Just as he was lost in thought about how best to solve the dessert problem one of his guests spoke up and said that he had some experience baking and offered to help him make something. This gave him a moments pause as he really didn't want to trouble these people any though the offer was tempting. What exactly did he mean by some experience? Was he just being modest or just not very skilled in that area? His first thought was to politely decline and thank Vincent for his offer however it was still a chance to learn something new.
Just as he was about to reply the tv suddenly boomed to life catching him by surprise as well. What was even more startling however was the speed in which the man before him reacted, snatching the plate he dropped before he hit the ground. That was some pretty impressive reflexes and something he would not generally associate with an average person. Was this guy highly trained in martial arts or some other area of combat or was he just something else? Suddenly the thief made up his mind. "I wouldn't want to trouble you any on your vacation but if you wouldn't mind I would appreciate it."
"Ah, we would have to plan out what to make though as I would surely have to run to the store and pick up ingredients. I haven't baked anything before and the closest store is an hour away." Which meant no dessert tonight but if Vincent could tell him what he needed then he could go pick those items up tomorrow. That thought sent a flicker of worry through his eyes though, the last time he glanced at a baking isle he had been quite stumped, there where so many different forms of the same thing? All purpose flour, cake flour, bread flour, wheat flour, self-rising flour. What the heck was even the right type of flour and why was there more than one? Sugar was just as bad as well. Hopefully this guy would at least know the difference.
Creus paid little attention to the tv after his initial start, the death of some random mayor didn't really capture his interest, at least until he saw the dragon carving. That struck him as a bit odd and he couldn't help but wonder if it had anything to do with actual dragons. He had heard of quite a few egotistical criminals leave calling cards like that at the scene of their crimes, furthermore plenty of gangs used dragon symbols. Few of, if any of those people knew that dragons actually existed, yet at the same time here he was in a house with people he suspected of being such.
Was this just some gang that mayor crossed the wrong way or was it actually a dragon? If so why would a dragon be so obvious? They had been hunted for who knew how long, why would they show the world that they had killed someone important? Where they suicidal or something? Over confident? Or was this something else? Maybe the hunters where trying to frame a dragon or dragons in some way? After the year he spent with them he certainly wouldn't put such a crazy scheme beyond them. Though that too didn't make much sense since they seemed to work at covering up the existence of dragons rather than boldly and blatantly flaunt their existence like this, that is if it was even connected.
Suddenly one of the members of this group spoke up pulling the thief's attention away from the tv. At first he wasn't quite sure why he addressed him specifically however after a moment he remembered that one more person had been added to the group. He honestly hadn't thought much of it at all, in fact he had more or less overlooked it entirely since it made little difference to him. He had already planned a large meal so accommodating one more person wasn't all that hard. Seeing him flush with embarrassment as he thanked him for the meal the thief wasn't quite sure what to think was this guy just shy or something? He wasn't the only one who thanked him either, so he supposed he should at least try to respond appropriately.
"Your welcome, I hope its to all your liking." It was hard not to feel awkward as this was his first time making food for anyone however he managed a polite smile in return. "Oh, tomorrow I will probably be making taco's if thats alright you with you. Oh, since you are all here what kind of breakfasts do you all prefer?"
***
"I like cereal. Any kind is good!" Reito piped up cheerfully though he seemed a bit distracted by what was on tv.
"You don't need all that sugar!"
"But I said any kind?"
"Yeah but you likely the sugary stuff!"
"So? What does that have to do with anything?"
"Thats exactly what you where thinking when you said cereal!"
"I was? Are you a mind reader?"
"..."
"Huh, whoever killed that guy really isn't very good? Why would he leave so much evidence behind?" Reito was actually a bit bothered by the methods used here. "Its so wrong, its bad its awful I would have done it way differently."
"Shut up you idiot."
"But back in the military they taught us to do everything neat so that no one can be found and blamed. It made it harder for enemies to start some sort of international incident thingy or something if they couldn't figure out who did it."
"Reito, seriously. These people don't need to know."
"But this guy did it all wrong, its like he actually wants people to find him?"
"Ya think? Either that guy or girl, you never know is an idiot or super confident in themselves, which would still make them an idiot. So an idiot none the less"
***
“What are you doing?”
The question ran through the back of Wrens mind as he purchased an old water trough from a local farmer. In response a devilish grin crossed his face after he thanked the farmer and walked away bearing his prize.
