5pider.
That is my name.
Gee thanks mom for not going to school. >:C Spell my name right next time plz.
But 5pider is cooler than Spider. Cause really, if my name was Spider, everyone would like, want me. Cause it is a RWN. But 5pider is better. It is cool cause if you just glance at my name, its like, HOLY CRAP THE NAME SPIDER!?!?!?!?!!1!?!?
Then they like, look closer, and like, it's 5pider. Then they go oh. I see. -wander off-
BUT IT IS AWESOME because I can stay with my awesome owner and be a Tesuri that not everybody wants but Veraz does and she is jealous. :c And then Arcane can feed me salmon and cream with garlic bread bought from the 7553875 dollar shop. Cause I'm worth it. -does hair product pose thing-
Anyway, you want to hear the way I came about? I'll tell you. I'll tell you EVERYTHING.
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The moment my egg cracked, my mother screamed with joy.
"OMG OMG OMG OMG FRANCIS!" she yelled at my dad, who as usual was lazing by the tv.
"WHAT DO YOU WANT JUSTINE." he yelled back. And then I was out.
As the eggshell fell away, I caught my first glance of the world. Then I was just as quickly almost drowned by my mother licking me into oblivion.
"AROWRR!" I complained, seeing as I couldn't talk yet. My mother chuckled at me, then lifted me up to examine me more closely.
"Eh, he's a natural." She sighed. My father turned around.
"Poop!" He grumbled, stomping over and taking me by the scruff. "Gonna have to abandon the little thing."
My mother nodded, then grabbed a piece of paper and write a note saying that she couldn't look after me or some junk, whatever they write on those letters, like the one in Harry Potter when Harry gets dumped with the Dursley's, you know.
"Call it 5pider, then we can save Spider for our next child if it is coloured. If it isn't coloured again lets call it Sp1der." My father growled, tossing me and the letter into a basket. He carried me down the bank from the cave and chucked the basket into a nearby river, and I floated happily away down the bubbling water.
Some way down my watery fate, a big pink paw reached into the basket and yanked me out. The letter, slung around my neck, was ripped of gently.
"What are you doing here?" A nice voice said, somewhere above me.
"Grrowprwoof!" I said. Well, blubbered. I couldn't really say much yet.
"Aww, you poor thing!" The voice said. The pink paw patted me on the head. "I know just the thing for you."
I was taken by this...well I dunno what it was. Thing. Into a big wooden cave. And then I was put down on a chair.
"Wait there." The thing instructed me. I heard water start flowing into a basin of some sort, and saw the shadow of the thing pour some orange stuff into it.
Then, suddenly, I was lifted by my scruff and plonked into the water with a splash. I struggled, spluttering, for the surface, and exploded out of the liquid with a thud onto the carpet. The thing laughed at me, so I tried to whap it with my paw, but it lifted me up again.
"You look amazing, 5pider." It said. I looked at myself. In disbelief.
Then I said my first words.
"HOLY CRAP! I'M ORANGE!!"
c: Hope Arc likes it. ♥