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9:15pm Sep 1 2010
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"You're going to talk to me about childish?" Jack asked, laughing. "I make cosplay look like normal attire."
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11:21pm Sep 1 2010
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"'Lexi, can I borrow your tennis racket? And Ivy and a few friends are comming over, is that okay?" "Uh...Sure, Harls...Just don't screw with anything, if the ferret get's hurt, I'm putting your head on the wall." He called down. "Let's get out of here beofre she asks us to have a tea party."
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11:26pm Sep 1 2010
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"How about you put her head through the wall?" Jack offered, walking out of the room. "If she asks me for tea, I'lll shove weed down her throat, wrap her in a blanket, and light her hair on fire; then you can smoke her." |
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11:37pm Sep 1 2010
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"No thanks, I'd rather set myself on fire and run through a meth lab." He sighed. "But I gotta say. Whoever made brownies laced with marajuana is a friggin' genious. You get high and it takes care of the munchies!...Or makes it worse...Whatever..." He said, ignorign the slwoly growign pile of odd objects on his kitchen table. "Christ, what is she up to..."
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11:41pm Sep 1 2010
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" I'd rather you eat the brownies." Jack told him. "Doesn't damage your body that way." |
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11:45pm Sep 1 2010
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Weed doesn't dammage your body. Ciggarettes on the other hand...Seriously, though, weed doesn't kill you or the guy standign next to you like cigarettes do." Alexis sighed, outside.
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11:48pm Sep 1 2010
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"Smoke is smoke, Lexi." Jack said impatiently. "It f.ucks up your lungs."
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11:54pm Sep 1 2010
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"And I'm immortal," He smirked. "Don't worry, I don't do it in frotn of anyone, the only reason why you knwo anyway is because Harley b!tches abotu it so much..."
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12:11am Sep 2 2010
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"No, Lexi, do you think I'm that dumb?" Jack scoffed. "Harley doesn't know that I know.. She thinks I'll burn your house down and make the whole damn neighborhood high."
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12:24am Sep 2 2010
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"Wait...You don't think she wants you to do something like that....Right?"
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10:37am Sep 2 2010
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"I think she rather me burn up that farm I got you down in Peru." Jack replied.
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10:44am Sep 2 2010
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"I'll stick with her beign virtually harmless....." He said, then his phone began ringing, "Hold on....What, Harls?" "'Lexi. If you had a cake, what would it be?" "What?...Why are you asking....Ugh.....It would be made out of the blood, body and crunched bones of Michael Brimmmer, so for a switch I'd get to eat him, the dirty bastard. Now why are-" "OKAY!" Said the enthusiastic girl and hung up. "Jack....Is it alright for me to say I'm a little scared by my roomate?"
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10:57am Sep 2 2010
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"Yes, if that roommate is Harley." Jack responded, laughing.
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11:00am Sep 2 2010
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"So, what hosptal are we going to blow up this time? Wayne Enterprises kinda stopped funding for hospitals after the last time."
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11:20am Sep 2 2010
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"That's right..." Jack frowned. "They still fund for Arkham... Oo, and that new community center for all of those old people. They're gonna die anyway, let's blow that up."
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11:21am Sep 2 2010
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"Oh, nice," Alexis laughed. "Let's do it!"
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11:26am Sep 2 2010
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"Alright." Jack smirked, parking the car. He traveled to the trunk, pulling a.ssorted items out. "I'm using the missile launcher... You want the detonator?" |
