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5:31am Aug 23 2014
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"But like shiny!" Ebony whispered, stretching out a hand towards the Bellators. However, she wasn't stupid enough to touch them , so she left her hand hanging a meter or so away from it.
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3:24am Sep 22 2014
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Sword Master smacked her hand down with a rapidly-drawn blade.
If a man dedicates his life to good deeds and the welfare of others, he will die unthanked and unremembered. If he exercises his genius bringing misery and death to billions, his name will echo through the millennia for a hundred lifetimes. Infamy is always more preferable to ignominy-Fabius Bile
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4:04am Sep 22 2014
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Ebony exploded into her dragon form and lunged at him. "FILTH!"
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4:37am Sep 22 2014
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Suddenly, Ebony was torn through a whirlpool of telekinetic energy and thrown into the dirt. (Sorry if this is a bit unfair or something) The Justicar that pulled Ebony through to the exterior of the truck rumbled with psychic power, and two others lowered their ornate axes to Ebony's throat.
If a man dedicates his life to good deeds and the welfare of others, he will die unthanked and unremembered. If he exercises his genius bringing misery and death to billions, his name will echo through the millennia for a hundred lifetimes. Infamy is always more preferable to ignominy-Fabius Bile
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4:54am Sep 22 2014
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Elmont bared his teeth at Sword Master. "If she dies, I'll kill you, your mate and level Europe."
Robert materialized in an instant, thanks to the constant stream of energy the immortals had been pouring out, and pinned Ebony's head and a wing to the ground and threw his wings out for balance as she strugled. "WAIT!" He screeched. "GIVE HER A SECOND, DAMN IT!"
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2:18am Oct 4 2014
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Sword Master stood deathly still, then crackled his neck. He launched himself at Elmont, attempting to pin him against the wall of the massive armored truck. "Watch who you threaten, this is not your world, this is not your fight, believe me I don't want you here any more than you do, especially since you don't deserve it. But so help me if you make that threat again I will hand you over to these monsters and then you will be lucky if it is just you...and your nation that is leveled."
If a man dedicates his life to good deeds and the welfare of others, he will die unthanked and unremembered. If he exercises his genius bringing misery and death to billions, his name will echo through the millennia for a hundred lifetimes. Infamy is always more preferable to ignominy-Fabius Bile
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2:38am Oct 4 2014
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Elmont formed a wall of solid air between himself and Sword Master. "You people really don't have a clue."
Holly buried her head in her hands.
Ebony snarled and smacked Robert into the ground with her other wing.
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12:27am Oct 27 2014
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Suddenly everybody (but the Bellators) was ripped out of the truck, massive armoured gauntlets phasing through the thick hull to pull the occupants through. The Justicars tossed them to the ground beside Ebony, vibrating the ground with their built-up psychic energy.
If a man dedicates his life to good deeds and the welfare of others, he will die unthanked and unremembered. If he exercises his genius bringing misery and death to billions, his name will echo through the millennia for a hundred lifetimes. Infamy is always more preferable to ignominy-Fabius Bile
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1:39am Oct 27 2014
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Ebony lunged for Robert's throat, but was met by a pair of talons around the throat.
Present Ebony scrambled to her feet and stared blankly at the scuffle. "Rob...?"
Holly sent the concrete beneath future Ebony shooting into her stomach and flicked present Ebony's brain into sleep mode, causing present Ebony to pass out and future Ebony to crumple into the fetal position.
Fleco threw his arms over his head. "Too much magic! Somebody sew my pupils shut!"
