2:15am Sep 5 2013
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Sword Master turned right-onto a dead-end street leading to a large park with a man-made lake in it. "Oh dear!" Sword Master exclaimed, slamming on the accelerater. "Why are you speeding up?!" Bow Wielder yelled, grabbing Sword Master's shoulder. "There are trees and civilians and a lake! Slow down!" Sword Master pressed the icon a second time and the car doubled in speed, slamming Bow Wielder back into his seat. Looses objects and items of clothing flew out the car as it shot towards the park.
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2:29am Sep 5 2013
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"I think I agree with Holly now!" Fleco cried, clinging to the edge of his seat.
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3:02am Sep 5 2013
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"Don't worry, we'll be fine!" Sword Master said as they shot into the trees, the police car braking behind them. Sword Master immediately cut the second boost, slowing the car down dramatically, which caused it to swerve, nearly running over to park goers and slamming into a tree. The car zoomed forwards, branches smashing into Rhi as they went. Sword Master cut the second boost as several children ran screaming from the playground as Sword Master drove over the bark. Sword Master braked, scraping against a tree and slowing down just enough to prevent going into the lake. The airbags deployed, but Sword Master stabbed them with his sword. "See, fine." He panted.
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3:10am Sep 5 2013
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Rhi spat out a few twigs. Holly took a few seconds to regain her bearings. "Do you.... have any idea.... how.... SOFT AND BREAKABLE HUMANS ARE?!"
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1:37am Sep 7 2013
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Sword Master took a second to calm his breathing and throw a stick out of the car. "To be fair, nobody actually got hurt, and the car just has a few scratches-" As if on queue, the left rear-view mirror fell off and the right back tire deflated. "-Okay, maybe a bit more than a few scratches, but the damage won't cost too much to repair, plus we escaped the police and made great headway into our search for Ebony." "But we didn't need to escape the police, we could have just pulled over, they would have given us a ticket, and we would be on our way!" Bow Wielder exploded, kicking open the car door and storming off a few steps. "Actually, then the Daemonium Venatores would know what identities we are using because of the report of the vehicle deion." Sword Master said. "This way they only know we are driving around in the car." Bow Wielder calmed down, realizing Sword Master had a point. "First thing's first, we should ditch the car and find a place to stay, the police and angry park-goers will be looking for us and I don't want to be here when they are-but we are talking about this later."
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1:50am Sep 7 2013
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Holly grumbled and calmed herself. "I'm sorry. I shouldn't have exploded like that." She appologized, dipping her head. "Mood whiplash." Fleco said, shaking his head. "Any ideas where we'll be staying?"
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1:57am Sep 7 2013
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"Paris is full of hotels and places to stay, it shouldn't be hard to find somewhere." Sword Master said, leaning back in his seat, clearly still recovering from the driving.
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2:05am Sep 7 2013
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"Right, that's where we are." Fleco said, still getting used to the idea.
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2:32am Sep 9 2013
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"Come on, let's get out of here." Bow Wielder said. "But we can't just ditch my car!" Sword Master complained. "If you hadn't of driven it like a maniac we wouldn't have to ditch it!" Bow Wielder retorted. Sword Master thought for a second, then pressed a button on the touchscreen. An anchor shot from under the car deep into the ground. "Good luck moving it now!" Sword Master said as the screen slid away and he exited the car.
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2:42am Sep 9 2013
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Holly yelped and jumped out of the car as the anchor fired. Rhi climbled awkwardly out of the car, trying not to damage anything. Fleco pried his hands from the edge of the seat and sprang out after them.
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2:46am Sep 9 2013
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Bow Wielder started jogging away from the scene, keeping his head down. Sword Master two bags from the car's boot and followed after him.
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3:02am Sep 9 2013
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Holly and Rhi followed after them. Fleco watched Sword Master skeptically before following. "Does that contain the remains of a body?"
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1:20am Sep 10 2013
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(Sorry, they are supposed to be backpack-style bags, should have been more specific) Sword Master didn't answer immediately, then replied: "If there was, do you think I would tell you?"
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1:29am Sep 10 2013
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(It doesn't matter. Fleco would have said the same thing even if they were handbags XD)
"So you're not denying it then!" Fleco cried. "Holly, sic 'im!" Holly frowned. "I'm not a dog."
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1:48am Sep 10 2013
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"Fleco, I don't have any bodies in the bags because; A, I am a good guy, I don't kill people, and B, I would have made sure to plan the murder enough so I wouldn't need to use a bag in the body's disposal." Sword Master laughed.
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1:54am Sep 10 2013
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Fleco narrowed his eyes. "That's just what a you would say if there were bodies in the bags."
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2:18am Sep 11 2013
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"Fleco, I would show you what is in the bags, but unfortunately it is top secret so I would have to get a new bag for you, and this one would be a body-bag." Sword Master smiled at him and made his way along the walking track they had found. Bow Wielder led the way, greeting everybody that walked past in excellent, but hurried, French.
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2:24am Sep 11 2013
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Fleco puffed out his chest. "Come at me."
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2:31am Sep 13 2013
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Bow Wielder silently came up behind Fleco and put his hand on his shoulder. "Dude, we have a good five hundred years of adventuring and combat experience, extremely advanced, be it technologically or magically, weaponry; not to mention magically augmented cells-you would be eaten alive."
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2:36am Sep 13 2013
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"I have a Holly." Fleco said, shrugging off Bow Wielder's hand. "You'd be eating yourselves alive. Literally."
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