“You’ll see.”
“I sense that you are up to no good again.”
“You know me too well my friend.”
Of course Suibien knew exactly what Wren was up to he was his dragon after all and they had been together for a very long time. The way the dragon expressed his question was clear as day, asking a question that he already knew the answer too was a way he often voiced his displeasure. It wasn’t that Suibien minded Wrens antics, in fact he was quite used to them, rather he always worried about the consequences.
“You know we don’t have much money right?”
“So thats what you're worried about?”
“Someone has to take care of us, money makes the world go ‘round these days. It's not like we can trade a fine linen for a donkey anymore and then trade that donkey for a spot on a ship. We also most certainly cannot fly across the sea’s with ease any more either. Not with radar anyway.”
“Heh.” The thought of him riding a donkey up to a modern dock and offering to exchange it for passage caused Wren to chuckle inwardly. He could only imagine the look on a captains face if he did that, they would surely think he was a lunatic. The thought was still packed with temptation though, he wanted to see just how people would react to that. Where would he get a donkey though? More importantly could he ride it over to a dock before getting stopped for bringing a farm animal into the city?
Sensing Suibiens worry Wren laughed. “Don’t worry, it’s just a fun thought. My pranks are far more sophisticated. Though I truly would love to see how people react to such a thing. Ah, there are so many things, once so common, that everyone would think is weird these days.”
“You truly think your pranks are sophisticated?” Suibien questioned regarding the current one he had in mind. In lieu to some of the other things Wren did this one seemed quite simplistic.
“Hey, you have to go back to the basics once and awhile. Besides I doubt these hunters will ever expect a dragon to prank them, let alone dare approach them while they are busy chasing another target.”
“You truly do enjoy living on the edge.”
“Well it’s better than living in a trench.”
To this Suibien did not respond as Wren had arrived at the second of his three destinations, it was a craft store. The inside was cool and quiet with only a few older patrons going about their business and a rather bored looking young woman sitting at the counter looking at her cell phone. Flashing a charming smile Wren walked over and greeted her politely. “Hello ma’am, do you perhaps sell goose down or something similarly light and fluffy to stuff pillows with?”
The young women having not even heard Wren’s entrance and approach, largely thanks to his past training was startled out of the trance her phone left her in her facing flushing at the sudden approach of a handsome young man she stumbled over her words. “Y-yes we sell both goose down, poly-fil and shredded foam. Which one can I help you with?”
“Well ma’am I would really appreciate the goose down which you possibly show me the way? I need quite the large quantity.”
“O-ofcourse, it’s in isle three, half way down on the left…”
“You have my thanks.” Wren smiled as he headed off to where he was directed quite well aware of how the young woman stared after him.
“After dealing with the elderly all day she must be quite happy to see a handsome new face.” Suibien mused as Wren grabbed a basket and cleared an entire shelf of bags of down and returned to the register. The woman was still staring at him in a bit of a daze when he gently placed his basket on the counter snapping her out of her daze.She looked quite surprised to see how much product he wanted to buy but rang him out anyway, seeming to be too shy to ask what he needed all that for.
It was only after the transaction was finished that she finally had the courage. “Pardon me sir, but do you mind if I ask what you need all that for?”
“A prank” Wren responded easily, his grey eyes bright and full of mischief adding a devilish charm to his smile as he picked up his goods and started leaving the store. “I hope the rest of your day is as beautiful as you are miss.”
“You truly are shameless.” Suibuin responded amused as they left the store and the blushing young women behind.
“Perhaps but a nice compliment hurts no one and from the way she reacted I am sure she is not used to hearing such things.”
Their third and final stop was a hardware store where Wren bought roughly fifty feet of thin wire ,rope and a bucket. Of course he couldn’t help but flirt just a little with the young man who sat behind the counter there as well before he left.
“You really are on a roll today, aren't you?”
“Oh come on, did you see him looking at me? He was as obvious as the nose on his face! I truly struck fortune today! A handsome young man and a handsome young woman and I made them both blush!” Wren replied cheerfully as he carried his goods out of the city and off into a forest where he began to set his trap.
Some hours earlier he had learned that a young dragon was hiding out in the forest and upon investigating it himself he saw a terrified young man hiding in a thicket. It was obvious that he was both a new dragon and had been chased there by hunters. The young man thought he finally found a good hiding spot but was so new at this he didn’t even notice Wren approach or watch him.