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3:22am Oct 27 2014
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There was a massive gunshot, a crack so loud it momentarily deafened everyone nearby, the massive snap spooking every bird for miles around. Sword Master and Bow Wielder clutched at their ears, dropping their hastily equipped weapons. The Gas Man lowered the smoking pistol he had shot into the air. He dissipated the smoke coming from the barrel, and walked over towards Fleco. "You couldn't last 2 hours driving through the French countryside. 2 hours." The Gas Man put his arm around Fleco, pulling Fleco into him in a drunken hug and waving the old revolver around dangerously. "Fleco, my man here, he understands! All he wants to do, is chill out and sow his eyeballs shut-and you ignorant SOCIOPATHS cannot just get along for a few minutes in a big metal box." The Gas Man put the gun to Fleco's temple, but more in a general point than a clear threat. "You guys are so focused with infighting and murder and general STUPIDITY that my Elf man here could have performed GOD DAMN OPTICAL SURGERY on himself, and you wouldn't have NOOOTICCED!" The Gas Man started waving the gun around at the Justicars, and pointing at the two unconscious Ebonys. " I thought we had talked about this? I thought the issues were resolved, and the giant fire-pit that is slowly engulfing Paris, all of which was YOUR FAULT, would have been enough inspiration to GO THE HECK TO WORK!"
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3:49am Oct 27 2014
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Fleco, Holly and Robert doubled over and clutched at their ears.
"-ppear just in time for her to be sorted out anyway!" The rugged aramuk argued to his male companion who only had an inch on Holly's height as the materialized in the midst of the crowd.
"Bit late." Future Ebony grunted from under her wing.
The boy clapped his hands together in mock glee, not bothering the smooth down his fine golden brown hair that had clearly been slept on recently. "It smells like you guys need more sociopathic tendencies, emotional tension and magic though! We can help with that!"
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3:37am Oct 28 2014
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The Gas Man rolled his head as if making it clear to everyone he had rolled his eyes. He turned with the movement, walking away from Fleco, and shot Elmont in the foot as he took his first few steps.
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3:54am Oct 28 2014
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Elmont yowled in pain and lunged at the Gas Man.
Hawthorn shook his head and encased Elmont's undamaged foot in concrete. "Aww, c'mon man! Don't be one a' those kinds a' people!"
"What the hell am I looking at here?" Holly mouthed to anyone watching.
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1:41am Nov 2 2014
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"What am I doing? What am I DOING?!" The Gas man whipped around, smashing Fleco in the side of the head with the gun. "I am saving an innocent boy from dangerous self-conducted surgical procedures!"
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2:10am Nov 2 2014
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Fleco collapsed.
Hawthorn's lips pulled back to reveal his pathetic little fangs and his nose began to wrinkle. "He says as he bashes him upside the head!"
Future Ebony returned to her human form and gestured to the Gas man. "Honey, you need to calm down. Everyone hits Fleco. It's not cool anymore."
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10:12pm Nov 7 2014
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How about if I shoot him?" The Gas Man laughed, reloading the titanic revolver and pointing it at his head. "What if I just, blow his brains out, right outta his whiddle head ALL OVER THE GRASS!? Would that make you all happy? Would that make you all smiley and sunshiney again so we can get back to GOSH DARN WORK!"
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5:20am Nov 8 2014
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Elmont vaporized the bullet in his foot and set about healing it.
"No." Ebony said with a frown. "No it wouldn't. We'd have to have a funeral."
"Respect through fear is not something that works on these kinds of people." Robert said flatly. "Just tell them what they need to do without threats or hostages and it will probably work. People as old as the majority of these will do just about anything to keep themselves occupied, and everybody else here follows their lead. The way you're doing things, they'll refuse for the sheer purpose of rebellion, no matter whose brains you blow out."
Ebony nodded in agreement. "Yeah man. Tell me nicely what it is and I'm game to help."
On the less serious side of things, Hawthorn's ex
pression swung from anger to a slightly confused smirk as he tugged on his friend's sleeve. "Do you need to discuss your degrading heterosexuality?"
Eben grunted and his lips pulled back over his teeth slightly. "Do you?"
Hawthorn shrugged and his smirk grew. "I'm just saying man, he's swashbuckling and grumpy enough to be your type."
Ebony purred slightly with laughter and motioned to Eben's stubble. "Their hugs would be prickle-death!"
"They could totally solve a power crisis with the static electricity!" Hawthorn laughed.
