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1:44am Dec 15 2013
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"You're probably not thinking of the consequence I am." Felco said. "Well, from what I've gathered, Holly comes from the magically insane dimension Galafax, where everything has recessive canary DNA and Gypsies can become dragon-slayers in a day. She was one of the globe trotting traders that travel around in caravan-thingies until a dragon-wasp-mutant-beast blew the place and her family up, she was then taking in by a pack of vampyrum and trained to hunt said dragon-wasp-mutant-beasts for profit. Then Ebony came along and messed things up as she usually does and Torger hunts her down because she's a setik. She ends up in a box and a few centuries later she's let out by a pair of aliens and ends up living with a couple of war veterans, a werewolf, amorphous space goop and me. Poor thing didn't want any of this."
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11:32pm Dec 16 2013
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Sword Master closed his eyes, tilted his head to the floor and shook his head for a while. Eventually he looked uo and said: "You know, I swear I lose a little piece of my sanity whenever I have a long conversation with Ebony or anybody she knows-no offence, although really me saying no offence doesn't actually affect whether or not you take offence."
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11:35pm Dec 16 2013
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Fleco shrugged. "My friends are weird, but they're the only ones I have."
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11:43pm Dec 16 2013
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"Amen." Sword Master said, raising his glass towards Fleco and taking another drink.
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11:53pm Dec 16 2013
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"Anyway." Felco continued. "Rhi's some kind of soldier that thinks she's now fighting for the opposite side because of head trauma, but that doesn't matter a whole lot now anymore because she's joined Ebony on her suicide mission against Squan. And I'm just orphaned street trash."
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12:30am Dec 17 2013
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"I'm sure your not street trash, perhaps street discarded furniture, but not street trash." Sword Master commented.
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12:31am Dec 17 2013
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Fleco shrugged. "What does it matter?"
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11:38pm Dec 18 2013
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Sword Master shook his head and smirked. "Never mind Fleco."
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11:42pm Dec 18 2013
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"If you say so." Fleco said.
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11:46pm Dec 18 2013
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Sword Master thought for a moment. "So what exactly is your relationship with Ebony?"
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11:57pm Dec 18 2013
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"I don't know.... a weird one?" Fleco said. "She hates me, but we joke around sometimes. She used to like my dear old dad, and I look similar to him, so that might explain the hate."
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12:47am Dec 19 2013
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"What about Holly and Rhi?" Sword Master asked, listening intently.
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12:54am Dec 19 2013
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"They're the friends that catch me after I jump off buildings." Fleco said.
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1:22am Dec 20 2013
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"I meant their relationship with Ebony." Sword Master said seriously.
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1:33am Dec 20 2013
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"Oh." Fleco said. "Ebony hates Rhi, but she tolerates her when she needs to, and Holly.... It's weird. Holly's like her sister but at the same time she's almost her daughter and then you snap your fingers and they're at each others throats like rival soldiers. I think they consider each other friends. There's also that one setik ages ago that fell in love with Ebony, but I'll let Holly explain that or I'll mess something up and get slaughtered for it."
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1:40am Dec 20 2013
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"Noted." Sword Master said, taking it all in and thoroughly thinking it over.
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1:44am Dec 20 2013
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"Please don't tell me you're connected to Skynet like Ebony is." Fleco said, grinning.
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1:58am Dec 20 2013
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"I hate the terminator movies, despite all my centuries of experience in impersonation and roleplaying I cannot do Arnold Schwarzenegger's voice." Sword Master laughed. "So that is a no."
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2:05am Dec 20 2013
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"Give Holly a five second clip of his voice and she'll be able sound just like him." Fleco said. "Nah, I was just referring to the fact that Ebony's thinking is so mechanical sometimes, and she's also from the future, so i'm pretty sure she's a terminator."
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11:48pm Dec 21 2013
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"I wouldn't know, but she's probably the craziest terminator I've ever seen if she is." Sword Master replied, his smile seemingly slightly fake.
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