, I know xD

I laughed at prinxess's. :P And I don't laugh easily. ;o