Since the word was already out, Wren knew the hunters would be coming for him sooner rather than later. Without a doubt he knew that they would be coming for the boy tonight, as soon as they had the cover of darkness on their side.
Furthermore with the night approaching soon Wren didn’t have much time to work with as he filled the trough with mud and hung it in the trees with Suibiens assistance. The dragon was careful to set it up in such a way that it was not easily visible among the leaves but still had a clear path to its target. After that Wren set the goose down in a bucket above the trough filled with mud and set them up in such a way that both the trough and the bucket would tip over and dump their contents quite easily, attaching the rope in such a way that would allow the trough to tip a few seconds before the feathers. The last thing he set up was the trip wire and once his trap as all set up he retreated into the forest and waited with anticipation.
He had set the trap on the path he guessed the hunters would most likely take to get to the dragon. There weren't many paths in that dense English forest and the hunters where after a young and inexperienced dragon. They would most likely take the easiest and fastest path to their prey first, expecting a quick and easy kill. They would not likely take into account that an elder dragon may choose this as the perfect opportunity to prank them.
With a good quality camera phone in hand Wren waited patiently for the night to fall and the hunters to come.
Hours later they finally arrived, it was just a small group arriving in one car all of whom looked quite young. It was a group of four boys, perhaps in their late teens or early twenties led by a man who appeared to be in his early thirties. They moved quickly and quietly, seeming somewhat solemn as they focused on their duties. None of them expected the humiliation that awaited them nor the ancient dragon that lay in hiding just across the road from where they parked.
Wren waited until he was certain they left before emerging cautiously from hiding and after assuring they were out of hearing range he set to work pulling the spark plugs from their vehicle he tossed it in a ditch and slashed one of their tires.
Only a few more minutes passed before he heard a distant crash, followed by startled shouts. The old dragon struggled to suppress a giggle as he retreated back across the road and positioned himself in the perfect position to snap a picture. Luckily he had just so happened to pick a smart phone that was good at capturing low light pictures.
As he had expected the crash spooked the young forest dragon and he took off before the hunters could even get near. The forest was riddled with shouts and curses and the young dragon flew back out over the road in a panic and the hunters gave chase. They didn’t even have time to consider cleaning themselves up. They likely intended to jump in their car and give chase but when the emerged from the forest and saw the slashed tires they threw another string of curses.
This time Wren could no longer contain himself, from across the road he suddenly burst into vibrant, joyous laughter. The startled hunters whirled around to face him, coated in mud and feathers, their faces full of rage they truly did look like swamp monsters. Snapping quite a few pictures, ensuring to catch the cars license plate in them Wren pointed and laughed as though he was just a harmless young prankster showing not the slightest sign of fear. His hair covered with a hood, they would have no way to tell if he where a dragon or just a kid.
“Give that phone to us now!” One of them finally shouted once they got over their initial shock and noticed he was taking pictures however Wren merely laughed harder before turning around and darting off into the forest behind him.
Behind him the four young men and their mentor fumed but their mentor stopped all of them from giving chase. After all their target was a known dragon, who knew who this kid was. The man stopped them long enough to give orders, sending two Wrens way and keeping the rest to change the tire so they could give chase to the young dragon. Little did they know, the spark plug was also gone and by the time the orders where given Wren was long gone. Even though he had only gotten a few seconds head start, the swift, silent warrior had already vanished into the forest.
Wren never saw those hunters again, those children where to young to keep up and locate the adept old warrior. He meanwhile met up with Kai Ji, his beloved little black cat who had been waiting quietly in the spot he had left him earlier. The cat ignored his approached and seemed completely indifferent to him as Wren picked him up and snuggled his soft fur briefly before tucking the cat into the large front pocket of his hoodie.
“I must say, these hoodies are perhaps the best modern inventions out there. They come with convenient cat carrying pouches!” Wren laughed as he found a clearing large enough for Suibien to take flight. The moment he found a spot, he pulled the hoodie off and with Kai Ji still in the pocket and wrapped the cat up, leaving just his head poking out. He then proceeded to toss the feline bundle into the air, letting Suibien catch him. The cats golden eyes didn’t even bl
ink, with how many centuries had passed nothing phased him anymore.