Eben snarled and smacked his fist into Hawthorn's shoulder. "And what about you, bow boy?"
Hawthorn cocked his head and studied Bow Wielder for a few seconds. "We'd have great hair." He said and fluffed up his hair, fixing his just-got-out-of-bed appearance.
"Can you lot please be serious for five minutes?!" Holly growled from between clenched teeth.
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1:43am Nov 10 2014
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The Gas Man clenched his fists and shook in anger, then stood up straight. He stood still, the heavy raspy breathing echoing out of his mask, the silver pistol glinting in the moonlight. He shook his head and began to laugh, then spoke. "You know what-you are right. Totally, completely right. Without a doubt." He said, waving his gun at Rob. "I have been totally unreasonable, unnecessarily violent and in general a bad usurping psychotic dictator of our little group." The Gas Man sighed. He then laughed,a short chuckle to himself, and continued: "Realistically my actions haven't been unjustified, after all totally ruining a massive Europe-wide operation and potentially being the catalysts of an apocalyptic cult uprising that could destroy Paris, if not France, if not Europe, if not the world didn't help your case. That is especially true when you consider you are a bunch of extra-dimensional mutant witches and basically the summary of all that my life and faith is aimed at destroying. So you know what, I think I am going to take Mr psychic bird apparition's advice and solve the problem so I can potentially clean up the biggest mess of the century!"
Bow Wielder laughed from his position on the ground. "Your degrading heterosexuality-That is the best line I have ever heard!" He commented.
"Ah, good, a volunteer!" The Gas Man exclaimed excitedly, clapping his hands, and the giant revolver, together.
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2:10am Nov 10 2014
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Ebony cupped her hands over Holly's ears. "Ah ha ha ha ha.... Let's not threaten that particular person, or act like witch hunters, because some veeeery powerful and magically unstable people might start splitting atoms, and then the world really will be destroyed. Nobody wants that."
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2:30am Nov 10 2014
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"Volunteer?" Bow Wielder asked, somewhat concerned."Yes, a volunteer! You do understand the premise of the noun, I presume?" The Gas Man replied. He walked over to Bow Wielder and hoisted him to his feet with far more ease than it should have been. He put his arm around Bow Wielder and pointed with the gun over his shoulder at Rob. "You see that guy there? Our new friend has kindly suggested that we use compassionate consideration, friendliness and our 'pwezez and fankouz' to negotiate with our brand new gang of psychotic extraterrestrial witch-monsters. Does that sound like a good idea to you Mr Undying Warrior?" Gas Man shook his head, prompting Bow Wielder to, slightly confused, shake his head in the same way. The Justicars suddenly blurred into different positions, surrounding the group.
"You see, I think that we have all simply had a...a lack of solid communication! After all, you and your friend with the pointy stick have just been trying to protect innocents, right?!" The Gas Man asked Bow Wielder, walking him towards Fleco, prodding his chest and 'you and your friend'. Bow Wielder nodded. "Whereas have simply been trying to protect the innocent human population of the world, right?!" Bow Wielder nodded, but with added delay. He looked considerably out of his element and shaken, which was totally unlike Bow Wielder in every way. "And these people are just trying to protect each other, and that...is sort of like what we were doing...right?" Bow Wielder shrugged "Right?" Bow Wielder nodded vigorously. "So why on earth are we all fighting when we all clearly have the same goals as each other anyway, just with different means of getting there!" He laughed, throwing his arms out.
"So, I think what we all need is a clear understanding of how this is going to work-no more meaningless strutting!" He took off his hat and set it on the ground, showing the vast array of silver cables and tubes running to his mask and goggles. No more unnecessary violence or hostage situations or gun pointing!" He said, throwing the gun into the bushes. The Justicars lowered their axes and Black Sword and Sword Master stood up. "From now on, we are not enemies of our enemies, we are a team, a group, a people!" The Gas Man yelled excitedly, as if trying futilely to rouse everyone up into an excited, peppy state.
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