Taking to the air Wren and Suibien located the young dragon and indicated that he should follow them. The small forest dragon was dwarfed by Suibiens size and after already being in a state of panic the sudden appearance of a much larger dragon did nothing to help. Thankfully after a brief bought of conversation Suibien managed to calm the young man’s dragon and convinced them to follow. After quite some time they landed just outside the city and transformed back after that Wren introduced himself and Suibien then led the young man back into the city to a busy train station. The moment they stepped into the busy public area, which was busy even at this time of night the young man broke out into a cold sweat and started glancing around searching for escape route before he moved Wren spoke up, for once his tone was serious.
“Young man, you are far safer here than you were out there. The hunters won’t provoke a dragon in such a crowded place.”
“But won’t they be more likely to see me here? There is so many people what if one or some-”
“Young man, even if they see you they can’t do anything foolish. Learn to blend in with the crowds and conduct yourself properly and they probably won’t even notice you. Hundreds of people come and go every day here, they cannot search everyone. Hide your hair and for petes sake don’t walk around looking like you’ve seen a ghost. That will attract far more attention than any normal, bored patreon ever would.” Wren lectured, quite proud to share his accumulated wisdom though the young man continued to protest.
“But out there, if I could just loose them then there would be no-”
“How can you loose them when you cannot even loose yourself? You were too close to the city and not far enough off the beaten path. You would have to go much farther and with technology these days they could still spot you from the sky with a drone! You would have to find a forest so deep and go so far that even you might not know the way out yourself before you even have a chance at outsmarting them there. Do you not realize how common it is for young dragons to try to hide in the forest? Thats exactly what they expect! Do you even know how to survive so far from civilization? If not than you might as well just shoot yourself in the foot and present your body to them if you think thats a safe place to be. ”
Hearing this the young man paled considerably as he hadn’t even thought of this before mumbling quietly. “Not only that but when I heard the hunters where after you, I snuck out there to visit and you didn’t even see me watching you as you dug around in the mud with that stick. You didn’t even notice me setting up the trap for those hunters not far from where you hid!”
“W-wait if you knew they were after me why didn’t you just tell me? Why set the trap?”
“Good question, your finally starting using some sense.” Wren praised. “Why did I do it? Well how else would you learn? Having a close call like that, is by far the best way to learn things!”
The young man didn’t look like he agreed at all with this tactic but didn’t argue as Wren continued to lecture him. “Anyway, now that they saw you your best options right now is to change up your looks a bit and move away from the area, the further the better.”
“B-but my girlfriend…”
“How on earth where you planning to keep in touch with out in that forest? If your thinking of her now all of a sudden…” Wren led on
“I-I was going to meet up with her again once its safe!?”
“And then what? Stay in the city and hope they don’t find you again even though they probably already know everything about you?”
The young man teared up, “I don’t want to leave her but I don’t want them to hurt her....no, for her sake I should just leave.”
“And break her heart?” Wren asked startling the young man who had probably thought that he had been telling him to leave her for her safety. “Does she truly love you?”
“I-I think so but-
“No buts, if you truly love someone then in this situation, the only thing you can do is give them the power to choose.”
“What do you mean?”
“Does she know what you are?”
“No-”
“Then tell her the truth and ask her! Only she will know if she still wants to be by your side or not. Do not make the decision for her.”
“They-those hunters might hurt her..”
“And let her know that, it’s still her choice. If she truly loves you she will want to follow you, she will want to be by your side and will suffer without you. If not then let her choose to be safe. You got it? Now, calm yourself, take the train to another station. Ask her to meet you there and tell her the truth. Then get of here and don’t come back, you hear? Oh and also make sure you ditch anything they can trace you with including your phones. Your welcome”
The young man nodded, a look of determination slowly replacing the fear on his face as he numbly boarded the train and left.
“Aww, so cute and loyal. Too bad we couldn’t keep him.” Suibien commented returning the grin to Wrens face.
“He’s clearly taken, now where shall we go? It’s about time we left england behind.”
“Somewhere with good food perhaps? Maybe mexico? I love the street food there.”
“But we were there before we came to england.”
“True, hmmm what about canada?”
“We haven’t been there in awhile, why there?”
“Well I heard of this new dish, something about french fries, cheese and gravy.” Suibien answered cheerfully though Wren scrunched up his face a little.
“Sounds weird,”
“But you like fries right? Yes? Cheese, yes? And gravy too. So doesn’t it sound heavenly?”
“We’ll see, what is this dish called?”
“Poutine”
“Alright, off to Canada to try poutine!” Wren cheered, their destination decided as they took a train to the coast.